What were your best and/or worst massage experiences?
Mine was a tight, muscular masseur I hired off one of the gay massage sites. You can read the ad and figure out if it's a "happy ending"-type massage even though they won't usually explicitly state it. In this case I think it was vague so I wasn't sure what to expect.
He arrived, disrobed, did a decent massage on me, flipped me over, took off my underwear (I always let them move it around or take it off if necessary, don't like getting massaged on a table bare assed for some reason) and then started massaging my junk. So, obviously, it was going to be one of "those" massages, which I was fine with. When I was fully hard he hopped up on the table and slowly sat down on my dick (I'm a good size), then started jacking himself off while moving slowly up and down on me, moaning a bit. Eventually he came on my chest and then hopped off and got me the rest of the way with his hands and mouth. It was really one of the hottest experiences.
I hired him every few weeks for awhile, then one day he came over, did the same routine (the "massage" part got shorter and shorter each time) but this time when he hopped off my dick he went into the bathroom and came back with a bunch of toilet paper. Apparently he had gotten shit on my dick. I guess someone didn't douche properly! He didn't say anything but I knew what he was cleaning off me and it completely grossed me out. I didn't answer his texts after that (he didn't live in my city but in a nearby one, so he'd text me when he was in the area) and eventually he stopped texting and, I guess, moved away completely.
In retrospect I wish I'd been more chill about that and given him another chance, because aside from that one disgusting experience it was a really hot time.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 3, 2018 12:29 AM |
Hey, massage fan. Here you go:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 27, 2017 5:30 AM |
Thanks but I'd prefer to hear people's real experiences! Good and bad. Or in my case a little of both.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 27, 2017 5:32 AM |
Worst: Pic on Craigslist ad was at least 20 years out of date, he was at least 70 years old. Hoarder and place smelled like BO, he hadn’t cleaned in decades, papers stacked everywhere. I almost walked out but I thought, I agreed to the massage and so I owed him the money. Shitty masseur, I spent the time during the session trying to count down the minutes in my head till it was over. Asked me if I wanted a happy ending and I almost but didn’t say FUCK no.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 28, 2017 2:43 PM |
when I hire a masseur, I'd much rather have a good massage than sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 28, 2017 3:38 PM |
I went to a massage therapist this past summer while on vacation, a guy who worked out of his home studio and who had a gay-friendly website. He was gay, so there was no problem with being uncomfortable. He offered that I could be covered or nude, so I figured I'd be nude. His massage was very good. However, he seemed to be a guy who runs really hot. The room was cool, and I was freezing laying there nude. Meanwhile, I could feel drops of sweat falling on my back! He was literally sweating on me. (Yes, it was sweat, DLers.) He couldn't understand how I was so cold, and kept commenting on how he had the room as warm as he could and that his next client was going to be pissed. It definitely wasn't a hot massage experience.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 28, 2017 11:29 PM |
Cutie getting a relaxing massage
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 2, 2017 12:13 AM |
I went to a nice-looking massage therapist here in SF. I knew he was gay but didn't know if his massages were therapeutic, sensual or sexual. He was as nice-looking as his photo and was wearing a tank top and a sarong around his waist. His massage was very good, and three-quarters of the way through it I thought that was all it was going to be (which would have been fine). However, I was laying on my stomach with my arms at my sides, palms up, and he lowered his junk into one of my hands and left it there. Ah. OK then. We made out a bit, and he jerked me off with some massage oil. I saw him a couple more times, then he moved to Palm Springs. As one does.
Yes, it was a nice experience all around, but I remember thinking after the last time, "I have to pay someone to touch me now?" Which was briefly depressing. Even more depressing: I went to two other SF masseurs and they got off and I didn't.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 2, 2017 12:43 AM |
I booked a massage with a travelling masseur. His massage profile was all shirtless pics of him, so I assumed it was a sensual massage. I got there and he was wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants that he never took off. He massaged me and started commenting on my body, asking me why I was so fat. Seriously. I said something about how I was working out with a trainer and had a lot of muscle too, and he said "Oh, okay. Let me massage your... Muscles, then" in a mocking way. He spent part of the rest of the massage making little comments about how tired he was because I was so big and there was so much area to cover. Massage never progressed beyond him insulting me and it was a pretty lackluster massage to boot.
