I feel bad about disliking Beanie Feldstein but I do.

I think she has a sweet voice but nothing special. She's been training for musical comedy for over a decade.

I assume she's a case of neptism.

I can't get over her being fat although she'll probably lose it like her brother did.

I think she tries too hard to be charming.

Her dancing is dreadful per youtube.

I feel she is being foisted on us.

Am I too hard on her?

by Anonymousreply 192July 2, 2022 11:38 PM

I adore her name, but not her.

by Anonymousreply 1April 15, 2022 7:35 AM

She is a theater kid. 'Nuff said.

Your dislike is valid.

by Anonymousreply 3April 15, 2022 7:42 AM

Is she related to that awful Ben?

by Anonymousreply 4April 15, 2022 7:57 AM

She and her brother (Jonah Hill) must have the best PR machine or connections behind them.

by Anonymousreply 5April 15, 2022 8:38 AM

I grew to like her as Monica Lewinsky in Impeachment.

by Anonymousreply 6April 15, 2022 8:40 AM

I want her to win an Oscar for a chameleonic performance as Miss Totie Fields.

by Anonymousreply 7April 15, 2022 8:48 AM

OP, I'm amazed you haven't been MARYed for "nepitism' - you must lead a charmed life.

by Anonymousreply 8April 15, 2022 8:51 AM

She’s no Barbra Streisand - then who is?

by Anonymousreply 10April 15, 2022 9:08 AM

r8 spelling mistakes don't get a "MARY!"

they get an oh dear

by Anonymousreply 12April 15, 2022 9:34 AM

Beanie and her lover Bonnie.

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by Anonymousreply 13April 15, 2022 9:37 AM

She is very heavy. Can’t she get a nutritionist and a trainer?

by Anonymousreply 14April 15, 2022 9:42 AM

She was sitting in a chair on GMA and her back fat was on display.

by Anonymousreply 16April 15, 2022 9:57 AM

She sings through her nose, in a small novelty part or even as Fat Monica she is fine but in Funny Girl I hear it is a tragedy in the making.

by Anonymousreply 19April 15, 2022 11:11 AM

Beanie. The name. It's kind of irritating and says don't take me seriously.

If she slimmed down and styled up, maybe she could have an AnnE Hathaway-type career. Is that a good thing?

But the name though ...

by Anonymousreply 20April 15, 2022 11:19 AM

"She sings through her nose". no worse than the awful Idina Menzel, the queen of nasal singing

by Anonymousreply 22April 15, 2022 11:39 AM

You can only do so much with the nostrils you have.

by Anonymousreply 23April 15, 2022 11:43 AM

R22 she is actually much worse.

by Anonymousreply 25April 15, 2022 1:17 PM

[quote]I assume she's a case of neptism

Nepotism might get someone a supporting role on a sitcom, it doesn't get someone a starring role in a Broadway show because of the cost.

I have absolutely no interest in a new production of Funny Girl, even if Miss Streisand herself had agreed to star in a revival. That would be a horror show. I am not offended, as some of you are, that another very different kind of actress is doing it. I have no vendetta against Beanie Feldstein for committing such a crime, so I can't dislike her.

The only thing I have an ounce of emotion over - the name. If my grandmother was alive I'd have to spend hours and days explaining why this woman has the name Beanie.

by Anonymousreply 26April 15, 2022 1:29 PM

She's lesbian? Is that really her girlfriend in R13?

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2022 1:34 PM

Jonah invested a fortune in the revival. Think again R26.

by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2022 1:34 PM

They're marketing her like a Nickelodeon star, which she's way too old for. She doesn't seem to have a niche.

Her brother got typecast for a long time, but there was an endless supply of comedy roles for him. Then he turned out to be a solid dramatic actor and moved up the ladder.

Beanie was born to be the lead in Hairspray, and comes across as being a sweet woman. Otherwise I don't see what she can do.

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2022 1:35 PM

Is she a real lesbian or just experimenting?

by Anonymousreply 30April 15, 2022 2:00 PM

R28, did he invest 10 MILLION DOLLARS?

by Anonymousreply 31April 15, 2022 2:57 PM

She was great in “Ladybird” and “Booksmart”. She also had a funny recurring role on “What We Do in the Shadows”. I like her. I fucking hate her brother.

by Anonymousreply 32April 15, 2022 3:16 PM

Is she dating DL’s own Bonnie Mace?

by Anonymousreply 33April 15, 2022 3:28 PM

I think that, like her brother, she must be very good at ingratiating herself and plotting career movies. I think he's only mildly talented, too. She seems very sweet and naive, which iI'm sure she isn't. I assume Monica wanted her because she projects a kind of innocence.

