Eric & Phillip's Christmas Table in Tewksbury, NJ

This is their 2nd Christmas as a couple. Phillip's previous partner died. They consolidated their tableware collection and have a room to store just their dishes, etc.

Table is set for 12 or so, but there's only about 1 cup of gravy that's being reduced (simmered) even further. The prime rib is cooked to well-done. The theme is English (figgy and Yorkshire puddings).

Eric is pronouncing dragée "draggy." Not sure if that's an alternate pronunciation.

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by Anonymousreply 65December 25, 2023 11:44 PM

Phillip needs more supportive underwear because his nuts are making a break for it in that picture.

by Anonymousreply 1December 24, 2023 1:28 AM

um, has Matt Damon commented yet? No, that's wrong, because it's crude and unkind. But man, can we just say, "that's so gay!"?

by Anonymousreply 2December 24, 2023 1:32 AM

I detected no appetizers.

I think Phillip is aware of what his package is doing in those white pants. He might be proud of it.

Eric seems a little uptight about decor. I bet he was upset that Phillip cooked the prime rib to well-done. No carving, either. Just thin slices thrown all over a rectangular tray. Also, buffet style. I was surprised.

Didn't seem like a lot of food, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 3December 24, 2023 1:46 AM

It will never cease to amaze me how some can have so much while others have little to nothing.

by Anonymousreply 4December 24, 2023 1:51 AM

What. a. scream!

And yes, suddenly everything went down market when it became , ahem, buffet; (gasp!)

Why no servers? Although you can tell Eric couldn't tolerate letting go of the reins for one minute. Thre are probably dead servers buried in the backyard from parties of yore.

by Anonymousreply 5December 24, 2023 2:03 AM

This is the original Homeworthy video featuring Eric and Phillip.

Phillip seems like the more interesting one in the couple.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 24, 2023 2:08 AM

Mary!

But they seem nice. Good for them.

by Anonymousreply 7December 24, 2023 2:42 AM

I LOVE these dish queens. Bravo!

by Anonymousreply 8December 24, 2023 2:51 AM

r8: Me too! I am DEEPLY jealous of their china and stemware storage.

I'll bet he parties themselves are not nearly as formal as you'd think. I'll bet they are a lot of silly fun..

by Anonymousreply 9December 24, 2023 2:53 AM

The baby Jesus after seeing this video...

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by Anonymousreply 10December 24, 2023 3:00 AM

How do they navigate their giant beer guts during sex?

by Anonymousreply 11December 24, 2023 4:24 AM

Well done prime rib? Why not just serve pot roast

by Anonymousreply 14December 24, 2023 5:26 AM

He overcooked it by accident, then he sliced it up thin.

by Anonymousreply 15December 24, 2023 6:08 AM

[quote]He overcooked it by accident, then he sliced it up thin.

No doubt Eric has been hospitalized for PTSD after that faux pas.

by Anonymousreply 16December 24, 2023 12:05 PM

“ Well done prime rib? Why not just serve pot roast”

Both! Rare is stupid anyway and has no more flavor than the delicious goodness of well done beef.

by Anonymousreply 17December 24, 2023 12:41 PM

And medium rare is just as bad as rare. And medium too.

by Anonymousreply 18December 24, 2023 12:41 PM

What the hell is Eric wearing in R6's video? Remember kids, this is the sort of thing DLers are wearing when they deign to give you the benefit of their fashion advice.

by Anonymousreply 19December 24, 2023 1:04 PM

They seem like a nice couple that are really, really into Xmas. However, they lose 10 points as no cute dog(s) were shown to be part of the family.

by Anonymousreply 20December 24, 2023 2:02 PM

R20

That can work the other way, too. Many of us are tired of the cozy home photos that [bold]always[/bold] feature the required dog as accessory.

Also the shoes with no socks. Apparently the dogs always eat the socks.

by Anonymousreply 21December 24, 2023 2:35 PM

r21: Or the required adopted kids!

by Anonymousreply 22December 24, 2023 4:58 PM

r21: Or test- tube babies!

by Anonymousreply 23December 24, 2023 4:59 PM

Gurl this quote is number 3 among the top ten Datalounge gayest comments ever for 2023

...."They consolidated their tableware collection and have a room to store just their dishes, etc."

by Anonymousreply 24December 24, 2023 5:03 PM

Considering the elaborate preparations and video post-production, does this Christmas Dinner take place in early November?

by Anonymousreply 25December 24, 2023 5:10 PM

Their china storage area doubles as a tidy room for their frequent scat parties.

by Anonymousreply 26December 24, 2023 5:17 PM

Yeah, it was probably filmed in November. Don't know why they had the artificial time constraint (we've got to do this is four hours), then they suddenly leave the house to go tchotchke shopping.

by Anonymousreply 27December 24, 2023 5:23 PM

I don't want to be cancelled, so I will not be commenting at this time.

by Anonymousreply 28December 24, 2023 5:30 PM

I bet they have at least three cats.

by Anonymousreply 29December 24, 2023 5:34 PM

I heard the word venison and turned it off. I hate game meat.

by Anonymousreply 30December 24, 2023 5:40 PM

Those prissy queens wouldn’t have a pet, particularly a cat. It would only make a game out of knocking over their expensive objet d’art!

by Anonymousreply 31December 24, 2023 5:46 PM

If all that expensive dinnerware and stemware is sitting out on open shelves, isn't it collecting dirt and dust (even in the basement) and has to be washed before using?

by Anonymousreply 32December 24, 2023 5:50 PM

Jesus Christ, wear briefs or darker pants.

by Anonymousreply 34December 24, 2023 7:18 PM

I always ended up rinsing things off so I could see what plate I was giving to whom.