It finished, I got dressed and paid him at the door. I had money in two pockets in my wallet and had already counted out his in advance. I handed him what I thought the one for him was and walked away. He counted it and ran after me in the hotel because I had given him the wrong side, on accident. I gave him the right side and left while he counted it again. I'm sure he thought I was trying to stiff him, even though it was actually an accident. I wish I had though.
Literally the most humiliating experience of my life. It was a validation of all the things I suspected other massage therapists were thinking but never said. No idea why he was such an asshole, I was polite and friendly.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 2, 2017 8:41 AM |
That’s horrible, r10.
Your post made me laugh, though.
Sounds like a BILL TAYLOR scenario!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 2, 2017 11:57 AM |
[quote] I went to two other SF masseurs and they got off and I didn't.
Kind of complimentary to you isn't it, R9? Masseurs usually don't get off from a client
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 2, 2017 12:50 PM |
I’ve just been app ‘tapped’ by a hot masseur offering “therapeutic tantric massage”. When asked to explain what that meant, he said we’d both be naked and it would be ‘intimate’. It would involve ‘kisses & caresses, rubbing and body contact’.
All sounds great but I’m still not sure what to expect in the massage part. What is tantric massage - anyone experienced it (with a gay masseuse)?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 17, 2018 11:05 PM |
I was on vacation in PR and decided to treat myself to a massage at the hotel (not in my room). Wasn't looking for sex, just a massage. I was his last appointment of the day and everyone else had cleared out. Guy was cute but not that cute. His hands got closer and closer to my junk while he asked me if i was married or had a girlfriend, etc. Complimented my body, asked me what spots I like and, again, hands were dangerously close. I think he was waiting for me to give some kind of sign but I didn't. When I left he asked me if I wanted to come back the next day lol I told him I was checking out in the morning and said goodbye.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 17, 2018 11:12 PM |
[quote]All sounds great but I’m still not sure what to expect in the massage part. What is tantric massage
It means he's basically nuts.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 17, 2018 11:40 PM |
R15 it’s R13 here, I gooled ‘tantric massage’ and all I got was a m/f scenario were the masseuse will rub her body all over yours to make you more aware of all your arousal points and therefore ‘a better lover’. Obviously the last bit is a load of cr*p, but I’d quite like this hot guy to rub me all over With his naked body. Sounds fun. So that’s why I’m here on DL, to find out what a tantric massage entails and if it is a full body contact rub down.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 17, 2018 11:49 PM |
It's so funny that consensual adults can rub or have rubbed EVERY part of the body for money but if you touch the cock all of sudden it's "illegal".
I mean, is it the stroking of the cock that is illegal or is it just the orgasm?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 18, 2018 12:16 AM |
Jeez r17 thanks for the link. Freaked me out.. I’m going to totally check out the room for hidden cams on my tantric hook up!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 18, 2018 12:27 AM |
I have had one masseur spend an inordinate amount of time on my glutes and cheeks... He lingered about awkwardly around my thighs, complementing them (I played rugby and ride a bike daily)... finally he said "I'm very good at other types of massage" Verboten really in this profession, even if one does offer "extras"... I was not interested mentally, but must have arisen to half-mast, hence the offer. I told him I had previously gotten great satisfaction with Rolfing, but other than that I wasn't interested. I did not find him attractive, nor very good at the legitimate massage part. Never went back, but have graciously accepted the extra on subsequent occasions from others some twenty years later.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 18, 2018 12:28 AM |
[quote](with a gay masseuse)?
