Sit in a bowl of Aunt Jemima, Rose.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 28, 2019 12:46 AM |
Lipo. The deeper the crevice, the funkier the stank.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 28, 2019 12:50 AM |
My friend says letting part of a lifesaver melt in your ass makes it taste better
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 28, 2019 12:51 AM |
Add a little vanilla extract to your douche water.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 28, 2019 12:51 AM |
Eat pints of Ben & Jerry's.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 28, 2019 12:51 AM |
Oh yeah ?
According to income tax data released by the IRS, the top 1% paid more taxes than the bottom 90%. Further, the richest 10% in the country paid about 70% of the income tax, while Americans in the bottom half of the earnings list paid just 3%.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 28, 2019 12:55 AM |
[quote]How to make my ass taste sweet?
Eat a lot of fruit and nuts.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 28, 2019 12:57 AM |
Spread some apple butter in and around your hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 28, 2019 12:57 AM |
Why, are you going for a sweet and salty effect?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 28, 2019 1:01 AM |
I also suggest stuffing a cinnamon stick up there. Remove when the asshole is required to perform a task.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 28, 2019 1:03 AM |
You could combine it with the apple butter technique for a seasonal twist.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 28, 2019 1:04 AM |
A brown sugar glaze might help.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 28, 2019 2:52 AM |
No lie I had a friend who put Vanilla Extract on his taint.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 28, 2019 3:05 AM |
Anus is for exit not entrance!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 28, 2019 3:57 AM |
What's a good lube that tastes good and fresh? I like to eat after I've been up the man.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 28, 2019 6:23 AM |
Eat pineapples - not too much, though as it literally breaks down the flesh in your mouth. Oh, and don’t stick it in your asshole!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 30, 2019 2:15 PM |
While we're on the subject how do you make pudding taste like ass?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 30, 2019 2:24 PM |
Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. It blends in well.
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A teeny-tiny thermo-nuclear device is my recommendation
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 30, 2019 2:26 PM |
Thoroughly clean and use lemon soap
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 30, 2019 2:31 PM |
you can't, fool. shit comes out of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 30, 2019 2:34 PM |
Make a bouquet garni of lavender sprigs and lime peel, then put it up your butt for 5 hours. Voila! Done.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 30, 2019 2:40 PM |
i like to use oil of olay body wash in my asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 3, 2019 12:04 PM |
We are always fresh as a daisy 'down there'!
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 3, 2019 12:19 PM |
Stuff Teuscher Champagne Truffles up your ass before your client rims you.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 3, 2019 12:51 PM |
Chop out the parts that smell.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 3, 2019 1:20 PM |
I like to make a C&H sugar mix and pat it in my asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 3, 2019 1:20 PM |
[quote]Erna
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| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 3, 2019 1:21 PM |
R41 do you have anger issues much?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 3, 2019 1:24 PM |
Erna is love. r41 is hate
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 3, 2019 2:38 PM |
Ram yourself with Pixy Stix.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 3, 2019 2:57 PM |
R43=
[quote]Erna
Fetid shit eating diseased sociopathic shit encrusted Nazi pedo cunt fuck
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 3, 2019 3:57 PM |
Kumquats. But you don’t eat them, if you catch my drift.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 3, 2019 4:01 PM |
Take a sitz bath in maple syrup.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 3, 2019 4:04 PM |
I swipe those coffee shop jellys and keep them on my nightstand. Grape and Strawberry.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 3, 2019 4:32 PM |
take a dip in the dead sea
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 3, 2019 7:29 PM |
Just a spoon full of sugar........... that’s what I was really singing about.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 4, 2019 4:40 AM |
