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Eat, Pray, Love Author Elizabeth Gilbert 'In Love with' Female Best Friend Two Months After Leaving Husband.

Is Julia Roberts next!!!!!!!!??????!!!

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by Anonymousreply 65March 27, 2019 7:27 AM

She left her husband for another ma... nevermind.

by Anonymousreply 1September 8, 2016 2:49 AM

Yikes. That's one ugly dyke.

by Anonymousreply 3September 8, 2016 2:57 AM

Isn't the woman dying from incurable cancer? What a crazy story. I wonder how the ex husband feels.

by Anonymousreply 4September 8, 2016 2:57 AM

I love this news so much!

EAT PRAY LEZ! EAT PRAY LEZ! EAT PRAY LEZ!

by Anonymousreply 6September 8, 2016 2:58 AM

Gilbert is a narcissist/user extraordinaire. She's gonna break that poor dyke's heart.

by Anonymousreply 7September 8, 2016 3:02 AM

Gilbert picked somebody who's too ill to run away from her.

by Anonymousreply 8September 8, 2016 3:08 AM

DId anyone else see r6 as EAT PRAY LIZA!

I thought maybe she had a new show (with a great title BTW).

by Anonymousreply 9September 8, 2016 3:10 AM

Her poor girlfriend is dying of pancreatic and liver cancer.

If there actually were a fate worse than death, that would be it.

by Anonymousreply 10September 8, 2016 3:13 AM

I hate to sound so cynical, but A.) this woman is probably too sick to even have sex, so Gilbert doesn't even have to "prove" herself, and B.) it's the next book.

by Anonymousreply 11September 8, 2016 3:23 AM

Hopefully, for her she found out she was bi, lesbian, fluid while traveling, certain her publisher does too.

by Anonymousreply 12September 8, 2016 3:36 AM

I wonder how long the woman has to live.

by Anonymousreply 13September 8, 2016 3:39 AM

Why is this even news? Who the fuck cares?

by Anonymousreply 14September 8, 2016 3:51 AM

They will get married so that Lizzie Gilbert can claim to be her widow, get sympathy, and write a new best selling book about the experience.

by Anonymousreply 15September 8, 2016 3:54 AM

Is it a very expensive pussy?

by Anonymousreply 16September 8, 2016 4:37 AM

Eat, Pray, Love (Pussy)

Committed - A (Lesbian) Love Story

by Anonymousreply 17September 8, 2016 4:46 AM

Does the woman have money, too? Liz is all about using her relationships to feather her nest.

by Anonymousreply 19September 8, 2016 9:24 PM

I'd love to comfort the husband, and his big Latin daddy cock.

by Anonymousreply 20September 8, 2016 9:31 PM

This was always coming. Saw it a mile away.

Many years ago, I recall trying to read that Eat, Pray, Love business. It was terrible and I only made it through the first few pages. She sounded like a complete self-involved loon and the thing read like a brochure for a cult.

by Anonymousreply 22September 8, 2016 10:32 PM

[quote] Mrs. Slocombe!

Accommodations must be made for me pussy!

by Anonymousreply 23September 8, 2016 10:53 PM

Get married and get the pension!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 25September 9, 2016 1:13 AM

How did you see it r22? She didn't mention any women in the book. Is the girlfriend even able to have a physical relationship?

by Anonymousreply 26September 9, 2016 3:17 AM

[quote] She further said that she and Elias had decided to speak publicly about their romance now because "truth and transparency" will make their lives together easier.

Good fuckin' lord. You guys hit it on the head. Another damn New Age Goop Frau memoir in the works.

by Anonymousreply 27September 9, 2016 3:28 AM

Ok - I read Eat, Pray, Love and I really liked it. Sue me. But this move is not going to go over well.

On the one hand, we could be cynical and say - oh she's dumping ANOTHER husband out of the blue.

However - men do that all the time. Double standard? And trust me, no man has dumped his wife to be with another dying spouse.

by Anonymousreply 28September 9, 2016 3:29 AM

Who would have a problem with it?

by Anonymousreply 29September 9, 2016 3:34 AM

It's all a bit reverse Terry McMillan.

by Anonymousreply 30September 9, 2016 3:39 AM

[quote]Seduction is the art of coercing somebody to desire you, of orchestrating somebody else’s longings to suit your own hungry agenda. Seduction was never a casual sport for me; it was more like a heist, adrenalizing and urgent. I would plan the heist for months, scouting out the target, looking for unguarded entries. Then I would break into his deepest vault, steal all his emotional currency and spend it on myself.

[quote]If the man was already involved in a committed relationship, I knew that I didn’t need to be prettier or better than his existing girlfriend; I just needed to be different. (The novel doesn’t always win out over the familiar, mind you, but it often does.) The trick was to study the other woman and to become her opposite, thereby positioning myself to this man as a sparkling alternative to his regular life.

[quote]I might indeed win the man eventually. But over time (and it wouldn’t take long), his unquenchable infatuation for me would fade, as his attention returned to everyday matters. This always left me feeling abandoned and invisible; love that could be quenched was not nearly enough love for me. As soon as I could, then, I would start seducing somebody else, by turning myself into an entirely different woman, in order to attract an entirely different man.

