Would you, DL? Why or why not?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 16, 2020 1:47 AM |
I like his body. It's just the sepia hue I can't get comfortable with.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 12, 2020 8:26 PM |
R1, that photo really isn't sepia-toned.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 12, 2020 8:28 PM |
I wouldn't touch him with a... thirty-nine and half foot pole.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 12, 2020 8:29 PM |
how old is he? he's got old man premature old man face (check out those crow's feet big time already) and old man beard going on...
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 12, 2020 8:29 PM |
R4, he's 35. He reminds me of an aged Confederate officer.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 12, 2020 8:30 PM |
No, because she looks like she should be wearing a bra and matching panties.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 12, 2020 8:30 PM |
Yes, I'd do it but because he is an "inoffensive" person not because I think he is good or positive.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 12, 2020 8:32 PM |
R5.... good one... he really does look like a aged withered confederate soldier! the wonders of make-up and lighting in a studio is all i can say..
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 12, 2020 8:33 PM |
[quote] No, because she looks like she should be wearing a bra and matching panties.
?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 12, 2020 8:36 PM |
Just panties. What else do you need?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 12, 2020 8:38 PM |
Yes I enjoy gristly blonds. Big meat?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 12, 2020 8:41 PM |
[quote] Ginch-like creature.
Baby, you're the ginchiest!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 12, 2020 8:44 PM |
😳😂 Omg R5 has blown my mind. Derek really does look like a Confederate soldier.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 12, 2020 8:44 PM |
Gosh, still unmarried at 35. He must be too busy with his fabulous career, or maybe he isn't the marrying kind.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 12, 2020 8:47 PM |
Derek is hanging out and seemingly quarantining with his former brother in law, Brooks Laich, who now looks like a mountain man. Brooks is exploring his sexuality. Messy...
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 12, 2020 8:48 PM |
Derek's much too busy out "tomcattin' around" with all the fine ladies to settle down, R16!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 12, 2020 8:49 PM |
OP, are you asking would I fuck him?
Absolutely. He's got a great body.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 12, 2020 8:52 PM |
[quote] Gosh, still unmarried at 35. He must be too busy with his fabulous career, or maybe he isn't the marrying kind
He's just not met the right girl yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 12, 2020 8:53 PM |
No, he's still cursed with that old-man face. You can't bench press your way out of a grandpa face.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 12, 2020 8:59 PM |
[quote] Derek is hanging out and seemingly quarantining with his former brother in law, Brooks Laich, who now looks like a mountain man. Brooks is exploring his sexuality. Messy...
I believe Brooks was quarantining in Idaho alone, separate from Julianne Hough who was quarantining in Los Angeles and hanging out with DL fave Ben Barnes. Brooks apparently returned to Los Angeles around the time his separation from Julianne was announced. He has indeed been hanging out with Derek but not quarantining with him as far as I know. Derek has been quarantining at his own house with his live-in girlfriend of the past year or so. Mark Ballas has also made appearances on Derek's Instagram stories recently.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 12, 2020 9:00 PM |
[quote] No, he's still cursed with that old-man face. You can't bench press your way out of a grandpa face.
Oh, it's not his face I'm after.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 12, 2020 9:01 PM |
[quote] It's just the sepia hue I can't get comfortable with.
What's sepia about that picture? This is sepia:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 12, 2020 9:02 PM |
Could he be umm...a confirmed bachelor?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 12, 2020 9:20 PM |
This is Derek's girlfriend, Hayley Erbert, also a dancer.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 12, 2020 9:48 PM |
I want to read the love letters that LtCol. Hough wrote her from the battlefields.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 12, 2020 10:57 PM |
[quote] I want to read the love letters that LtCol. Hough wrote her from the battlefields.
My dearest and most beloved Hayley,
While I lay here in the unforgiving mud of Tennessee, my thoughts travel in your direction and keep my hopes alive when I encounter your visage in dreams, asleep or awake. My thoughts are all I have and their succor the only sustenance of my remaining breath. While the precious little remaining leather of my aged boots is buried in water, dirt and the pestilence that is Malaria, my mind dances at the memories of our times at the cotillions of a youth that seems ages ago yet was only last summer. These are good thoughts, positive thoughts to use the crude and simple words of the Darkies' Sunday hymns. My countenance, turned green like that of a wretched monster from malnutrition, bad waters and exhaustion, is only alleviated by your memory kept like a faded rose in the now-torn daguerreotype you gave me before my departure to do honor to our Most Noble Cause. I continue...