I just read her as classic theater kid.

by Anonymousreply 34April 15, 2022 6:11 PM

So Beanie is a lez-beanie?

by Anonymousreply 35April 15, 2022 6:16 PM

I hope she doesn’t star in the remake of the movie. She will sink the tugboat.

by Anonymousreply 36April 15, 2022 6:16 PM

[quote]They're marketing her like a Nickelodeon star, which she's way too old for. She doesn't seem to have a niche.

Or a sound.

Or a look.

by Anonymousreply 37April 15, 2022 6:21 PM

I really like her and her brother though I am aware that Jonah is hated even more than his sister.

[quote] She was great in “Ladybird” and “Booksmart”. She also had a funny recurring role on “What We Do in the Shadows”.

I really liked her in all of that too.

by Anonymousreply 38April 15, 2022 6:31 PM

If Bonnie Franklin were still alive would she and Beanie Feldstein be BFFs?

by Anonymousreply 39April 15, 2022 7:35 PM

[quote]I think that, like her brother, she must be very good at ingratiating herself and plotting career movies.

And of course being Jewish doesn't hurt.

by Anonymousreply 40April 15, 2022 8:59 PM

Rich parents and well-connected brother to get her started, plus she's the BFF of Nepotism Queen Ben Platt.

I like her in some things (Booksmart, Lady Bird) but she's definitely had serious help with her career.

by Anonymousreply 41April 15, 2022 9:01 PM

I’d like her more if she had rock hard abs and an 8-inch cock.

by Anonymousreply 42April 15, 2022 9:03 PM

Is she Bi-Curious or a real Lez?

by Anonymousreply 43April 15, 2022 9:39 PM

she's been dating a woman for over 3 years so at the least, she's definitely bi.

by Anonymousreply 44April 15, 2022 10:13 PM

Yes, as likeable as I think they both are as actors, she and her brother are both stealth nepotism kids. Their mother was a costume designer to the stars and their father was an accountant to many many rock bands, including Guns N Roses. They're wealthy and have many connections. Nothing new there.

by Anonymousreply 47April 26, 2022 4:28 AM

"I feel bad about disliking Beanie Feldstein but I do."

I detest both her and her worthless brother, and I don't feel a bit bad about it. They both suck ass and the only reason they have careers is because of nepotism. What must it be like for someone to know deep down that the only reason they're famous is because their parents have connections? They should both be stuffed into a cannon (should a girthy enough barrel be found) and fired through the ozone layer.

by Anonymousreply 48April 26, 2022 4:37 AM

If it weren't for nepotism and connections, Beanie Feldstein would be DL fave Melissa Miller.

by Anonymousreply 49April 26, 2022 4:38 AM

I think she's a lot more talented than her brother (didn't mind her in Booksmart), but I can't really get past the classic rich spoiled Jewish New Yorker princess nepotism. The family are such star fuckers and desperate for fame. And they've bought it. Without having to put in the actual work, study, and years building up their resume that the much more talented performers have.

I honestly don't see her as being that different to a Zosia Mamet or Lena Dunham in terms of talent or the way she came to fame. She's just less problematic and looks cleaner. I don't mind AS much if they do a Liza Minnelli or Laura Dern or whoever (even Dakota Johnson and Margaret Qualley are putting in the work and getting better) and prove they have something of their own talent or presence, but i'm yet to see it from Beanie.

by Anonymousreply 50April 26, 2022 4:38 AM

Zosia Mamet is execrable. Ugly as dogshit, a shrill unpleasant voice and does not connect to any actor in any scene she does. Godawful case of nepotism.

by Anonymousreply 51April 26, 2022 4:40 AM

[quote] You can only do so much with the nostrils you have. —Miss Warwick

By God, I'll have that engraved on my tombstone!

by Anonymousreply 52April 26, 2022 4:43 AM

I grew to like her as Monica. But she just can't carry off "Funny Girl"--it's hard to think of someone who could.

If Beanie had played Miss Marmelstein in a revival of "I Can Get It For You Wholesale," on the other hand, she would be the toast of Broadway right now, because she's funny and charismatic. She's an ideal soubrette. I could imagine her as Ellie in "Show Boat" singing "Life Upon the Wicked Stage," or Carrie Pippridge in "Carousel" singing "When I Marry Mr. Snow."

by Anonymousreply 53April 26, 2022 4:50 AM

[quote]Ugly as dogshit, a shrill unpleasant voice and does not connect to any actor in any scene she does. Godawful case of nepotism.

I despise her immensely but ... she's pretty great at doing "her thing."

I liked her in, "The Flight Attendant" and even on "Girls." As long as she stays in the range of abrasive to bored she's pretty good.

