Dylan Mulvaney auditioning for Cabaret on Broadway!!

After announcing earlier this week on social media he is a bottom---a question no one asked---Dylan Mulvaney now wants the role of Sally Bowles!! The role has previously been famously played by Liza Minelli, Michelle Williams, Emma Stone and Sienna Miller. Clearly the producers are now scraping the bottom of the barrel. No word yet on which organization plans to protests the show first.

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by Anonymousreply 128August 30, 2023 11:38 PM

They might amount to something as Master of Ceremonies.

by Anonymousreply 1August 24, 2023 11:21 PM

Don’t make me root for the Nazis.

by Anonymousreply 3August 24, 2023 11:25 PM

I thought this dumb bitch moved to Peru. It’s back?

by Anonymousreply 4August 24, 2023 11:34 PM

[quote]Dylan Mulvaney now wants the role of Sally Bowles!

More like Sally Bowels.

by Anonymousreply 6August 24, 2023 11:39 PM

Thousands of talented people just dying to to do this part living hand to mouth and this is what we get. You know it's all about selling tickets and asses in seats, The quality of the show is irrelevant . I'm so done with Broadway. I used to be so deeply involved in the industry but the woke garbage and hypocrisy has really turned me away. Not a thing I'd spend a nickel on to see right now. They have had enough of my money. I would not invest in this dreck.

by Anonymousreply 7August 25, 2023 12:09 AM

Hopefully, if it gets the part, the new trend of throwing things at performers will be in full flight; save your bud light cans

by Anonymousreply 9August 25, 2023 12:15 AM

God forbid a woman play Sally.

by Anonymousreply 10August 25, 2023 12:30 AM

When this doesn't happen, send 'em to us, we'll work something out.

by Anonymousreply 11August 25, 2023 12:33 AM

[quote] Thousands of talented people just dying to to do this part living hand to mouth and this is what we get.

This times 1,000.

The level of entitlement with Dylan is pretty damn strong. Why should you jump the line? There are hundreds of extremely talented professionals who sadly will never get this chance.

by Anonymousreply 13August 25, 2023 12:36 AM

R10 They're all too busy playing Peter Pan.

by Anonymousreply 14August 25, 2023 12:45 AM

Bye Bye Mein Lieber Herr Farewell Mein Lieber Herr

by Anonymousreply 15August 25, 2023 12:49 AM

We'll NEVER spend another PENNY on Broadway again!

by Anonymousreply 16August 25, 2023 12:50 AM

I thought Sandy was the first female Peter Pan followed by Mary Martin?

I guess some old broad named Jean Arthur holds the title way back in 1950!

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by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2023 12:51 AM

This could be the final straw that sends Liza to her rainbow penthouse in the clouds.

by Anonymousreply 19August 25, 2023 12:51 AM

🎼Beedle de deedle de Two Ladies

Beedle de deedle de Two Ladies

And he's the only MAN🎼

by Anonymousreply 20August 25, 2023 12:52 AM

[quote]After announcing earlier this week on social media he is a bottom

I thought he was a girl.

by Anonymousreply 22August 25, 2023 12:54 AM

YOU CAN FLY DYLAN YOU CAN FLY!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 23August 25, 2023 12:54 AM

I got 10 bucks that says Shapiro shows up at the theater with protesters before O'Keefe shows up at the theater with protesters.

by Anonymousreply 24August 25, 2023 12:54 AM

R22 Girls can be anything.

by Anonymousreply 25August 25, 2023 12:55 AM

R22 No. After his nose job he was transformed into a woman. Not physically. But mentally. Not to be confused with "chick with dick" syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 26August 25, 2023 12:59 AM

Dylan singing. It ain't great. There is a reason he doesn't have a record deal.

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by Anonymousreply 27August 25, 2023 1:10 AM

No way. I saw Dylan live at Miscast and was only mildly amused. Everyone else killed it.

It's unbelievable that more experienced people could get passed over instead for MC or Sally. I like the few clips of Mason Alexander Park as MC. I was really looking forward to Mason or someone else.

