Robert Zoppo
Just some model/actor but I thought it was nice enough to share
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 30, 2022 9:11 PM |
fucken garjus
I want to rub my face all over it.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 22, 2020 1:02 PM |
Very good looking, great body, great pics. Too bad he has to sell himself that way.
Maybe he can't act or maybe LA is just too full of too many like him.
Pretty depressing for normal people.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 22, 2020 1:27 PM |
WOW! I love that he isn't plucked and perfected like a lot of insta-ho's. He is so handsome and that hairy torso is incredible!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 22, 2020 1:34 PM |
So "Playgirl, 30 years ago."
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 22, 2020 1:36 PM |
I love variety and he would do so nicely.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 22, 2020 1:47 PM |
I need to blow my load all over that hairy chest immediately.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 22, 2020 3:39 PM |
I'd suck him off in front of my grandmother on Christmas morning.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 22, 2020 4:42 PM |
[quote]I'd suck him off in front of my grandmother on Christmas morning.
You'd have to fight me for him, sonny.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 22, 2020 5:47 PM |
That guy has the PERFECT hairy chest. I need to bury my face in it and sniff him.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 22, 2020 6:50 PM |
He looks like. a conceited douchebag but his smashing looks no doubt led him there.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 22, 2020 8:07 PM |
Is he from the early 90s?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 22, 2020 8:31 PM |
r14 early 90s aesthetic is in style
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 22, 2020 9:12 PM |
Is Zoppa an Eye-talyun" name?
Does it meat "spatula" in that language?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 22, 2020 9:20 PM |
He's handsome but 100% a big pervert.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 22, 2020 10:17 PM |
That did not show us his everything, r17.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 22, 2020 10:21 PM |
Is this guy gay? I looked through his Instagram pics and he appears to be straight
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 22, 2020 11:49 PM |
I must admit he is gorgeous. And his chest is stunning.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 23, 2020 12:23 AM |
I would play all night. The zipper has to be pulled down and the shirt, jeans and undies need to come off. If the trail leads to a magic forest, I'll be a hose-monster.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 23, 2020 12:25 AM |
They need to get him on some daytime soap. He likely can't act for shit, but it would be in his contract he's have to appear shirtless at least once a week.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 23, 2020 1:59 AM |
Where is Playgirl when you need it?!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 23, 2020 2:07 AM |
Oh my! Thanks for sharing.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 23, 2020 2:09 AM |
Just think how beautiful his bush must be.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 23, 2020 2:30 AM |
One flaw - cursed by tinynip.
Pity as the rest is lovely.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 23, 2020 2:33 AM |
Please, please, please tell me he is uncut!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 23, 2020 2:34 AM |
Please Please tell me he's a CUNT
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 23, 2020 2:36 AM |
Just so long as he doesn't have one, R29.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 23, 2020 2:37 AM |
Yum. Love him with a beard.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 23, 2020 3:09 AM |
Very nice amount of hair, just right in fact, but not quite muscular enough for me
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 23, 2020 1:16 PM |
This is not muscular enough for you? What do you jack off too, the Hulk?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 23, 2020 1:18 PM |
Yum yum! That's a very handsome man with a beautiful chest. Thanks OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 23, 2020 1:23 PM |
I like the shorter hair @R37. The other style makes him look like he stepped out of a 90s skinemax movie
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 23, 2020 1:28 PM |
90s Skinemax was so hot tho
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 23, 2020 1:32 PM |
THAT'S A HAIRY CHEST ?? You can barely see each strand.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 23, 2020 1:35 PM |
Still haven't heard anything about his sexuality - anyone know?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 23, 2020 2:53 PM |
He was captain of a lacrosse team, so probably not one of ours.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 23, 2020 4:46 PM |
^ well, that's a damn shame
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 23, 2020 8:42 PM |
R46 That hot piece of ass dies,yet so many vile evil people got to live ! It isnt fair !