The older stuff had some place settings that were damaged and I didn’t want to torture visitors so I’d use them.

by Anonymousreply 35December 24, 2023 7:29 PM

What an ordeal. I do admire their careful planning and attention to detail however, and wonder if the guests really notice the special touches.

It’s like when a bride plans her perfect wedding down to the very smallest detail. Did the guests notice? Did it matter?

by Anonymousreply 37December 24, 2023 8:16 PM

When I was a young gayling, this is how I imagined my life would be, except my partner and I would be slimmer and better looking eldergays and less “fussy”. It did not turn out the way, but as an eldergay, I realize I would be JUST LIKE THEM. In fact, probably am but WAY LESS MONIED,

by Anonymousreply 38December 24, 2023 8:23 PM

I live in Tewksbury. No joke, it’s the worst place I’ve ever lived-and I’ve moved around the country probably 20 times in my 50+ years. The entire area is just soulless - I have no other word for it, and lacks any appeal for me, even after living here almost 9 years. Partner and I are in agreement that it sucks so we’re putting the house on the market next summer. And no, we wont be using PrissPot Phil with his tighty whitey britches as our realtor.

by Anonymousreply 39December 24, 2023 8:47 PM

R39, how much would you say a house like Eric & Phillip's would cost? Phil seems less prissy than Eric.

by Anonymousreply 40December 24, 2023 8:51 PM

R40, Phil is the big dick top whose lover died leaving him that house. A realtor and interior designer don’t earn enough to live that lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 42December 24, 2023 10:29 PM

Seems like the guests barely touched the dreary chestnuts. And what was Phil wearing? He looked like a concierge from a pretentious hotel. And no gays?

by Anonymousreply 43December 24, 2023 10:54 PM

Yeah, Phil looked like he was in costume, about reenact something.

In contrast, his white pants and the belt — looked like he had been wearing them for days in a row.

by Anonymousreply 44December 24, 2023 10:58 PM

What are the best points in the video to see the dick on the white pants guy?

by Anonymousreply 45December 24, 2023 10:58 PM

The figgy pudding was tiny for that many people.

by Anonymousreply 46December 24, 2023 11:00 PM

They also had about a dozen other desserts. And was anyone allowed to crack open the Hansel and Gretel house?

by Anonymousreply 47December 24, 2023 11:05 PM

I couldn't get past the first four minutes. They may be lovely people, but I can't identify with the way they live. It feels wasteful, showy, selfish.

by Anonymousreply 49December 24, 2023 11:13 PM

I wanna see these two handle a Quinciniera!

by Anonymousreply 50December 24, 2023 11:14 PM

For some reason, I think it's hysterical that they have a luxury crockery room where they keep 19th and 18th Century plates, tea sets, wine glasses and Art Déco goblets the colour of which comes from gold dust - and they have arranged everything by season, so they eat on plates of specific colours and themes depending on the time of the year! 🤣🤣 I would understand it if they ran a hotel, but all of that for only two people? Sorry, but they look like the sort of individuals who get into fights in monarchic forums over the appropriateness of wearing diamond tiaras before 7 in the evening, talk about aristocrats as if they knew them personally and get upset if their flower arrangements do not strictly comply with the Victorian language of flowers.

They appear to be harmless, but ridiculously pretentious and I do agree with R4 and R49: their lives appear to be extremely superficial, wasteful, banal and self-centered.

by Anonymousreply 51December 25, 2023 12:19 AM

The food looks delicious!

I'll bet Eric is a screaming bitch.

by Anonymousreply 53December 25, 2023 12:54 AM

They are collectors of antiques and dinnerware, or perhaps the deceased partner was and left it all to Phillip. Its an utterly stupendous collection in all truth, worth a fortune. Yes, the whole thing is a thirst-fest, but its fierce antiquing, and Joe Basic isn't their audience.

However I guess they are the only gays in the village; shame the dinner party wasn't a group of wiitty eldergays stealthily insulting each other through the night.

by Anonymousreply 54December 25, 2023 1:05 AM

Okay, I watched the two videos and I love both of them. I made my husband watch and I kept saying things like, "I like the fat one better," and he was like, "Who are you talking about? They're both fat!" But to me, one is clearly fat and one is just pudgy. Anyway, I have known some miserable rich people in my time, but these are two rich people who really fucking enjoy the fruits of their richness. They're always on the verge of a giggle. Two thumbs up, I like them.

by Anonymousreply 55December 25, 2023 6:31 AM

Why does Phillip pretend he's not Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 56December 25, 2023 9:12 AM

"I will never cease to amaze me how some can have so much while others have little to nothing."

Oh they're just sad sacks- losers!

by Anonymousreply 57December 25, 2023 9:22 AM

The one guy has a Lithuanian name

by Anonymousreply 59December 25, 2023 12:06 PM

So far as their china collection, Phillip has a side job selling china and cutlery so likely all of it is for sale and just being held and used by them until someone is willing to pay their asking price.

by Anonymousreply 60December 25, 2023 1:19 PM

Their friends seem really boring.

by Anonymousreply 61December 25, 2023 1:52 PM

[quote]It will never cease to amaze me how some can have so much while others have little to nothing.

You have everything. And so much of it.

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by Anonymousreply 62December 25, 2023 2:01 PM

Neither are my type but the more package that Lithuanian man kept showing, the more interested I became!

by Anonymousreply 63December 25, 2023 9:36 PM

How did you end up there r39?!

Tewksbury NJ, really all of hunterdon county is just boring upper middle class surburbs for people that want big lawns for raising their kids.

by Anonymousreply 64December 25, 2023 11:06 PM

R64: Partner got a job in Newark and we decided we wanted acreage to get away from the typical crowded NJ lifestyle.

It is boring here.

by Anonymousreply 65December 25, 2023 11:44 PM

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