I can't say the same thing about Billie Lourd who I like as a "personality" but I don't like as an actress, ever.

by Anonymousreply 54April 26, 2022 4:53 AM

I can't stand her on The Flight Attendant, esp. in the most recent episode. I kept thinking "why would Cassie be friends with this cunt?"

by Anonymousreply 55April 26, 2022 5:02 AM

But she's soooooo good at playing a cunt! She's doing the job. She's playing a cunt lawyer super well. Even you hate her!

(On a more serious note, Cassie is no prize either.)

As for Beanie Feldstein, like some other posters, I like her but this was a horrible misstep and maybe she'll be honest with herself and ask if she really does have the skill to pull something off before doing it.

It's actually kind of incredible that Leah Michele would have genuinely been a much, much, much, better choice.

by Anonymousreply 56April 26, 2022 5:08 AM

She's named Beanie because the name Beano was taken.

by Anonymousreply 57April 26, 2022 5:10 AM

She's not giving anything to Kaley Cuoco or any of her other scene partners. She's a blank slate in everything she does. Horrible actress.

by Anonymousreply 58April 26, 2022 5:10 AM

Wow. Scathing reviews of Beanie's Funny Girl:

[quote] But her character — and Feldstein’s performance — never goes far beyond the sentimental, tiresome and not-exactly-of-the-moment cliche of the woman who can’t stop loving her man, even after nearly every character on stage (not to mention the audience) knows it’s doomed -- Variety

[quote] Without an extraordinary lead performance, “Funny Girl” doesn’t work – which is unfortunately the case here. Vocally, Feldstein is strained and nasal and unable to handle power solos like “I’m the Greatest Star,” “People,” “Don’t Rain on My Parade,” and “The Music That Makes Me Dance.” She also overplays the comedy and resorts to mugging. (I question how Feldstein could even be cast as Fanny in a high school or theater camp production.) -- AMNY

[quote] Broadway and West End veteran Karimloo... is a gracious, almost liquid performer, his hard-gambling Nick equal parts charm and melancholy. He gazes at Feldstein's Fanny with real affection, but the legendary chemistry that led to Streisand and Omar Sharif falling in love both on and off screen in the smash 1968 movie adaptation registers here as the warm flicker of friendship, not the fireworks of sex. -- Entertainment Weekly

[quote] The casting makes sense on paper; Feldstein brings an endearing everygirl to Fanny.... But this is a musical, one with some full-tilt belting, and her singing just isn’t up to par. Paper-thin, reedy in the higher registers and overly nasal throughout, Feldstein’s voice is noticeably untextured compared to the rest of the cast. The role that gave Streisand some of her staples – People and Don’t Rain on My Parade, Funny Girl’s showstopper that Feldstein visibly musters every ounce of strength to blare – requires a power singer. Feldstein simply isn’t one. -- The Guardian

by Anonymousreply 59April 26, 2022 5:10 AM

[quote] He gazes at Feldstein's Fanny with real affection,

He's one of the greatest actors in the world if he could look at that pig as if he's madly in love with her. Most people would puke instead.

by Anonymousreply 60April 26, 2022 5:12 AM

Beanie looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

by Anonymousreply 61April 26, 2022 5:14 AM

[quote] Beanie looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

Sphereface.

by Anonymousreply 62April 26, 2022 5:24 AM

Ramin Karimloo has a great body and great thick black hair, which (coupled with his beautiful voice) hide the fact he's not super handsome (although he's fine facially).

by Anonymousreply 63April 26, 2022 5:28 AM

Outside of nepotism her casting is one of the world's great mysteries.

by Anonymousreply 64April 26, 2022 5:29 AM

When I was in high school, everyone knew that for the senior superlatives in the yearbook one of the most popular girls who had a slight mustache problem was voted "Hairiest" because everyone voted her for that., But because one of her poular friends was yearbook editor, they omitted that category--and somehow she ended up listed under "Best Smile," even though no one could remember voting her for that.

I think Beanie getting this part was the same sort of thing. Her popular friends (Judd Apatow, Lena Dunham) and her family called around and pulled a few strings.

But in the end, as my grandpa used to say, you can't squeeze blood from a turnip.

by Anonymousreply 65April 26, 2022 5:37 AM

I don't think Beanie got it out of pity. I think the relative success of the London production made them think: 1) We don't need a powerhouse singer. 2) Likeable will do. And they probably thought her Monica Lewinsky would be equivalent to Darren Criss' Andrew C. in terms of reception/zeitgeist, thus propelling the box office.

by Anonymousreply 66April 26, 2022 1:25 PM

Can we hope for Laura Benanti's Fanny?

by Anonymousreply 67April 26, 2022 1:26 PM

[quote] I can't say the same thing about Billie Lourd who I like as a "personality" but I don't like as an actress, ever

I loved Billie in “Book Smart.” Thought she was hilarious. I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything else.

by Anonymousreply 68April 26, 2022 2:08 PM

You can’t get over her being fat? FFS…

by Anonymousreply 70April 26, 2022 2:22 PM

I shouldn’t smirk but that phrase ….

