Don't talk about my body. It's not "helpful."

But he's celebrating his body with tattoos on his back!

THAT'S helpful.

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by Anonymousreply 37December 8, 2021 2:54 AM

The worst thing you can do to get people to stop talking about something is to ask them to stop talking about it.

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2021 2:36 PM

Also the fact that he's a gigantic douche turd doesn't help.....

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2021 2:38 PM

I get his point. The questions are kind of rude and all anyone can talk about. He is an oscar nominated ( I think?) actor and seems like a good dude. No one constantly asks former fatty Chris Pratt about being fat.

by Anonymousreply 4October 14, 2021 2:47 PM

[quote]No one constantly asks former fatty Chris Pratt about being fat

Chris Pratt doesn't blather on and on about it like this bore does

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2021 3:24 PM

I'm fine with sticking to his abysmal personality. Surprising he doesn't name drop Brad Pitt, or Martin Scorcese, or Leo in this recent post.

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by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2021 3:36 PM

He's like seeing a huge hairy booger on the urinal wall (a visual trigger that makes me want to vomit). Please make him go away.

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2021 3:37 PM

Actors only want you to talk about their body and appearance when you praise it.

He's made a fortune from the public off his out of shape doughboy body. It's fair game.

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2021 6:47 PM

[Quote]  and seems like a good dude.

No he doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 12October 15, 2021 1:39 PM

This breaks on the same day Robin Williams' daughter requested that fans stop sending her video impersonations of her father.

by Anonymousreply 13October 15, 2021 1:43 PM

But we can still discuss how rotund and heavy his sister is, right?

by Anonymousreply 14October 15, 2021 1:51 PM

Jonah is the new Matthew McConaughey.

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by Anonymousreply 15October 15, 2021 1:52 PM

I’m more worried about that sweater in OP pic

by Anonymousreply 16October 15, 2021 1:53 PM

Wait--Beanie Feldstein is Jonah Hill's SISTER????

REALLY???

by Anonymousreply 17October 15, 2021 2:02 PM

^ two very middling "talents" who have had little effect on the world.

by Anonymousreply 18October 15, 2021 2:03 PM

Jonah Hill actually thinks we want to be helpful????

by Anonymousreply 20October 15, 2021 2:24 PM

Do what you want with my body.

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by Anonymousreply 21October 15, 2021 2:50 PM

Don't talk about me, I don't want the attention! Hey guys, listen to me....I DO NOT want to be noticed or talked about.

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by Anonymousreply 22December 7, 2021 12:46 PM

He and his siblings are all hideous, fat slobs.

by Anonymousreply 23December 7, 2021 12:57 PM

R23, Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld, here I am!

by Anonymousreply 24December 7, 2021 2:10 PM

In r9 he is humourless and bad tempered but in an honest sort of way. It’s one thing to be in a comedy, another to give interviews about your farts and your masturbation habits. And Hadley Freeman oh so innocently asking why he doesn’t go by Feldstein? I wouldn’t want to have to preemptively defend myself from her coy charge of him being a self loathing Jew.

by Anonymousreply 25December 7, 2021 3:01 PM

He makes me want to barf. Just the sight of him.

by Anonymousreply 26December 7, 2021 3:10 PM

He’s going to have play Jerry Garcia?

by Anonymousreply 27December 7, 2021 3:58 PM

He is a great actor. His brother who died by all accounts and purposes was a total arsehole and I suspect he is too. Hopefully he has stopped the coke.

by Anonymousreply 28December 7, 2021 4:03 PM

#22, that woman looks like she just met him.

by Anonymousreply 29December 7, 2021 4:23 PM

Fatty fatty 2 by 4,

Can't get through the bathroom door!

by Anonymousreply 30December 7, 2021 5:21 PM

Is r15 supposed to be satire? Because i refuse to click on it, but who could write ‘Jonah Hill’ and ‘hot’ in the same paragraph?

by Anonymousreply 31December 7, 2021 5:38 PM

Certainly not to his career.

by Anonymousreply 32December 7, 2021 5:52 PM

^ When he was fat he had one.

by Anonymousreply 33December 7, 2021 5:52 PM

I have passed up several highly acclaimed movies because Jonah Hill was in them, and that link: ‘is Jonah Hill a douche?’ Confirmed all my suspicions.

by Anonymousreply 34December 7, 2021 6:13 PM

To be fair, if someone started asking me about masturbation and farting in an interview I'd probably bristle.

But Jonah Hill has always struck me as King of the Glum Pumpkins.

by Anonymousreply 35December 7, 2021 6:24 PM

What a baby. Cry cry cry and wipe away those tears with your money . Tubby

by Anonymousreply 36December 7, 2021 7:06 PM

Uhmmm, OK Jonah... I promise that wasn't a subject that ever came up in my mind or when I talked. Now please swim back into the ocean and on your way.

by Anonymousreply 37December 8, 2021 2:54 AM

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