Donald Trump Poops His Pants

According to Noel Casler, the former "Celebrity Apprentice" talent handler, Trump is incontinent from all the speed he's done over the years.

Trump's bowels are shot to hell.

From Noel Casler:

I turn 53 this month, I moved to NY in 1985 and have had to look at that bloated orange visage in print media and TV most of my life. He was obviously a clown in ‘80’s but fit in with faux-glitz yuppie media of the era. He was like ‘Crazy Eddie’s’ coked-out brother, PT Barnum in Pampers.

SPY Magazine used to hint at this in the late 1980s and 1990s--they always called him "Donald "Stinky" Trump.

Trump? Using speed!?! Fucking NEVER!!

I'd love to read that article.

Didn't Hitler give his Nazis coke and speed too?

Here's an archived version if you can't read it on the Rolling Stone site:

I don’t remember SPY calling him Stinky. It was always short-fingered vulgarian.