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by Anonymousreply 28August 25, 2023 1:14 AM

If it doesn't happen, perhaps he can replace Lea Michele in "Funny Non-Binary Person."

by Anonymousreply 29August 25, 2023 1:18 AM

She’s in the attic!!!! She’s in the attic!

by Anonymousreply 30August 25, 2023 1:36 AM

[quote] I thought Sandy was the first female Peter Pan followed by Mary Martin?

The other way around. Mary Martin was on Broadway and in a TV broadcast (1954-1955), and then again five years later in a TV movie (1960). Sandy Duncan appeared on Broadway from1979-1981 nearly 20 years after Mary’s TV performance.

by Anonymousreply 33August 25, 2023 2:23 AM

"He's a bottom"...???I thought he liked girls and considered himself "a trans lesbian".

by Anonymousreply 34August 25, 2023 2:30 AM

Also starring SARA PORKALOB as the Emcee!

by Anonymousreply 35August 25, 2023 3:06 AM

R34 How does one go from gay man to trans lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 36August 25, 2023 3:26 AM

HRC is going all in on Dylan and the THEMS. I will never donate another dime to them.. "Comments are turned off". FU.

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by Anonymousreply 37August 25, 2023 3:34 AM

She can't be any worse than Lisha.

by Anonymousreply 38August 25, 2023 3:41 AM

Calm down, people. She's only being considered as a replacement for a show that isn't even on Broadway yet.

by Anonymousreply 39August 25, 2023 3:42 AM

Fuck you with a chainsaw, r18.

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by Anonymousreply 40August 25, 2023 3:45 AM

Evidently Sally Bowles has evolved into a ‘Roz from “Grease”’ type role, to be filled by any fly by night ham, for use as theatrical experience training wheels.

by Anonymousreply 41August 25, 2023 4:02 AM

"... documenting her journey as a transgender woman"

But when does the 'journey' end? When does she just be a woman and get on with living? You can't transition forever.

by Anonymousreply 42August 25, 2023 5:16 AM

The next time HRC sends me a fundraising letter I am going to tell them to get it from Dylan and the Them/Shes. My checkbook is closed for their nonsense.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 25, 2023 8:48 AM

What are you talking about R44? You've never donated even one cent to HRC in your entire life.

by Anonymousreply 45August 25, 2023 8:55 AM

Human Rights Campaign just held their first "Trans Creator Summit". No Gay Male creator summit? They picked their side. I do NOT believe biological men should be in womens locker rooms flashing their penis. I do not think children should receive puberty blockers--and I certainly don't support anyone who kisses the asses of trans "activists" who push that agenda.

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by Anonymousreply 48August 25, 2023 9:43 AM

I wish this entitled cunt would shrivel up and vanish.

by Anonymousreply 49August 25, 2023 9:54 AM

Working the bar serving Bud Light during the intermission?

by Anonymousreply 50August 25, 2023 9:58 AM

omg audience member will cascade him with beer bottles......i fear for him/ her / it.

by Anonymousreply 51August 25, 2023 10:03 AM

R14 A good point. As a child I recall seeing a performance of Peter Pan with a woman in the leading role. No one complained about a woman taking a part off a man, nor did they heap transphobic abuse on said actress. Everyone was sensible about it and saw it for what it was... acting.

Yet there's a single rumour about Dylan Mulvaney auditioning for a female role and the internet loses its shit. The same people who complain about the liberals taking over, extol the virtues of the nuclear family and marriage being between one man and one woman while simultaneously complaining that they're being silenced.

How said school of thought gets any traction on this -- a primarly gay site -- is anyone's guess.

by Anonymousreply 52August 25, 2023 10:05 AM

sandy duncan was the best. mia farrow sucked bad, per usual...

by Anonymousreply 53August 25, 2023 10:07 AM

Peter Pan was a fairy so gender fluidity makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 54August 25, 2023 10:07 AM

Good god when that bitch smiles i go reaching for a skillet. a heavy iron one.

by Anonymousreply 55August 25, 2023 10:09 AM

Peter Pan is a boy, not a man, so the traditional casting of a woman in that role made sense. Not many men could be believable as a forever 12-year-old boy.

by Anonymousreply 57August 25, 2023 10:28 AM

I hope the producers know that if they fire Dylan for any reason, they must coddle him and check in on him to see if he is okay, or he will complain on social media. Because Dylan thinks REAL LIFE involves a lifetime of placating and soothing from previous bosses HE chose to work with. Just ask Bud Light.

by Anonymousreply 58August 25, 2023 11:06 AM

[quote] Peter Pan is a boy, not a man, so the traditional casting of a woman in that role made sense. Not many men could be believable as a forever 12-year-old boy.

