New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady sunbathes nude in Positano, Italy!!!
Why couldn't I have lived to see this??!!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 13, 2018 10:27 PM |
OP = Worse than Hitler and the Detroit Lions
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 28, 2016 6:11 AM |
I saw it buried in another thread started by some disrespectful cunt. This definitely deserved its own thread
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 28, 2016 6:20 AM |
I'd lick his hole until it was raw. Damn.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 28, 2016 6:22 AM |
R4, is he a major pussy hound too?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 28, 2016 6:28 AM |
R4 is right.
Brady has said he is good friends with Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 28, 2016 6:40 AM |
I hope he's a grower because that thang is tiny
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 28, 2016 6:43 AM |
It's very difficult to make out his cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 28, 2016 6:49 AM |
r8, click on the photo to get the bigger picture and you can see his little cock is sideways
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 28, 2016 7:00 AM |
I'll give him a pass on the Trump thing. He's beautiful not brilliant.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 28, 2016 7:08 AM |
He must be embarrassed in the locker room with all those well endowed brothas
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 28, 2016 7:12 AM |
Fuck this cheater cunt. Good to know he is hung like a gnat.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 28, 2016 7:13 AM |
Well, I guess he can't have everything.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 28, 2016 7:16 AM |
Grower. Much kinkier than his reputation would indicate. Shoots spoo as high as the Bellagio fountains, and just as often. Bi but would never describe himself as such.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 28, 2016 7:22 AM |
It's hard to tell how big it really is. I'm going to imagine its HUGE.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 28, 2016 7:36 AM |
With all that money he can afford to fatten it up
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 28, 2016 8:06 AM |
The Guardian labels it: The Boho-Drain: Bohemians Say Goodbye San Francisco, Hello LA. Is this a thing? The article talks about San Francisco becoming just too expensive and given its very confined borders, there's no place to relocate within the city limits.
I hear Echo Park, Long Beach and San Pedro are the areas of choice for the hipster set. Echo Park for years was gang ridden and violent (although not the "murder" type of violence). Hard to believe its now becoming boho chic.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 28, 2016 8:20 AM |
that doesn't look delicious at all
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 28, 2016 12:24 PM |
I give him some points for vacationing on the Amalfi Coast post-peak season and sunbathing nude.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 28, 2016 1:14 PM |
Trump Supporter = No Thanks
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 28, 2016 2:10 PM |
It's a tiny Vienna Sausage
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 28, 2016 2:13 PM |
I don't get why he put a towel on his ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 28, 2016 2:17 PM |
What is the point of sunbathing in the nude, with a towel covering more than a swimsuit -- unless it's all for the paps you KNOW are out there?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 28, 2016 2:40 PM |
Italy is very anti nudity. I know it's ironic.
Men wear bathrobes in locker rooms.
Very prudish about things like sunbathing nude on a beach.
Wrong wrong wrong.
I'm very surprised one can do it in Positano.
What they are very exhibitionist about is heterosexual pdas.
Nothing exists like this in the US.
Hanging on to each other for dear life and sucking face like they were oxygen tanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 28, 2016 3:16 PM |
[quote]Very prudish about things like sunbathing nude on a beach.
Really? They wear speedo and tiny bikinis so no they're not as prudish as folks in the US
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 28, 2016 3:21 PM |
Huge huge jump from speedos to nude.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 28, 2016 3:25 PM |
Still betting he has a nice anus
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 28, 2016 3:28 PM |
R36 Didn't they just passed a law decriminalizing masturbation in public?
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 28, 2016 3:29 PM |
that is such an invasion of privacy, the photographer should be arrested and those who post it fined.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 28, 2016 3:56 PM |
For the sake of the NE Patriots' reputation, I have to believe he must be a grower. Lol!
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 28, 2016 4:28 PM |
For the sake of consistency, his penis is deflated, too.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 28, 2016 4:47 PM |
Let the guy vacation without some paparazzi photographer invading every private moment. He's not Luke Evans seeking to be trailed; he's an aging football player on vacation.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 28, 2016 5:02 PM |
R44 Oh, boo-hoo. He is super-rich and super-famous. Paparazzi go with the territory.
I've been to Positano. I wasn't naked in public. And I didn't even know there was a 100% chance of someone taking my picture, as he does.
