I seriously think she's trolling the DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 5, 2020 10:35 PM |
She "De-Karened" her hair last year, and no other style captures truly her cunty essence.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 5, 2020 10:44 PM |
She's in danger of losing her race and she knows it. That interview with her being called on her 2014 tea party bullshit and only being able to repeat stupid talking points will only make her look worse. She's an idiot
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 5, 2020 10:56 PM |
Bitch is more OVAH than her hairstyles
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 5, 2020 11:15 PM |
Sadly, that’s her real hair.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 5, 2020 11:17 PM |
These people are idiots. It's Obama's fault if a whopping 2 people died from Ebola....but 130,000 (and counting) people die from coronavirus, it's fine.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 5, 2020 11:20 PM |
More flattering OP, d'ya think?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 5, 2020 11:23 PM |
this one's so bad I almost think it is real
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 5, 2020 11:30 PM |
That’s her own hair. Reminds me of a Giudice gorilla head or something.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 5, 2020 11:33 PM |
Did she borrow Hogan Gidley's ratty Korean wigs?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 5, 2020 11:34 PM |
It's amazing how consistently awful it looks.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 5, 2020 11:37 PM |
Don't forget, she's also a moron.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 5, 2020 11:38 PM |
She's giving Mary Ann Esposito a run for her money.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 5, 2020 11:41 PM |
Don't you dare shit on or in my wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 5, 2020 11:43 PM |
She belongs firmly in the Women with Men's Faces thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 5, 2020 11:44 PM |
Someone should pour beer on her weave
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 5, 2020 11:47 PM |
R18, that would be a waste of beer.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 6, 2020 12:22 AM |
Her surname sounds like an animated exclamation from a Batman-the TV series fight scene.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 6, 2020 12:46 AM |
Joni Ernst Stavro Blofeld
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 6, 2020 1:01 AM |
"She" has the face of an East German swimmer from the '80s.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 6, 2020 1:03 AM |
That's her real hair. It's terribly thick.
Imagine what her snatch must be like. OMG!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 6, 2020 1:38 AM |
[quote] Imagine what her snatch must be like. OMG!
That's a big assumption that she has one.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 6, 2020 1:40 AM |
It can't be real. No one's hair is that ugly.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 6, 2020 2:06 AM |
Vidal Sassoon doesn't get to Iowa much these days.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 6, 2020 2:09 AM |
Vidal Baboon looks like he styles her hair more like it...
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 6, 2020 2:11 AM |
Pick this article apart, Denizens of DataLounge.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 6, 2020 2:11 AM |
^Somebody should put a bucket over her head. She'd look less homely that way!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 6, 2020 2:13 AM |
[quote]Imagine what her snatch must be like.
Well, there goes my dinner.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 6, 2020 2:49 AM |
R32, she wears a bucket on her head, wears bread bags on her feet. I'm afraid to learn what frau household item she sheathes her lady parts in.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 6, 2020 2:56 AM |
[quote]Joni Ernst beaver shot[quote]
Well she needs to go to a better colorist.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 6, 2020 11:45 AM |
Oh Trude, you're dreadful!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 6, 2020 12:10 PM |
But what about my plastic bag covered shoes??!
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 7, 2020 1:18 AM |
OMG I just looked up her age! She’s only 50?!😧 I was guessing she was like 63 (and not just because of the gray hair).
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 7, 2020 1:28 AM |
Aren’t the working class people in her state going to be furious that she let the stimulus benefits lapse? Just to make a point(
IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 31, 2020 7:07 PM |
R40, she looks really fucking old. I guess wearing breadbags for shoes prematurely ages one.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 31, 2020 7:32 PM |
I wish she could share some of that thatch with me. Mine’s thinnish.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 31, 2020 7:54 PM |
Buh Bye Joanie. She just attacked her opponents..............wait for it......................dog. HAHAHAHAH Currently trending on Twitter: #IStandWithRingo
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 31, 2020 9:12 PM |
I don't usually lol much around here, but lol, you gals, when you type "Joni Ernst wig" in Google this thread is the first result. Can we presume her toast or should we wait some more?
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 14, 2020 8:23 PM |
She looks like some Amish hag who enjoys wearing modesty attire.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 14, 2020 8:46 PM |
Is this a sad attempt at "the Rachel" from Friends, circa 1996?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 14, 2020 8:51 PM |
I think she's tremendous.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 14, 2020 8:54 PM |
Turn on the teevee, y'all. Cuntface Joni is on deck at the hearings, premiering her highlights!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 14, 2020 8:54 PM |
She had trouble with it at first because the sides would lift up every time she passed a fire hydrant.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 14, 2020 8:59 PM |
She needs to stop washing her wigs in the dishwasher. That is why they look the way they do. Plus she pulls them too far down on her forehead.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 15, 2020 6:38 AM |
Sen. Joni Ernst is one stupid cunt!
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 15, 2020 7:39 AM |
I live in Nebraska (outside of Omaha) and we have to suffer through the ad bitz because so many Western Iowans watch our local stations.
I've noticed Theresa Greenfield has a healthy majority of the ad time, along with outside groups against Ernst. The Greenfield ads are usually very positive, and do a great job of showing off rural Iowa. She shows a lot of her supporters on ads and social media. She talks about what she stands for, and why. There's only one of her ads that's directly against Ernst, and it's a rhetoric of how "Washington and special interest groups changed her", and not that she's necessarily a bad person, but just "Isn't for us anymore." The only Ernst ad I've seen attacks Greenfield with false information (and no source for it), and doesn't really say anything about what Ernst has done or will do. Really shows how little she has to show for her "work."
I'm not sure what her "base" thinks if she has one. I do know a lot of the rural farmers depend on Social Security, which she wants to gut. And with Covid, a lot of people are beginning to worry about healthcare. And she had a divorce scandal last year (her husband filed and accused her of infidelity, as she did him). I have yet to see any true "dirt" on Greenfield. This is a race I don't think anyone can really predict the outcome before it's announced.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 15, 2020 7:45 AM |
I'm gonna tell you the tale of the wig that ate its bearer's forehead. Plot spoiler: the bearer lost the 2020 election
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 15, 2020 8:33 AM |
I would love for this cunt to get her ass kicked back to whatever pig farm she worked on.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 15, 2020 8:48 AM |