She's creepy...

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by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2016 6:41 AM

Guardian calls her a late in life lez.

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by Anonymousreply 33September 10, 2016 11:43 PM

It was just a sense from her personality as expressed in her writing, R26. She reminded me of a friend who went from men to a lovely lesbian gf and then, once tired of it, she dumped the gf and went back to men. Liz Gilbert just gave and gives me that sense. She's a dabbler and I hate seeing lesbians get hurt by dabblers of this type.

by Anonymousreply 34September 10, 2016 11:50 PM

The title of this thread should be Eat, Pray, Love Pussy.

by Anonymousreply 36September 11, 2016 12:54 AM

This will probably be her next book.

by Anonymousreply 37September 11, 2016 1:09 AM

2015 article

[quote] On paper, everything about their pact rails against a natural sense of order. Yet here they are, 14 years into what has become a very deep friendship; clasping hands, finishing each other's sentences, Elias absentmindedly fixing Gilbert's hair. (They met when Gilbert was sent to Elias for a "hair intervention".) Theirs is a kind of intimacy only found in female friendships and, even then, not always. "It's not your sister, it's not your lover, it's not your BFF," says Gilbert. "There isn't really an identifier for it."

[quote]Elias says some of her friends refer to Gilbert as her wife. "Well, I'd rather go to the laundromat with you than go to, like, Prague with almost anybody else," Gilbert says to Elias. "It's just better. And that's the great thing when you're getting something so lovely out of being with somebody – it's like, 'Let's hang out in the parking lot!' "

[quote]"I know it sounds like a love story and it totally is," says Elias.

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by Anonymousreply 38September 11, 2016 2:00 PM

That woman is a fucking sociopath. There is no empathy there, just blind need and manipulation.

by Anonymousreply 40September 11, 2016 4:12 PM

Is Elias fucked up healthwise because of her past drug usage? (Apologies -- skimmed some of the copy.)

by Anonymousreply 41September 12, 2016 3:04 AM

Tell us more about it, R41.

by Anonymousreply 42September 12, 2016 3:08 AM

Yeah. I'm curious too r41.

by Anonymousreply 43September 13, 2016 3:32 AM

From her website page:

[quote] Rayya Elias was born in Aleppo, Syria. Her family moved to Warren, Michigan in 1968, when she was eight. Rayya spoke no English and had to adapt and learn to speak it in the fourth grade. After two years of community college, she turned her sights to fashion and music and became involved in the Detroit club post punk scene starting a couple of bands with Kory Clarke (Warrior soul).

Then further down:

[quote] On the lower east side, where she lived, Rayya found a passion for the gritty, cross-section of on the streets and became lost to drugs, institutions and jails for some time. She spent some time, homeless in Tent City at Tompkins Square Park.

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by Anonymousreply 44September 13, 2016 2:30 PM

My narcissistic old college friend posts memes with eat pray lady quotes on fb and I hate them. Smarmy.

by Anonymousreply 46September 13, 2016 3:40 PM

She is, and always has been, the epitome of the waspy attention whore who has relied on cultural theft for her own existence.

by Anonymousreply 48September 17, 2016 12:46 AM

Si I guess the author must be the blond?

by Anonymousreply 49September 17, 2016 1:22 AM

When will the SJWs come for these cunts? They're as privileged and tone-deaf as "the white man" that I keep hearing about. They benefit more than anyone else from "the patriarchy" yet sell themselves as somehow separate and unsullied.

by Anonymousreply 50September 17, 2016 1:27 AM

I'm certain this will get her back onto Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 51September 17, 2016 1:37 AM

She will definitely be back on Oprah. This will be her next book too. What's after this?

by Anonymousreply 52September 17, 2016 2:55 AM

After this, she'll have a miracle baby and then kill it and write a book about losing a child and triumphing.

by Anonymousreply 53September 17, 2016 3:02 AM

They had a commitment ceremony last year. Raaya died in January of this year.

I know people here are cynical about such things, but they seemed really happy together and I’m glad they had each other for a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 55March 24, 2018 10:13 PM

She comes across like a narcissist

by Anonymousreply 56March 24, 2018 10:40 PM

When is her book about being a lesbian widower coming out?

by Anonymousreply 57March 24, 2018 11:32 PM

[quote]Eat, Pray, Love Author Elizabeth Gilbert 'In Love with' Female Best Friend Two Months After Leaving Husband.

Yeah right. She's just angling for a sequel.

by Anonymousreply 58March 24, 2018 11:46 PM

I'm just about to read her book Big Magic.

by Anonymousreply 59April 3, 2018 2:13 AM

The writing is terrible! Giving it to a flaky new age friend!

by Anonymousreply 60April 3, 2018 6:59 AM

I have come to embrace the love that dares not speak its name. To my left is my lover. We met at the LGPA tour. Her name is Unibrau.

by Anonymousreply 61April 3, 2018 7:11 AM

R50 "Yet sell themselves as separate and unsullied ". Spot on but really un PC.

by Anonymousreply 63March 27, 2019 5:59 AM

Update! She in now in love with the best friend of her dead lesbo lover!

by Anonymousreply 64March 27, 2019 6:09 AM

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