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 12, 2020 11:18 PM |
To answer the OP’s question: yes. He’s not a great body.
But, I am now having a difficult time getting the image of him as a Confederate soldier out of my mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 12, 2020 11:45 PM |
If it's just a question of fucking him once: I could fuck just about anyone with a great body once, even if his face looked like a baboon's ass. For me, body trumps just about everything else in hooking up anonymously: it trumps face, dick, intelligence, kindness, and sense of humor.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 13, 2020 12:57 AM |
I would fuck him for hours.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 13, 2020 1:11 AM |
[quote] even if his face looked like a baboon's ass
Haha. I think the Grinch is the most common comparison on DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 13, 2020 1:24 AM |
Omg. 50% of you has not have sex since year 2000. 80% of you never had sex with someone with BMI less than 35. So this guy is fucking sexy.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 13, 2020 1:34 AM |
Can you spot the three differences in these Derek Hough pictures?
Might help if you can enlarge it but I can see them in this picture since I know where they are.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 13, 2020 1:53 AM |
He looks like a Guy Fawkes mask, but with blond hair:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 13, 2020 1:54 AM |
[QUOTE] Can you spot the three differences in these Derek Hough pictures?
The Jeep tail light, the right knee on his jeans and the white parking divider lines on the ground, R37.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 13, 2020 1:59 AM |
DING DING DING We have a winner. R39
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 13, 2020 2:00 AM |
He's okay, but those squinty eyes are off putting.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 13, 2020 2:03 AM |
Why would TMZ or anyone else make the effort to create a slightly different version of a pic of Derek Hough?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 13, 2020 2:03 AM |
[QUOTE] DING DING DING We have a winner. [R39]
When do I get that blowjob you promised the winner, R40?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 13, 2020 2:04 AM |
[quote] When do I get that blowjob you promised the winner, [R40]
I promised no such thing, see if Derek will give you one.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 13, 2020 2:08 AM |
The roast beast is a good protein builder.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 13, 2020 2:09 AM |
R40, you are neither good nor positive.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 13, 2020 2:09 AM |
[quote] Why would TMZ or anyone else make the effort to create a slightly different version of a pic of Derek Hough?
They did 94 different photos like that with stars, below is the link if you feel like playing more "can you find the three differences".
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 13, 2020 2:11 AM |
I'm surprised that he has such a butch car. Good for him.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 13, 2020 2:12 AM |
[quote] [R40], you are neither good nor positive.
Oh well, you can't please everyone, nor should you try to.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 13, 2020 2:12 AM |
[QUOTE] I'm surprised that he has such a butch car. Good for him.
He’s probably a top.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 13, 2020 2:18 AM |
[quote] Omg. 50% of you [bold]has[/bold] not have sex since year 2000.
Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 13, 2020 2:32 AM |
He is a top. Check the bulge.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 13, 2020 2:33 AM |
He’s so well tanned. How does he manage that?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 13, 2020 2:39 AM |
Where's the yellow skin troll when you need him,?
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 13, 2020 2:44 AM |
[quote] He’s so well tanned. How does he manage that?
If you Google "Derek Hough at the beach" there are literally hundreds of photos of him at the beach.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 13, 2020 2:46 AM |
[quote] Where's the yellow skin troll when you need him,?
?
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 13, 2020 2:49 AM |
Bulge has nothing to do with who's a top and who isn't.
r52 = Virgin from Another Planet
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 13, 2020 2:50 AM |
[quote] Bulge has nothing to do with who's a top and who isn't.
The pic at R52 seems like a fold in his trousers. It doesn't look like a "bulge" (not that I look for that sort of thing).
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 13, 2020 3:20 AM |
Haha. Ginch-like creature. Haha.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 13, 2020 2:53 PM |
Is he the one who was going to "explore his sexuality" or whatever the exact vague words were?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 13, 2020 10:15 PM |
R62 No, that was his sister's ex-husband.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 13, 2020 10:17 PM |
That photo made me salivate involuntarily.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 13, 2020 10:22 PM |
Closet case well past expiration date.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 13, 2020 11:05 PM |
I will do him. Again and again.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 14, 2020 3:31 AM |
Yes. Here for Lt. Col. Hough.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 14, 2020 3:36 AM |
The poll is almost tied, like the fine steed of a Comfederate colonel’s horse is to a hitching post.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 14, 2020 3:45 AM |
Seeing him shirtless creates precum.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 14, 2020 6:54 AM |
Does he look kind of chubby here?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 15, 2020 4:50 AM |
Can he fuck me doggy style and then quickly and quietly leave? That would be fine.