Elliot Page IS Peter Pan

by Anonymousreply 59August 25, 2023 11:23 AM

Btw I totally predicted this. I’m R133 .

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by Anonymousreply 60August 25, 2023 11:26 AM

Now looks like a cross between a Jerry Anderson puppet and Skeletor.

by Anonymousreply 63August 25, 2023 1:58 PM

Hmmm, interesting about The Skivvies performance. Randy Harrison used to perform with them and he played the MC in a touring version of Cabaret.

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by Anonymousreply 64August 25, 2023 2:37 PM

But they're far too young to play Norma. We can agree on that, yes?

by Anonymousreply 65August 25, 2023 2:41 PM

Randy Harrison as Emcee. A long way from Queer as Folk.

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by Anonymousreply 66August 25, 2023 2:58 PM

R57 Hmm nah, they could still give the role to either a teenage male actor, or one who could play younger. You're reaching there!

by Anonymousreply 67August 25, 2023 4:47 PM

Dylan Mulvaney was a straight white man romantically interested in women, last time we heard from him. He can fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 68August 25, 2023 10:05 PM

If actually be willing to hate watch that show r69.

by Anonymousreply 71August 26, 2023 1:02 AM

I could see a transwoman being very convincing and alluring as Sally.

Just not this transwoman.

She is as much Sally Bowles as she is Daisy Buchanan, Scarlett O'Hara, Princess Leia or Heather Chandler.

Which is to say - not very much.

That said, Candy Darling (for example) might have brought a whole new sense of sexual possibility to the table.

by Anonymousreply 72August 26, 2023 1:55 AM

"The producers haven't called me to see how I'm doing. What about ME? They haven't even reached out to see what my mental health is! And I am a TRANSWOMAN!!"------How I envision Dylan on social media next week if he doesn't get the job.

by Anonymousreply 73August 26, 2023 2:10 AM

Dylan Mulvaney is a trans-identifying man.

by Anonymousreply 74August 26, 2023 4:30 AM

R74 Is that why he keeps calling himself a REAL WOMAN?

by Anonymousreply 75August 26, 2023 4:33 AM

One may call oneself whatever one wishes, but trust me, that ain't no lady!

by Anonymousreply 76August 26, 2023 5:18 AM

R74 = Nope. Screenshot of his HRC speech from YT. What people forget is that a couple of months before the Bud Light fiasco Dylan was feuding online with biological women who were offended by his portrayals of them. He claimed they were "women not supporting OTHER women (him). That was brewing right when the beer campaign spilled over. And here we are.

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by Anonymousreply 77August 26, 2023 5:35 AM

When you have NO nipples getting ready to go out. But then you DO have nipples on the red carpet? Was he wearing fakes out in public? Just wondering.

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by Anonymousreply 78August 26, 2023 8:56 AM

I keep wondering, why Dylan specifically? Why is no other transwoman in the public eye getting this level of publicity and attention?

by Anonymousreply 79August 26, 2023 2:20 PM

[quote]Why is no other transwoman in the public eye getting this level of publicity and attention?

because few of the rest of them are seeking it so avidly, r79.

by Anonymousreply 80August 26, 2023 3:48 PM

R62 It's sad that he actually used to be somewhat attractive

by Anonymousreply 81August 26, 2023 4:25 PM

[quote]I keep wondering, why Dylan specifically? Why is no other transwoman in the public eye getting this level of publicity and attention?

Because he’s a huge famewhore who creates strong reactions in people.

by Anonymousreply 82August 26, 2023 4:29 PM

Day 467 of being an annoying cunt

by Anonymousreply 83August 26, 2023 4:39 PM

I mean, she's not even that pretty.

by Anonymousreply 84August 26, 2023 5:12 PM

Based on the clip at R27, Dylan is not a great singer. Not sure about the acting ability, but based on the Dylan persona that’s been on display , it seems to be fairly limited — and annoying. Not sure what is appealing about having Sally interpreted by Dylan.

by Anonymousreply 85August 26, 2023 10:03 PM

Is there really going to be another Cabaret revival? Who else is going to be in it?

by Anonymousreply 86August 26, 2023 10:16 PM

Ever notice how Dylan Mulvaney and Lady Colin Campbell are never singing Send in the Clowns at the same time?