“He gazes at Feldstein's Fanny with real affection”

Just means something completely different here in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 71April 26, 2022 3:31 PM

What IS funny the Beanster isreferred to and treated as a girl. She’s a fucking 28 years old woman. Arrested development? There’s certainly something self delusional about her.

by Anonymousreply 72April 26, 2022 7:51 PM

Can you blame her? She auditioned and she PASSED the audition, when really, she shouldn't have. That's on the producers, not her.

She should continue to show up to every performance (aside from planned absences) until this production is put out of its misery. And she should suggest Dina Merrill as her vacation replacement.

by Anonymousreply 73April 26, 2022 7:59 PM

[quote] And she should suggest Dina Merrill as her vacation replacement.

If she's going to suggest a dead person as her replacement, she might as well suggest Fanny Brice.

by Anonymousreply 74April 26, 2022 8:06 PM

Fanny Brice would never replace. Dina Merrill is a trouper.

by Anonymousreply 75April 26, 2022 8:08 PM

[quote] But in the end, as my grandpa used to say, you can't squeeze blood from a turnip.

I think a more appropriate old adage in this case is "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

by Anonymousreply 76April 27, 2022 12:23 AM

She was fantastic in Lady Bird. She deserved an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 77April 27, 2022 12:24 AM

R72 I agree! If you watch that old CBS(?) spot about the theater camp she attended, they showed a segment from it during the recent feature on her in FG, she seemed “off”, almost on the spectrum level odd. She’s certainly acting like a giddy teen during her press appearances, she’s a strange energy.

by Anonymousreply 78April 27, 2022 3:17 AM

Fanny Brice?

What next? Metz as Karen Carpenter?

But heaven forbid a white male plays Hamlet.

by Anonymousreply 79April 27, 2022 3:25 AM

She likes her clit being licked

by Anonymousreply 80April 27, 2022 3:30 AM

[quote]She was fantastic in Lady Bird. She deserved an Oscar.

Hi Beanie, Bye Beanie!

by Anonymousreply 81April 27, 2022 3:34 AM

[quote] But in the end, as my grandpa used to say, you can't squeeze blood from a turnip.

[quote] I think a more appropriate old adage in this case is "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

Same meaning, hon.

by Anonymousreply 82April 27, 2022 3:44 AM

Yes, the meaning is the same but the reference to a sow's ear is so much more delicious than a reference to vegetable matter.

by Anonymousreply 83April 27, 2022 3:49 AM

[quote](even Dakota Johnson and Margaret Qualley are putting in the work and getting better)

Dakota Johnson is playing Ann Elliot in Netflix's Persuasion - talk about next level miscasting. Beanie's in good company.

by Anonymousreply 84April 27, 2022 3:56 AM

[quote]She likes her clit being licked

Don’t all women like that?

by Anonymousreply 85April 27, 2022 4:35 AM

[quote] Don’t all women like that?

Surprisingly, it does nothing for me!

by Anonymousreply 86April 27, 2022 4:38 AM

R22 Idina Menzel is responsible for making these kids believe that shrieking is singing. They aspire to that and we're stuck with it for a generation.

by Anonymousreply 87April 27, 2022 4:42 AM

R73 the show was bought and paid for LONG before the audition. This vanity project is financed by Beanies dad and Brother. Any audition was a joke.

by Anonymousreply 88April 27, 2022 6:17 AM

Ben Platt meet Beanie Feldstein. You have tons in common. Beside you both being gay, her parents bought her career too!

by Anonymousreply 89April 27, 2022 8:04 AM

[quote]Ben Platt meet Beanie Feldstein.

They've met. In fact, they're besties.

by Anonymousreply 90April 27, 2022 8:16 AM

I know R90, it wasn't meant to be literal. Just drawing a comparison.

by Anonymousreply 91April 27, 2022 8:33 AM

Is she a great big fat person?

by Anonymousreply 93April 27, 2022 9:08 AM

Are we sure that Beanie even had to audition? I can’t imagine her winning the role in her that scenario. There are better singing actresses out there.

by Anonymousreply 94April 27, 2022 9:09 AM

scroll up r94

people say her father and brother invested in the show

by Anonymousreply 95April 27, 2022 9:11 AM

I’m aware of that r95. Doesn’t mean that’s why she was cast.

by Anonymousreply 96April 27, 2022 9:19 AM

Well if it wasn't talent, box office appeal, voice.....it is fair to include money bought the part.

by Anonymousreply 97April 27, 2022 9:22 AM

Really R96. Are you demented or what?

by Anonymousreply 98April 27, 2022 9:22 AM

They only made it worse by casting an extra hot Nicky Arnstein.

by Anonymousreply 99April 27, 2022 9:23 AM

Why OP? She’s in a particularly cut-throat industry. Hugely talented people fall by the wayside and yet this very well-connected, supremely ill-equipped lady gets to play a star making lead role on Broadway. Nepotism stinks but then again that’s show business.