Celebrities don't do this without it being a PR stunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 28, 2016 5:12 PM |
R44 he's married to the highest paid model in the world. I don't think the paparazzi were there just for him
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 28, 2016 5:15 PM |
I was so unimpressed, I started looking at Rob Gronkowski's pictures. Now THERE is a MAN!!
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 28, 2016 5:16 PM |
I'm used to the larger Brazilian penises, but what are you gonna do?
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 28, 2016 7:04 PM |
Yeah Gisele...the penises of other horses at the farm where you were born 🐴🐴🐴🐴
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 28, 2016 8:25 PM |
R17 I believe you. There was a story a while back that Tom has had MMF threesomes with his superfan Ben Affleck and the boys pay more attention to each other than the gash.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 28, 2016 9:00 PM |
It is not small. Tom was known to pull it out when drunk in his single days to show it to the ladies. It is big.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 28, 2016 9:09 PM |
My nude pictures were more impressive.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 28, 2016 10:02 PM |
R53: Yes, but you're not.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 28, 2016 10:07 PM |
His diehard fans, and they are legion, would never believe he is less than 8 inches.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 28, 2016 10:14 PM |
The site is missing this pic:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 28, 2016 10:15 PM |
R56 They must have omitted that one because you can actually see hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 28, 2016 10:25 PM |
R56 is that the tip of his dick you can see peeking out from behind his right foot?
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 28, 2016 10:38 PM |
Nice ass, glad to see a celeb that's not tatted up
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 29, 2016 2:18 AM |
Now Ben and Matt are fighting over Tim's attention.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 1, 2016 10:04 AM |
It's so tiny one can barely even see it!
Does this take the 'title' away from tinymeat Brad Pitt?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 1, 2016 10:26 AM |
Wow! I can almost hardly not see anything!
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 1, 2016 7:02 PM |
Interesting article on why Tom needs to denounce his endorsement of Trump.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 13, 2016 12:05 PM |
Tom tortures us with his talented tongue.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 22, 2016 11:21 PM |
One of the few bright spots of 2016.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 31, 2016 2:42 AM |
Brady's ass has nothing on mine.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 31, 2016 2:51 AM |
Brady has a rather flat ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 31, 2016 3:09 AM |
The ass is lovely and the hole tight and tasty.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 31, 2016 3:19 AM |
With Tom poised to win his fifth Super Bowl victory with the New England Patriots, it's time to appreciate this hot fucker once again.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 5, 2017 4:29 AM |
Tom was robbed of the MVP this year.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 5, 2017 5:35 AM |
He's beautiful, a world class athlete, rich beyond reason, married to a supermodel and sexy as fuck! He's the envy of most every str8 man alive. I'm actually glad he has an average to small cock. No one deserves to have it all! But with that said...I'd fuck him in a second! Yum!
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 5, 2017 5:55 AM |
[quote]Tom was robbed of the MVP this year.
I'd be happy to console him with a prolonged session of rimming, but I guess Gisele has that covered. .
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 5, 2017 6:24 AM |
r74, see r17.
You might have a shot, so to speak.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 5, 2017 7:26 AM |
Both of Tom's stolen Super Bowl jerseys were found in Mexico.
I wonder if they still smell heavenly.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 21, 2017 4:21 AM |
Tom makes biscuits. I'd butter his buns...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 27, 2017 8:00 AM |
Tom and Giselle only eat kale and seaweed. I doubt either one remembers what a biscuit tastes like.
But then again, he's going strong at 40, so good on him.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 27, 2017 9:44 AM |
Is that micromeat on Tom!?!? : (
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 27, 2017 10:14 AM |
His ass looks huge. Hmmm.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 27, 2017 2:23 PM |
OP, I think Aunt Raffy really is dead. She hasn't been on Giada's show since the earthquake.
(Unfortunately on her Super Bowl special she had on her "good friend" homophobic asshole Jeff Schroeder. Fuck Giada.)
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 5, 2018 1:08 AM |
[quote]There’s a blizzard today in Boston, and it’s probably from the cold day in hell drifting upwards. Cold day in hell? It must be, since Our Lord Tom Man Uggs Hold The Strawberries Brady broke his diet on TV with Stephen Colbert last night. Tom managed to toss back a strawberry AND a pint of beer. Hoo, boy. You know Gisele Bundchen made him take down a belt when he got home so she could whoop his ass.
Sounds hot!
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 13, 2018 9:33 PM |
R23 With all that money he can afford to fatten it up
You are right, though his wife has much more money them he has.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 13, 2018 9:42 PM |