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by Anonymousreply 87August 26, 2023 10:21 PM

The "Streamy Awards" are going to be brown nosing Dylan Mulvaney and his fake boobs tomorrow. Nominee. Hollywood Reporter is ass kissing too..

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by Anonymousreply 88August 26, 2023 11:01 PM

Cabaet had a scene with a crossdresser peeing in the mens room. I suppose Dylan might have enough talent to piss on the flooor.

by Anonymousreply 89August 26, 2023 11:09 PM

Alex Newell IS Fraulein Kost

by Anonymousreply 90August 26, 2023 11:25 PM

Without filters, he's just scary.

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by Anonymousreply 92August 28, 2023 8:34 PM

How does it end for a massively deluded sociopath like him? Isolation and depression. Being young and “beautiful” is all it has.

by Anonymousreply 93August 28, 2023 8:35 PM

Drug OD. Maybe with a beer chaser just to be ironic.

by Anonymousreply 95August 28, 2023 9:22 PM

Great, now we'll all be rooting for the Nazis.

by Anonymousreply 96August 28, 2023 10:22 PM

I know very little about this tranny. Why do we hate her? I saw the bud light commercial and it was actually kind of cute.

by Anonymousreply 99August 29, 2023 3:07 AM

How does it end? Well, after the trans trend finally passes and is replaced by some other hysteria that will have people coming out of the woodwork, Dylan will magically discover he was a gay man all along. He’ll give an interview explaining his years of gender confusion and nobody will care, because we will have all moved on.

by Anonymousreply 101August 29, 2023 7:51 AM

R99 It's just the latest carriage on the hate train, perpetuated by right wing media. They make out all trans people to be mentally ill pervs, the same things they said about gay people in yesteryear.

Many people swallow it because they lack critical thinking skills themselves and simply don't question claims being made. Plus, for some at least, they derive a sense of fun out of trolling others and being nasty to them. Plus if they're the ones doling out the hate, then they're not the ones on the receiving end.

by Anonymousreply 102August 29, 2023 10:39 AM

[quote] He’ll give an interview explaining his years of gender confusion and nobody will care, because we will have all moved on.

Oh honey, no one cares now.

by Anonymousreply 103August 29, 2023 11:35 AM

R99 because he’s plainly not a well person. He exhibits a strange combination of narcissism and lack of self worth, to a pathological level, not unlike most “trans”.

I feel terribly sorry for the true gender dysphoric sufferers, who are exceedingly rare. The rest are mentally/emotionally disordered narcissists in search of exotic underpinnings for their psychosexual insolvency.

by Anonymousreply 104August 29, 2023 12:20 PM

I don't get why this guy irritates me so much. He has a very annoying face.

by Anonymousreply 105August 29, 2023 12:55 PM

This is bad. I ran into Chita at the stage door and she said not but for Liza and then John Kander ran down Sherbert Alley so to get away.

by Anonymousreply 106August 29, 2023 1:00 PM

[quote][R99] because he’s plainly not a well person. He exhibits a strange combination of narcissism and lack of self worth, to a pathological level, not unlike most “trans”.

Sounds like most DLers actually — what is the evidence of her not being a well person?

by Anonymousreply 107August 29, 2023 8:27 PM

Dylan Mulvaney. A walk down Memory Lane (part 1). Pre-Bud Light. Dressing up like a little girl. Ridiculing Tampons and biological women. Playing with little girl toys. This was how he was behaving. This is how his feuding with biological women started.

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by Anonymousreply 108August 29, 2023 10:16 PM

Dylan Mulvaney. A walk down Memory Lane (part 2). Pre-Bud Light. Saying repeatedly he wanted to be a Mom. Stupidly said men who get vaginas can carry a baby to term (and he was considering doing it). Talked about his bulge. Went shopping for girl clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 109August 29, 2023 10:17 PM

Dylan Mulvaney. A walk down Memory Lane (part 3). Pre-Bud Light. Peddling AIDS RIBBON RED lipstick on World AIDS Day. Disgusting. This would have cancelled some people but the HRC and GLAAD protect the THEMS. Peddling makeup isn't what World AIDS Day is about and FU for thinking it was.