If Feldstein’s ambition or her father’s largesse brought this about she has only herself to blame. It must be a very lonely place on that stage knowing the grown-ups see her for what she is and isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 100April 27, 2022 9:43 AM

[quote] This vanity project is financed by Beanies dad and Brother.

Okay, how do you know this? Is this just supposition, or do you have sOme know =O

by Anonymousreply 101April 27, 2022 11:07 AM

I read the reviews--what a whore you are, Rex Reed--and they come out in the same place as the OP. They all say her voice is inadequate but they can't quite hate her. I do think the poster who said she was on the spectrum was onto something.

by Anonymousreply 102April 27, 2022 3:43 PM

I guess Rex is getting his utilities paid for at the Dakota.

by Anonymousreply 103April 27, 2022 4:40 PM

Her dad is Madonna's business manager. Wonder if he got her to invest

by Anonymousreply 104April 27, 2022 4:44 PM

It comes down to this--I would never avoid something because she has a supporting role but I would never watch something in which she has a starring role. I made that mistake in "How to Build a Girl" and never again. When she's able to play something other than a wide-eyed naif, I might change my mind but probably not.

by Anonymousreply 105April 27, 2022 11:44 PM

R96 it is why she was cast, in fact that money is the ONLY reason this revival exists. They bought the show for Beanie and you can see no one had a heart in it as they knew it was a shittty vanity production.

by Anonymousreply 106April 28, 2022 6:01 PM

Was the London production bought for Sheridan Smith?

by Anonymousreply 107April 28, 2022 6:05 PM

No r107 but the NY production was bought for Beanie Pigstein

by Anonymousreply 108April 28, 2022 6:06 PM

No R107 it was not, that was the producer's idea.

by Anonymousreply 109April 28, 2022 6:10 PM

It was also down to the producers to cast Beanie Feldstein. More fool them.

by Anonymousreply 110April 28, 2022 6:27 PM

Ah but when the big bucks producers are family they don't give a fuck if they lose a fortune they are making a star.

by Anonymousreply 111April 28, 2022 7:53 PM

Maybe it works in the theatre but I find her grotesque in all the pics. Plus, SHE'S TOO FUCKING ZAFTIG TO PLAY FANNY.

by Anonymousreply 112April 28, 2022 9:49 PM

Sounds like Beanie is being miscast. I can't believe Monica Lewinsky was okay with being portrayed by Beanie. Monica was thick but Beanie is fat and does not have a pretty face like Monica. She made you feel sorry for Monica so maybe that's why.

by Anonymousreply 113April 28, 2022 10:20 PM

Her brother died from being overweight, I would think that would scare her into losing some weight

by Anonymousreply 114April 28, 2022 10:21 PM

She really is gross to look at.

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by Anonymousreply 115April 28, 2022 10:24 PM

Monica was a pretty young woman. Beanie is ugly as a dog's ass.

by Anonymousreply 116April 28, 2022 10:26 PM

Any chance that she's really just Jonah Hill's drag persona?

by Anonymousreply 117April 28, 2022 10:35 PM

She doesn’t really look like Jonah.

by Anonymousreply 118April 28, 2022 10:43 PM

I went to my niece's choir concert recently and Beanie would have fit in at that level. Why did nobody tell her that?

by Anonymousreply 119April 28, 2022 10:46 PM

^^^ it was a high school concert. Beanie has a pleasant voice for a non professional, she is not qualified for theater. Why didn't anyone tell her she was in over her head?

by Anonymousreply 120April 28, 2022 10:48 PM

They would have been better off hiring a mean girl (cough*LeaMichele*) with the chops.

by Anonymousreply 121April 28, 2022 10:49 PM

I feel like I'm reading a thread about the fever-dream scenario of DL idol Melissa Beth Miller somehow being offered the role of Fanny Brice in a Broadway production.

by Anonymousreply 122April 28, 2022 10:56 PM

It's hilarious how pretentious she is - and this is after opening night, when everyone else has clearly realised the truth, but not Beanie:

[quote]“I’m a woman who needs to be distracted,” she said, thoughtful and sincere with her words. “Really, I’m in a state of shock, if I have to be honest. It’s my dream coming true, my whole life.”