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 24, 2020 1:15 AM |
He posted some more photos of his chest.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 5, 2020 10:15 PM |
Unfortunately the guy is very straight
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 5, 2020 10:23 PM |
The chest of Zoppo deserved an honored place in the hairy chest hall of fame, where his DNA will be deposited for future cloning.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 5, 2020 10:24 PM |
OMG he is growing a mustache
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 5, 2020 11:19 PM |
Love the facial hair,but did he trim that glorious chest ?!?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 6, 2020 12:06 AM |
He should be ARRESTED for that R53! Don't mess with perfection, or my erection.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 6, 2020 1:51 AM |
If he's going to deposit any DNA, R50, it needs to be inside my mouth and throat.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 6, 2020 2:40 AM |
"Always hustling. I can’t wait to hustle again when things open. Only scratching the surface..."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 6, 2020 2:50 AM |
I love square pecs like that. Cue The Waitresses: Square Pecs, Square Pecs, Square Square Pecs...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 17, 2020 7:35 PM |
He got his first editorial but they only included one photo of his hairy chest!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 3, 2020 10:14 PM |
verry neece. tell hem vait 2 mor moonths.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 7, 2020 1:05 AM |
I don't think his acting career is going very well. He must have an odd personality because on looks alone he should be a star by now. He must bomb in auditions.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 7, 2020 1:09 AM |
He's gorgeous. He's one of those guys that you hope is a nice, interesting guy, because it's pretty likely he's a vapid self-involved jerk. I'll keep looking at photos to see if I can get a sense....
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 15, 2020 5:42 PM |
I want to nuzzle that hairiness.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 17, 2020 1:04 AM |
He reminds me of Dan Cortese..remember him?
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 17, 2020 1:59 AM |
I would totally let him stick it in me. Even though I'm not sure I could seriously date someone with a last name ending in a vowel.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 17, 2020 2:02 AM |
I'd let him stick it in me, and I'm a total top.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 17, 2020 2:04 AM |
Dollar Tree version of Hugh Jackman.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 17, 2020 2:15 AM |
I'm counting on a glorious bush downstairs.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 18, 2020 1:37 AM |
I bet he has a hairy back.
Most Wookies do.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 18, 2020 1:40 AM |
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER ALL in today's metrosexual, ladies want their boyfriends and husbands to be girlfriends who just happen to have a dick, the majority of women today think hairy chest and hairy body is "ewww!" along with too many muscles! (basically anyone guy who has more than tone arms and a 4 pack of abs)..
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 8, 2021 2:43 AM |
I don't like men with too many muscles!
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 8, 2021 2:58 AM |
Great chest. Great stomach. Butterface.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 8, 2021 3:08 AM |
He looks 10 times more handsome when he’s depressed or unhappy. When he smiles, I see a man who views drywall installation as a passion.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 8, 2021 3:18 AM |
I bet his hole smells like pineapple.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 8, 2021 3:35 AM |
Nice torso, but his face is weird, and doesn't go with the rest of him.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 8, 2021 3:40 AM |
I'd start bottoming for him.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 8, 2021 3:58 AM |
[quote] Great chest. Great stomach. Butterface.
Dumbest thing I’ve read on this site all week.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 8, 2021 4:02 AM |
i checked out his insta...R80 is right. When he grins...nothing special about him. He should work on his acting skills.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 8, 2021 4:04 AM |
R82, you're an idiot. His face is not 'weird.'
He's got classic GQ Old Hollywood looks; his eyes are clear, his jaw is strong with a hint of a cleft, his nose is sleek and defined.
It's too bad he'll never get substantial roles, except 'hunk who flirts with dorky main character's girlfriend at party.' Today's Hollywood actors are mostly schlubs. His unfortunate vapid aphorisms don't sell, either.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 8, 2021 4:05 AM |
Totally agree, R87. Some people are fucking blind or retarded. Or just like being contrarian.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 8, 2021 4:08 AM |
Totally agree, R87. Some people are fucking blind or retarded. Or just like being contrarian.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 8, 2021 4:08 AM |
I guess OP must be his agent or the man himself lol.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 8, 2021 4:11 AM |
he's handsome enough, but he's NO CLINT WALKER for example!
sad how screwed up hollywood and their and women's idea of sexiness in a man is nowadays! if clint walker was around in his prime today, he would be seen as "ridiculous" and "ewww, too much!" and a "freak" and used as a joke in bit parts on tv at best! NOT THE TRUE ALPHA MAN he was and what women SHOULD want and what men SHOULD aspire too, not just physically but his manner, attitude, his voice, etc....
i've always said that 9 out of 10 women today want their boyfriends or husbands to be basically girlfriends who just happen to have a penis and who is secondary to them in the relationship...