Just not the face.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 15, 2020 12:48 PM |
[quote] I will do him. Again and again.
In his ass off the coast of the Atlantic?
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 15, 2020 1:22 PM |
[quote] The pic at [R52] seems like a fold in his trousers.
Check your eyes. That is a definite penis bulge. Not much of one, but one it is.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 15, 2020 1:24 PM |
[quote]He is a top. Check the bulge.
What does one have to do with the other?
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 15, 2020 1:26 PM |
He's one of those guys that people drool over yet I find deeply unattractive. Might be the squinty eyes. And he's trying a bit too hard to "bro it up" with the backward cap and Jeep.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 15, 2020 3:04 PM |
[quote] He's one of those guys that people drool over yet I find deeply unattractive. Might be the squinty eyes.
His face is an acquired taste.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 18, 2020 5:26 PM |
[quote]Does he look kind of chubby here?
Very much so.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 18, 2020 5:31 PM |
He's nothing but a tall midget who dances for his supper. Fuck him.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 18, 2020 5:36 PM |
Well it's either your face or your body when you choose to have no body fat.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 18, 2020 5:40 PM |
I can see why people like him well enough, but I'm turned off for my own odd tastes. I have always found complexions such as his to appear unhealthy, even slightly jaundiced looking. I'm not particularly or overly fond of muscles on their own... especially when blokes are completely smooth. Pointy chins have always troubled me as well. Then, there are the "squint-puff" eyes. I also really appreciate nice feet, and his are very unattractive to me.
Funnily enough, it hadn't occured to me before that he had "old man face".... And I cannot "un-see" it now.
His brother-in-law, Brooks Laich on the other hand is off the charts sexy to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 18, 2020 5:53 PM |
[quote] I have always found complexions such as his
What sort of complexion is that?
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 18, 2020 5:58 PM |
R83 The colour looks unhealthily yellow to my eyes. His tan never appears healthy or typical. Perhaps he enhances it with spray tans, or self-tanner lotions, but it looks odd. I'm not the "Yellow-Skin" troll, yet I do notice this colour on others, it has an absence of red or brown colouring... it appears as jaundice does.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 18, 2020 6:47 PM |
[quote] I do notice this colour on others
Who are the others?
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 18, 2020 6:57 PM |
R85 Trust me, I'm not keeping a list or tally of them.... Many I've noticed at the beach, I spend much of the winter in the Caribbean, and they're almost always average looking white men. The colour is just extremely yellow. The only other celebrity I can offer up is Brad Pitt. It was more noticeable when he was tan constantly in his younger years.... he's not so perpetually tan anymore is he? He also looks better IMHO complexion-wise.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 18, 2020 7:18 PM |
R85 If I can think of another name you would know, I'll be sure to post it for you.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 18, 2020 7:25 PM |
R85 I have another "jaundiced suspect" for your consideration: Kristen Chenoweth.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 21, 2020 1:41 AM |
R89 My pleasure. Whether it is something unnatural they use to "enhance" their tan, or a combination of their own tone and that, don't you agree it appears yellow and unhealthy?
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 21, 2020 3:19 AM |
I would nurse on those nipples for days. I would have to close my eyes however as to avoid looking at that goblin face.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 21, 2020 3:25 AM |
r91, in the dark, all cats are black.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 21, 2020 3:27 AM |
[quote] to avoid looking at that goblin face.
Ginch-like creature. :)
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 21, 2020 3:33 AM |
[quote] don't you agree it appears yellow and unhealthy?
Very much so. Assuming you’re a Brit (based on your spelling), you probably don’t see that much on the sceptered isle?
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 21, 2020 3:36 AM |
R94 I split my time between the States and Grand Cayman; I see it often in both places. Fake tans, self-tanner lotion, or spray-tans are only popular back home with young chavs on television.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 21, 2020 3:42 AM |
Brief video of Derek.
It was his sister's Julianne's birthday.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 22, 2020 4:02 AM |
[quote] Godawful butterface.
Haha. Ginch-like creature.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 22, 2020 4:21 AM |
Vids exercising shirtless.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 23, 2020 12:16 AM |
Shirtless.
[quote] I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 16, 2020 1:41 AM |
What happened to Mark Ballas, his fuck buddy?
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 16, 2020 1:46 AM |
R105, they're still friends. Mark appears on Derek's Instagram stories often.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 16, 2020 1:47 AM |