[quote]“My passion and my commitment and my care for the story is an overwhelming sensation, which leads to perfectionism and passion and needing to do right by Fanny every second,” she unburdened, the lobby’s hush now a salve.

[quote]“At the beginning of the musical, I have 38 seconds to go from being Fanny in her mid-30s to being Fanny at 17. My wig is pulled and costume torn down, and there’s that Fanny that wants to be on stage, and that’s how I felt my whole life,” she told Variety.

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by Anonymousreply 123April 28, 2022 10:59 PM

Monica Lewinsky views herself as a sexpot. Look at her attention seeking clothing during the Clinton years, trying to make the most with what she has been given. Being the only one wearing a beret in pictures with the then POTUS clearly made her stand out.

Reminds me of teenage girls who were overlooked by boys so vowed to make up for it when given the opportunity.

Beanie is the complete opposite. She reflects the current trend of dressing so casual as to be inappropriate in photo ops. Or is she just trying to cover-up her body to ward off male attention?

by Anonymousreply 125April 28, 2022 11:27 PM

R123 Imagine being out to dinner with her and Platt.

by Anonymousreply 126April 28, 2022 11:46 PM

Check out her mom's instagram posts and you'll realize why Floppie Beanstein turned out so deluded:

[quote] I made my little girl this coat and hat for her 3rd bday because she was obsessed with funny girl . This was her dream and tonight it is coming true . She gives everything to all she does, and is kind and respectful while doing so . . 4 more hours and I get to watch my baby girl live her dream. There will be nothing like it. You are one of a kind beanie just like Fanny . I love you more more more we all do

-FAST FORWARD A FEW HOURS-

[quote] She did it! And she killed it! I could not be prouder of this child . The characteristics she possess as a human being coupled with her talent and fearlessness is what makes her the greatest Person-and star! I could not love 💗 you more

by Anonymousreply 127April 29, 2022 12:08 AM

Madame Feldstein didn't cast her, though.

by Anonymousreply 128April 29, 2022 12:18 AM

Beanie actually succeeded at holding Broadway hostage to her “dreams” and we thought Covid would kill it, nah, the fat lady who can’t sing did!

by Anonymousreply 129April 29, 2022 4:28 AM

r127 It's like she's going out of her way to avoid using the word daughter

by Anonymousreply 130April 29, 2022 11:14 AM

I saw her on Broadway in Funny Girl last week, prior to this I had no opinion of her, but boy o boy what an awful performance she gave. The girl can't sing and her acting is so broad and hammy it was embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 131April 29, 2022 1:24 PM

How did the audience react to her in general?

by Anonymousreply 132April 29, 2022 1:28 PM

Someone on another Beanie thread mentioned cabaret sweetheart Molly Pope as a good FG Fanny casting choice, boy do I agree. Sadly she stepped away from the business. In the late 90’s there was a couple FG workshops starring an absolute powerhouse singer and comic Becky Lynn Bayling, I seem to remember she was involved with Taylor Dane “maybe” production as a cover, but they kept her after the Dane led fizzled out. Anywho, she was fantastic. Unfortunately it never went anywhere and she sorta left the biz too.

by Anonymousreply 133May 1, 2022 7:45 PM

Feldstein identifies as queer.

by Anonymousreply 134May 1, 2022 8:00 PM

[quote]Am I too hard on her?

Harder, faster!

by Anonymousreply 137May 2, 2022 12:06 AM

Beanie can fit her whole fist up her cooche

by Anonymousreply 138May 2, 2022 12:23 AM

The admin of Broadway Remembered on FB just had a meltdown about Beanie on their page

by Anonymousreply 139May 2, 2022 12:25 AM

Entertainment is full of far more egregious cases of nepotism than Beanie - look at Maude Apatow! At least Beanie seems somewhat endearing and does have some talent, unlike other children of celebs who buy their way to the front of the line. I think we could do far worse

by Anonymousreply 140May 2, 2022 12:28 AM

[quote]At least Beanie seems somewhat endearing and does have some talent,

No and no.

by Anonymousreply 141May 2, 2022 12:36 AM

Will Beanie be returning from her oddly-timed vacation on Tuesday?

by Anonymousreply 142May 2, 2022 12:44 AM

r139 Can you paste it? It's been hilarious seeing their desperation to defend her

by Anonymousreply 143May 2, 2022 12:44 AM

R143 I’m not sure how to copy and paste the direct link to the post but I’ve copied and pasted the text from it:

“ Okay, everyone just stop it. No more Beanie bashing is going to be tolerated from this point onward. First, she auditioned for the role SIX times. No nepotism was involved with her casting. Second, she handled the role quite well. Third, anyone who continues to flame her is in violation of the first rule of this group. To continue to do so can get your comments removed and earn you a three day suspension. Want to try me? I strongly suggest you don’t. EOD.”

