Donny Osmond Celebrates his 64th Birthday

The teenager I watched on tv in the 70s is long gone.

I used to scoff at the hairpiece rumours people posted on here in the past. Clearly, I was wrong.

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by Anonymousreply 29December 12, 2021 12:03 AM

His voice finally changed.

by Anonymousreply 1December 10, 2021 12:42 AM

I wonder if he can still turn into a popsicle

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by Anonymousreply 2December 10, 2021 12:46 AM

He looks like Count Dorkula in that outfit.

by Anonymousreply 3December 10, 2021 12:48 AM

He suffers Fat Head Syndrome. When you gain weight and lose hair. Also the eye job and fillers and curls feminize him. White men can't win in old age. That's why they invented trucker hats.

by Anonymousreply 6December 10, 2021 12:51 AM

He's been making my sweetcheeks quiver since I was a debutante.

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by Anonymousreply 9December 10, 2021 1:28 AM

Donny did wear an atrocious, foolish looking hair piece for years, but has apparently segued to a surgical transplant. Joel McHale went through the same transition. Actually, countless Hollywooders have. Personally, being seen in that plasticky, awkward, greasy, uncomfortable looking toupe is worth no amount of vanity. All I'd be thinking is "Everyone's looking at my hair, everyone's looking at my hair..."

by Anonymousreply 10December 10, 2021 1:46 AM

[quote]Donny did wear an atrocious, foolish looking hair piece for years, but has apparently segued to a surgical transplant.

No, Miss Mormon Thing is still wearing a silly $17 ratty Korean wighat.

by Anonymousreply 11December 10, 2021 1:52 AM

Why is a Mormon engaging in Xenu Princess Warrior cosplay?

I thought that was just for John Travolta types.

by Anonymousreply 12December 10, 2021 1:56 AM

There’s something going on with his mouth and/or teeth as well. 🦷 👄

by Anonymousreply 13December 10, 2021 2:31 AM

I remember being gobsmacked when Marie got divorced. I just didn’t think that was something a Mormon could do.

by Anonymousreply 14December 10, 2021 2:45 AM

Where am I going to find a pair of purple sequined compression socks?

by Anonymousreply 15December 10, 2021 2:53 AM

Donny was very determined and was the winner on Dancing With The Stars a number of years ago. I admire his motivation.

by Anonymousreply 17December 10, 2021 4:15 AM

[quote]He suffers Fat Head Syndrome. When you gain weight and lose hair.

But his body looks thin. Just his face is fat.

by Anonymousreply 18December 10, 2021 4:20 AM

His carbface is Shatneresque.

by Anonymousreply 19December 10, 2021 4:21 AM

Huh? Determination to win a reality competition show? What? Huh.

The Osmonds are decades before my time but gross. Mormons. Gross Mormons. Gross greedy Mormons. Gross old people denture entertainment. Mormons. Terrible singers. They are known to work hard because they are trained seals desperate for applause and magic entry into the celestial level of heaven. Ha.

Many of the DWTS pros are Mormons too. Not all are gross or insincere as Donnie and Maria.

Donnie won the show with that old whore who married the billionaire, I think?

I fucked two of the DWTS pro male dancers up the ASS. One for a few years. Off the coast of heaven.

by Anonymousreply 20December 10, 2021 4:26 AM

Jesus Christ, him and Marie and the goddamn plastic surgery,.

by Anonymousreply 21December 10, 2021 4:57 PM

He would look so much better if he dropped some weight, he's a good 50 pounds over weight.

by Anonymousreply 23December 10, 2021 6:18 PM

He looks like Liberace in his prime.

by Anonymousreply 24December 10, 2021 7:58 PM

From the 2004 A-List gossip site: “ Osmond, Donny. "Has had several liposuction procedures. Aggressive bottom guy. Likes them young, hung, and blond."

by Anonymousreply 25December 10, 2021 8:12 PM

Donny was a virgin when he got married at 20 years old.

by Anonymousreply 26December 10, 2021 8:12 PM

Donny is in Pantoland at the London Palladium, he hasn't found his inner Liberace.

It's a Pantomime themed variety show, with all of the usual risque jokes.

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by Anonymousreply 27December 10, 2021 8:13 PM

I can't stand him after he came out against gay marriage.

by Anonymousreply 29December 12, 2021 12:03 AM

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