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 8, 2021 11:40 PM |
In Italian, "Zoppo" means walking with a limp.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 8, 2021 11:50 PM |
Is it just me or does his face look different in the outdoor shots? The denim shirt photos, he has 90s dad face. He should just post headless photos.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 1, 2021 5:19 AM |
Robert, we’d like to see you in a Speedo, please, in various poses. Thank you.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 1, 2021 6:21 AM |
[quote]He should just post headless photos.
Fuck you.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 1, 2021 6:25 AM |
OMG, he's insanely hot with the beard.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 1, 2021 6:26 AM |
He is gorgeous and that chest is amazing but that's also a curse unless you're super talented or very charismatic and frankly, while he's quite sexy, he doesn't really pop as a personality other than "hot".
His look is very "soap opera hunk" but since there's so few soaps nowadays that market is saturated.
Lots of sexy hunks out there for a handful of roles.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 1, 2021 6:31 AM |
He's very hot, but also has borderline rat face. Believe me, I'd chain him to the bed, not kick him out, but in some images you can see that he could've gone in the other direction without some working out, some good hair and some swagger.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 1, 2021 12:03 PM |
Break me off a piece of that! He does have a severe case of Austrailian face (close set eyes, big nose, thin lips), but he's still damn attractive.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 1, 2021 12:20 PM |
Really woeful acting reel. With contact info on the end card if anyone wants to stalk him.
Should stick to Playgirl and gay pron, tho.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 1, 2021 1:15 PM |
[quote]In Italian, "Zoppo" means walking with a limp.
Which you might be after a night of bottoming for him.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 1, 2021 2:50 PM |
Does he have any interest in moving to Canada? He'd be perfect as either a villain or a love interest for The Hallmark Channel movies. Great acting is not required, just the ability to emote some poorly-written dialogue.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 1, 2021 4:19 PM |
bla bla bla I want to fuck his face and cum all over that beastly chest
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 1, 2021 4:54 PM |
Nice! Just the right amount of chest hair, but not too wooly. Mmmm....
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 1, 2021 4:57 PM |
I watched his grooming tool audition and he's hired! I'm charging my hair clippers now, and sanitizing the attachments. Does he charge by the hour?
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 1, 2021 5:02 PM |
[quote] So "Playgirl, 30 years ago."
You nailed it 1000 percent.
But I kinda LIKE PG 30 years ago!
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 1, 2021 5:04 PM |
Here hi-res pic of him squatting... hopefully to my face
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 1, 2021 5:21 PM |
Gotta say, R113, I'm not a fan of those 'I just shit myself' shorts.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 1, 2021 5:24 PM |
I don’t see any proof on his Instagram that he’s straight. No girlfriend. I’m sure he’d fuck for parts.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 1, 2021 6:31 PM |
Intact and he’s perfect.
Nice, no fucking tattoos!
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 1, 2021 6:39 PM |
R117 No evidence of him being uncircumcised. IN R94 photo his glans are evident making him look cut.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 1, 2021 7:58 PM |
He should accept gay porn pays more than being an out-of-work actor...
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 1, 2021 8:24 PM |
He sounds really dumb but he pretty
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 1, 2021 8:39 PM |
Does he actually have an acting career?
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 1, 2021 8:45 PM |
He's absolutely stunning. His bone structure is incredible, and he has one of the most perfectly beautiful noses I have ever seen.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 1, 2021 8:52 PM |
He has big hands and an aquiline nose
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | February 1, 2021 8:56 PM |
He's definitely straight...from Baltimore and a lacrosse player. Lacrosse players are pigs generally speaking. I've grew in Upstate NY and had many friends that were lacrosse players, they were all sluts and party animals.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 1, 2021 9:00 PM |
who are the lucky gals who had this pig
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 1, 2021 9:14 PM |
[quote]He was captain of a lacrosse team, so probably not one of ours.