by Anonymousreply 144May 2, 2022 1:09 AM

I don't understand. Why is Beanie so freaking sacrosanct? Why is no criticism at all of her being tolerated? What the freaking hell? I will damn well criticize her if it's warranted, Facebook guy!

by Anonymousreply 146May 2, 2022 3:52 AM

"Broadway Remembered" seems an odd place to talk about a current revival. Anway, I imagine the group admin to be like this:

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by Anonymousreply 147May 2, 2022 6:02 AM

She's a spoiled fat pig who never had to work for a thing in life. I dont feel badly at all.

by Anonymousreply 148May 2, 2022 6:12 AM

I picture R145 hunched in a corner with a hand puppet while he screams his post.

by Anonymousreply 150May 2, 2022 6:55 AM

She's so gross. Frankly, she's one of those fat girls that you suspect is, well, maybe not so fresh down there.

Yet, if she had the voice, I might overlook it. Any production where Fanny can't belt is utterly pointless.

by Anonymousreply 151May 2, 2022 8:21 AM

r144 Thanks! Up to six auditions now!

r146 Well that's the funniest thing isn't it? The fact that loon is going so far to defend her ironically just shows how shit he really knows she is. After all, if he actually believed what he says, he wouldn't need to shut down discussion like that. I'm going to guess he's a fattie and so feels some sort of kinship with her.

by Anonymousreply 152May 2, 2022 12:54 PM

Why isn’t she Beanie Hill? What is she hiding? 🕵🏻‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 153May 2, 2022 12:59 PM

Beanie and Jonah are Feldsteins, so it's Jonah who is hiding.

As HuffPost advises, the siblings are a decade apart in age and are both Feldsteins, but Hill goes by his middle name. Their mother worked as a costume designer, while Dad was Guns 'N' Roses' accountant, so the kids grew up on the Hollywood fringes (via The Guardian).Apr 13, 2022

by Anonymousreply 154May 2, 2022 1:21 PM

Better too hard on her than in her.

by Anonymousreply 155May 2, 2022 1:23 PM

R154 I know, I know, I was just chiding Jonah 😆

by Anonymousreply 156May 2, 2022 1:32 PM

I, too, had to audition for Donna on 90210 so many frigging times, and they never realized that I'm the producer's daughter! Did it all incognito.

by Anonymousreply 157May 2, 2022 1:34 PM

One of La La Lands greatest Fairytales

by Anonymousreply 158May 2, 2022 1:40 PM

Why so MANY threads on her here lately? Have you created the other threads as well OP? It's as if someone is obsessed with her or something.

I wouldn't feel bad about not liming her, but perhaps you could add to an existing thread rather than having so many Beanie threads. If you've started all of them, then you should feel hideous!

by Anonymousreply 159May 2, 2022 1:58 PM

[quote] while Dad was Guns 'N' Roses' accountant

...and then went on to become Madonna's business manager and a co-founder of one of Hollywood's major business management agencies. The Guardian article referenced is an interview with Jonah, and of course it benefits him to downplay just how connected his dad is.

by Anonymousreply 160May 2, 2022 2:01 PM

Take it as you will, evidently one of the reasons, or maybe the reason(?), for the Beanie constantly crying backstage during previews was she was terrified of catching Covid. Up until actual performances she was hardly ever in contact with the entire cast. Mayer kept much of her early rehearsals private, he knew to keep a lid on her limitations…

by Anonymousreply 161May 2, 2022 5:09 PM

But there were video clips of the sitz probe. Thee we whole cast was together then, and Beanie seems fine. And there are - what, three or four songs that required much of the cast to stags them.

by Anonymousreply 162May 2, 2022 5:19 PM

R162 sitz was press heavy, of course front and center. It’s not that she wasn’t rehearsed with the cast, but the contact was unusually limited. Waited until last possible put in, that being said, she’s very engaging with fellow cast herself, this feels more like Mayer kept her close to calm her anxiety.

by Anonymousreply 164May 3, 2022 5:50 AM

[Quote] Any production where Fanny can't belt is utterly pointless

--Glares--

by Anonymousreply 165May 3, 2022 4:42 PM

“ Okay, everyone just stop it. No more Beanie bashing is going to be tolerated from this point onward. First, she auditioned for the role SIX times. No nepotism was involved with her casting. Second, she handled the role quite well. Third, anyone who continues to flame her is in violation of the first rule of this group. To continue to do so can get your comments removed and earn you a three day suspension. Want to try me?