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by Anonymousreply 110August 29, 2023 10:22 PM

Historical Ignorance and blatant disrespect. All those years gay men spent protesting, fighting and dying. We did it for the NEXT generation. And do they appreciate it? Makeup tutorial on World AIDS Day.

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by Anonymousreply 112August 29, 2023 10:33 PM

He is not a trans woman. His balls clang louder than the bells of a church. While he acts like a brain damaged 12 year old girl hit by a school bus who then gets up and runs right into another school bus.

Now if he would like to fully transition with John Waters chopping off everything with one blow of an ax that would be better than Cabaret. There Will Be Blood the musical.

by Anonymousreply 113August 29, 2023 10:41 PM

Clearly living in luxury accomodations. Perfect makeup. Hair styled beyond comparison. THIS is the actual life of an internet "star". Aren't we all jealous? And remember, if you don't "admire" him you could be called transphobic.

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by Anonymousreply 114August 30, 2023 2:34 AM

R114 He has no breasts, not sure why he's wearing that top

by Anonymousreply 115August 30, 2023 6:02 AM

Because he is a woman!! A real woman!! Just like any biological woman!!

by Anonymousreply 116August 30, 2023 6:12 AM

I'm very surprised Fran and Barry haven't brought them in as a Roxie replacement...... Yet.

by Anonymousreply 117August 30, 2023 12:32 PM

Good Lord, is CHICAGO still running on Broadway? I loved the show, but Jesus Christ. 27 years is enough.

by Anonymousreply 118August 30, 2023 1:32 PM

R118 STFU. I'm still putting kids through college.

by Anonymousreply 119August 30, 2023 1:44 PM

If you could see her through my eyes

She wouldn't look tranny at all

by Anonymousreply 120August 30, 2023 2:31 PM

[quote] Good Lord, is CHICAGO still running on Broadway? I loved the show, but Jesus Christ. 27 years is enough.

I don't think it's breaking news 21st century America is artistically bankrupt

by Anonymousreply 121August 30, 2023 2:48 PM

What’s wrong with your eyes R120 ?

by Anonymousreply 122August 30, 2023 3:41 PM

There are enough tourists who still want to see Chicago? Like the Asian tourists who kept Oh Calcutta running for years.

I guess like somebody said there is no more NY audience for Broadway musicals. You start out with the bridge and tunnel crowd and then hope for tourists farther afield. I wonder when the last ladies' theater party was sold.

by Anonymousreply 123August 30, 2023 10:46 PM

R123 - The Asian business men market kept Oh Calcutta running for years because they want to see my white pinga!

by Anonymousreply 124August 30, 2023 10:55 PM

I disagree with there are “thousands of talented people etc. etc.” Not so. In NYC, I’d say there are maybe about 700 Broadway level talents for one role or another and only about 80 who could carry a show (talent-wise) as the lead. I’ve been to hundreds of auditions. There isn’t as much talent out there as you think. On the subject, doesn’t Dylan have a BFA? Doesn’t mean she has Bway level talent but an audition shouldn’t be out of the question.

by Anonymousreply 125August 30, 2023 11:11 PM

Every Little Step, the documentary about the revival of ACL, proves the talent pool has been dwindling for years. Rachelle Rak's audition for Sheila was embarrassing then they ended up casting Deirdre Goodwin who was even more embarrassing. Charlotte and DL fave Natascia Diaz for the plum role of Cassie? That's it? And Bob Avian crying during that terrible Paul audition was a joke. So I would say Dylan has a shot at playing Blanche duBois if they want to.

by Anonymousreply 126August 30, 2023 11:35 PM

Why, r126? Is Bob Avian directing/casting?

What a weird post.

by Anonymousreply 127August 30, 2023 11:38 PM

Why, r126? Is Bob Avian directing/casting?

What a weird post.

by Anonymousreply 128August 30, 2023 11:38 PM

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