A masseuse is female.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 18, 2018 12:41 AM |
I'm 65 and have never had a massage in my life. My birthday is coming up. Should I treat myself?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 18, 2018 12:42 AM |
Yes! By all means R22! Whether you go for the happy ending or not, it is good for one's health.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 18, 2018 12:56 AM |
I went to new masseur this week. His locale was very well done and there was a room with sophisticated water sprays and jets over a table and the massage room. I booked a tantric massage. I have had a few and I don't think they are defensible "massage therapy" when they include sex. Why do muscle and tantric work then get the body tense with sex tension? Its seems like two different objectives. I thought he was sort of hot online and he contacted me and I deluded myself that it would be "interesting" and not "sex with a sex worker". He gave me a really good 30 minutes attention to my muscles and he had good energy. I was on my stomach with my face in the well. I didn't see him. Then he started massaging me with his naked ass and pretty forcefully up and down my body. I could feel his balls and..... something. That something soon grew to an enormous hard on. I'd say 9-10 and thick, uncut. I was so deluded that it was going to be a massage (not) that I had of course washed out my ass before arriving. That guy fucked me all kinds of ways to Sunday and it was pretty good. Fucked me up in my sigmoid cause he was BIG. He came, I didn't. We went into the water room and I went on my back and he did lots of water work to me that felt great and relaxing. He seemed to think I wanted to get off and jerked me off and I kept thinking, frankly, I would rather have face to face normal sex with this guy and get off, or have a fabulous massage, and I didn't feel any desire to come but the jerk off felt good. But I didn't come. We left the locale together and there was a FANTASTIC looking ripped young man sitting on the stairs waiting. Now I have discovered that he is also a "masseur" - e.g. whore and also has a huge cock. I would be interested to meet a young stud like that for a fuck in a hotel room but not in this massage studio with all this conflicting shit going on, finally. 200 bucks. Whatever.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 31, 2018 9:20 PM |
I'm always afraid they're gonna hit me in the head with a hammer.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 31, 2018 9:31 PM |
Russian Baths, NYC, 1997. Asked for a massage, was told go to a cubicle. This small Russian woman comes in, works on me, not very strong, and after 15 minutes tells me turn over, Begins to massage then asks me "you like special massage?" Fuck no I replied. Finishes and leaves. Useless fucking massage. An hour later as I pay up she appears and begins pointing at me and mouthing off to him. He asked was the massage good. I said it was not great, and that I didn't need someone to give me a handjob. he was still looking at me a i exited the building.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 31, 2018 9:36 PM |
I have no experience to impart. Just piping in to say that I really need a good massage and nothing else. I need some big fat guy named Vito or Sal with big heavy hands to work me over. He's got a sparse comb-over and a cigar stub sticking out the corner of his mouth, like in the old classic films. I've got a hell of a crick in my neck and this horrible tightness under my left scapula I've had for years now.
That will be all.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 31, 2018 10:17 PM |
^OR some hefty chick named Helga
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 31, 2018 10:19 PM |
Oh, no! A little shit on the dick! Well, I never! Actually, that's what led my husband to divorce me. Thankfully, there were others in the neighborhood who didn't mind a little "stain" on the bed. After all, they did ask if they could knock on my back door to meet the beaver. How could I say no? Eddie was my favorite!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 1, 2018 12:30 AM |
Recently had a massage that got progressively more sensual with increased attention on my ass and balls. Had me get up on all fours and started to finger bang me. Had me turn over and he quietly shed his shirt and pants. And then... down went his briefs. Just laid on top of me and started to hump me. Wanted to fuck me but we didn’t have a condom. He was willing me. Me- not so much. For obvious reasons. But insanely hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 2, 2018 12:02 PM |
“got me the rest of the way with his hands and MOUTH”!!!!!!!!????
AFTER where it had been...? Yuck!
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 2, 2018 12:30 PM |
Soo my membership at Massage Envy is completely useless after reading this thread. I need to find a new massage place.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 2, 2018 12:38 PM |
I went to a legit spa, therapist about 60 and he is doing okay, next thing I know he is naked and he lays on top of me. I told him to get the fuck off.
I dressed and left, he was at the desk and I was charged for the 30 minute as he did not want me complaining.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 2, 2018 2:08 PM |