Why do you say that? You think there weren't college or HS lacrosse captains who were ever closeted?
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 2, 2021 2:47 AM |
I’m thinking he might be closeted. It would account for his bad acting - acting on top of “acting” is always terrible. He needs to come down off that shelf he’s on, get sweaty having some man sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 2, 2021 9:21 AM |
He looks better when he’s not smiling
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 5, 2021 6:51 PM |
Has actual done any acting outside of sin dinner theatre?
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 5, 2021 6:56 PM |
He looks old in the face and he's not even 40 yet. A lot of white men have that "old" looking face
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 5, 2021 7:02 PM |
“I bet his hole smells like pineapple.”
A warm, tasty Pineapple Upside Down Cake—with a cherry right at the center.
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 5, 2021 7:31 PM |
We need got see hole and pole pics.
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 5, 2021 7:39 PM |
OP's pic reminds me of Bruce Campbell.
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 24, 2021 11:57 PM |
Let me know when he has an OnlyFans.
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 8, 2021 5:42 PM |
Does he have “an” OnlyFans?
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 8, 2021 5:45 PM |
When he says “unapologetic” does he mean that he has multiple STDs some with no cure?
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 8, 2021 5:49 PM |
This guy's probably a huge douchebag, but wow he's a dreamboat.
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 8, 2021 6:57 PM |
R138, I'm with you - the beard is beautiful. God it is perfect. I always wanted to grown a beard just like that.
* sigh * but it wasn't to be in cards dealt in the ole gene pool.
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 8, 2021 9:30 PM |
R147 Majestic. His chest should be a national treasure.
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 4, 2021 2:22 AM |
I propose designating it as a National Forest.
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 4, 2021 8:29 PM |
So many guys like this in LA
Very good-looking and personable, someone told him he could model and become an actor.
Takes a couple of classes and starts auditioning but doesn't really put in the work and gets busy with another gig--personal trainer, bartender, realtor, Uber driver--and suddenly he's 30 and telling himself stories about Jon Hamm and Bruce Willis.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 4, 2021 8:42 PM |
Can you imagine falling asleep on this
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 5, 2021 9:37 AM |
How about his anal hygiene? Do I need to tell him to take a shower first before diving into his presumably luscious hairy cheeks?
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 5, 2021 12:19 PM |
Good lord, the silly “inspirational” captions he adds are *almost* enough to put me off him. Almost.
| by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 3, 2021 2:01 PM |
I’ll do anything he wants. That is one good looking guy. I see hours of fun on a daily basis with him
| by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 3, 2021 9:38 PM |
Looks good to me! Nice to pet.
| by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 3, 2021 10:52 PM |
What must it be like to go through this life and the world with such beauty?
| by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 3, 2021 10:53 PM |
I think it goes something like this...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 4, 2021 1:24 AM |
In this Shade Hotel commercial, he looks like Johnny Bananas.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 160 | January 6, 2022 9:56 AM |
Wow...seeing this thread for the first time - this guy is gorgeous! great pics at OP
| by Anonymous | reply 162 | January 13, 2022 3:08 AM |
He's hot. How's this acting thing going to pan out.
| by Anonymous | reply 164 | January 13, 2022 5:15 AM |
Lacrosse champ (Hot.) from Towson U., Maryland. So he's about 29. Been modeling a few years.
| by Anonymous | reply 165 | January 13, 2022 5:17 AM |
I like his looks and he has some charm to him. He doesn't look the same in every photo. He does seem very straight.
| by Anonymous | reply 166 | January 13, 2022 5:19 AM |
How is he not on onlyfans yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 167 | January 13, 2022 5:25 AM |
He comes off like one of those hot guys that thinks he oozes charm just because he is hot and been told so his whole life. You all know the type. But yes, that chest hair is sexy as hell.
| by Anonymous | reply 170 | January 13, 2022 6:38 AM |
[quote] I'm not sure I could seriously date someone with a last name ending in a vowel.