Thanks for sharing this quote. It is hysterical. This queen really must be some kind of obese hog man who feels a kinship.

by Anonymousreply 166May 3, 2022 6:08 PM

[quote]—Babs Cook & Car Lawrence

Car Lawrence was great in "Hands on a Hardbody."

by Anonymousreply 167May 3, 2022 7:56 PM

Has anyone found a photo of the Broadway Remembered guy? Is it Wayman Wong?

by Anonymousreply 169May 3, 2022 8:05 PM

She's just too zaftig to play Fanny and she looks grotesque in every pic I've seen of her. yuck.

by Anonymousreply 170May 3, 2022 9:39 PM

[quote]No nepotism was involved with her casting. Second, she handled the role quite well.

Wow he is really SHOVELING THE SHIT WITH BOTH HANDS.

by Anonymousreply 171May 3, 2022 10:04 PM

[quote]Babs Cook & Car Lawrence

Spoken like someone who is truly in the biz.

by Anonymousreply 172May 3, 2022 10:55 PM

I never understood how she got a producing credit on that Monica Lewinsky show. She (again) didn't have the credits or status to earn that.

Someone is paying big bucks to Beanie us.

by Anonymousreply 173May 4, 2022 8:15 AM

[quote]I feel bad about disliking Beanie Feldstein

Why should you? She doesn't feel bad about giving theatergoers a miserable evening.

by Anonymousreply 174May 4, 2022 8:55 AM

She was crying because she knows she stinks and doesn’t care because she is Da Bean

by Anonymousreply 175May 4, 2022 9:05 AM

Why would you cry if you don't care?

by Anonymousreply 176May 4, 2022 3:27 PM

Any word on her triumphant return to the Great White Way after her weekend escapade? Did grateful audiences give her a standing O and pelt her with bouquets?

by Anonymousreply 177May 4, 2022 3:34 PM

Beanie is happy about the SCOTUS abortion ruling leak. People will forget about bashing her!

by Anonymousreply 178May 4, 2022 3:51 PM

This is a perfect example of what happens when you surround yourself with fawners who will never tell you the truth. I'm sure she has only been told how fabulous she is from childhood. Only her fawners had money and influence. They convinced her that she would be a big star and Beanie, never confronted by adversity, genuinely thought that she would be great in the role. She isn't, and reality has hit her hard. Oh, the fawners in her inner circle are rationalizing everything and refer only to the good reviews. But she knows. The best thing that could happen to her is that she finally realizes her limitations, regroups, and chooses projects that are suited for her, and not always listen to the hanger-on. If so, she could still have a very good career.

by Anonymousreply 179May 4, 2022 6:43 PM

It's ridiculous to suggest a fat, homely person has never faced adversity.

by Anonymousreply 180May 4, 2022 6:44 PM

I have a ticket for tomorrow evening. There's still time for Beanie to test positive for covid........

by Anonymousreply 181May 5, 2022 12:37 AM

She's a fat, ugly hog. And I'm sorry, it pisses me off that this horrible vanity production is allowed to exist.

by Anonymousreply 182May 5, 2022 5:40 AM

I was in midtown yesterday between shows and overheard this from three fellow industry folks at the table next to mine:

"She can't sing it, she can't act it, and she can't dance it. She's a triple non-threat."

Didn't have to spend too much time pondering who they were discussing!

Tony nominations come out on Monday. That's when the wailing will truly begin.

by Anonymousreply 183May 5, 2022 3:30 PM

[Quote] she can't dance it.

Can't relate.

by Anonymousreply 184May 5, 2022 3:35 PM

[quote]I'm aquiver with anticipation!

by Anonymousreply 185May 5, 2022 6:13 PM

Why? She is an ugly fatty who only finds work because of nepotism and being a member of the tribe.

by Anonymousreply 186July 2, 2022 3:16 AM

How novel. Antisemitism on DL.

by Anonymousreply 187July 2, 2022 3:28 AM

Oh yes, DL is a veritable hotbed of Jew haters. Fuck off, R187, you asshole.

by Anonymousreply 188July 2, 2022 5:29 AM

Do people dislike Beanie primarily because:

1. They think she's a beneficiary of nepotism

2. She was miscast as Fanny Brice

3. She didn't have enough Broadway experience to be in a show this identified with one person

4. She's fat

5. Deep down, DLers are just assholes

by Anonymousreply 189July 2, 2022 6:11 PM

That should have been a poll, R189, to which I think the most popular response would have been "All of the above."

But thinking that it's mainly because DLers are assholes ignores the ample evidence we were given that she was wrong for the part in every way.

by Anonymousreply 190July 2, 2022 7:07 PM

R191 She's the sister of someone more famous than successful.

by Anonymousreply 192July 2, 2022 11:38 PM

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