Dear Andy Cohen, why can't you get your wonky eyes fixed?

All that money, but you blow them on blows and Whores instead.

by Anonymousreply 9January 1, 2020 2:29 PM

He’s likely gotten his wonky eyes fixed a few times.

The problem is, even with surgery, the newly straightened eyes often drift back to wonky

by Anonymousreply 1January 1, 2020 2:56 AM

OP, kill yourself, miserable bitch.

by Anonymousreply 2January 1, 2020 2:56 AM

Hi Andy R2! That was fast 11 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 3January 1, 2020 3:07 AM

OP - cookie clearing miserable cunt troll. grown up bully. jealous of Andy Cohen, of all people. Yeah, that will get Andy. Pick on his wonky eye.

by Anonymousreply 4January 1, 2020 3:12 AM

Is Kelly Ripa on this thread?! Yikes -- someone is protective!

Actually, though, that wonk is the only thing giving him even a semblance of character, so he should keep it.

by Anonymousreply 5January 1, 2020 3:16 AM

A friend called it, "one eye on the pot and the other up the chimney."

by Anonymousreply 6January 1, 2020 3:23 AM

R4, the poor dear, it appears the meth/cocaine/molly has gotten to Andy's STD addled mind.

by Anonymousreply 7January 1, 2020 3:27 AM

I soured on Andy when he treated Kathy Griffin like a second-class citizen on Bravo, even though she was earning them multiple Emmy wins and nominations. Meanwhile he fawned over the housewives.

I'm not a Kathy stan -- I think her best comedic days are behind her and she's desperate for attention -- but she still deserved better treatment by Andy and Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 8January 1, 2020 3:27 AM

I’ll admit, Andy Cohen did look pretty sexy on the NYE show last night

by Anonymousreply 9January 1, 2020 2:29 PM

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