Yes, I'm the same.
Names ending with a vowel belong to nicknames and pet animals.
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | January 13, 2022 7:16 AM |
The vision of a young Chirs Meloni in a bandana.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 173 | January 13, 2022 2:00 PM |
I don’t know who this guy is, but his chest reminds me a lot of my dad’s.
| by Anonymous | reply 174 | January 13, 2022 2:09 PM |
Hot, but the caption screams "I'm exhausting"
| by Anonymous | reply 175 | January 13, 2022 2:11 PM |
R173. Is that satire? is that his voice? My illusions are shattered.
| by Anonymous | reply 176 | January 13, 2022 10:01 PM |
R173 I see why his acting career is going nowhere.
| by Anonymous | reply 177 | January 13, 2022 11:15 PM |
R154 His "inspirational" captions are his way of trying to seem like he is not the self involved pretty boy that he undoubtably is. No depth with this one, only fleeting beauty.
| by Anonymous | reply 179 | January 14, 2022 6:08 PM |
R172, Did you mean first names?
Because....
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 180 | January 14, 2022 6:21 PM |
I’m in love……(I do like him better with facial hair)
| by Anonymous | reply 182 | January 15, 2022 4:19 AM |
If he was with here with me, neither of us would be out of bed until Tuesday.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 183 | January 15, 2022 2:56 PM |
Nothing beats a day in the bush.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 184 | January 15, 2022 3:00 PM |
He is gorgeous but should stick to modelling.
| by Anonymous | reply 185 | January 15, 2022 3:12 PM |
I want my face between his hairy thighs!
| by Anonymous | reply 186 | January 15, 2022 3:14 PM |
An actor, huh? Is he with Falcon or Colt?
| by Anonymous | reply 187 | January 15, 2022 3:28 PM |
He looks exactly like a guy who used to advertise as an escort.
He also looks a bit like Playgirl model Rock Pamplin.
I wish I could find that old add, but the dude was in his 50s 10 years ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 188 | January 15, 2022 3:45 PM |
He is in a manscaping commercial
| by Anonymous | reply 190 | January 15, 2022 7:48 PM |
Thank you R191. You made my day with your post.
| by Anonymous | reply 192 | January 15, 2022 8:07 PM |
The person up the way that said women now want a girlfriend with a penis. Hairless. I mean gawd. DL really is so full of crazy and delusional people. No one is going turn down this dude
| by Anonymous | reply 194 | January 15, 2022 8:29 PM |
[quote] He looks exactly like a guy who used to advertise as an escort... the dude was in his 50s
WTF? A 50 year old guy was advertising as a sex worker? Are you sure he wasn't looking to hire?
| by Anonymous | reply 195 | January 15, 2022 8:46 PM |
Who knew we would see much more of Rock after this cigarette ad (usually in the National Enquirer). I was masturbating just looking at the ad. When I put two and two together and realized it was the same guy, my eyes rolled back in my head. It was too good to be true.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 196 | January 15, 2022 9:14 PM |
Has he been on the legitimate stage?
| by Anonymous | reply 197 | January 15, 2022 10:03 PM |
He also looks a bit like Tex Murdock.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 198 | January 16, 2022 1:20 AM |
I don't know, I get a young-Timothy-Dalton's-head-atop-circus-strongman's-body vibe from Murdock.
| by Anonymous | reply 199 | January 16, 2022 2:19 AM |
And the cross adds just a touch a kink.
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | February 2, 2022 10:49 PM |
He takes shitty headshots
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 203 | February 23, 2022 10:00 PM |
He looks better with a beard
| by Anonymous | reply 204 | February 24, 2022 1:02 AM |
C'mon, his headshots aren't that bad, except maybe the first goofy looking one.
The thing is with this guy is that he is stunningly handsome with a great hairy body, but he's a try-hard with nothing else to back it up. He can't act for shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 206 | February 24, 2022 1:17 AM |
You can vote for him to be featured in Muscle & Fitness!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 30, 2022 9:11 PM |
