Cruz Beckham turns 18 today!

Why does that cunt of a mother always try to portray herself as her children's best friend?

by Anonymousreply 1February 20, 2023 10:22 AM

Is he? Who is his boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 2February 20, 2023 10:23 AM

Tonight, on Austin Wolf's OF!

by Anonymousreply 7February 20, 2023 11:15 AM

Romeo is the footballer and the model of the family. He inherited Vicky’s pretty face and David’s touch on the ball. He also seems like he might be the homosexual one of the three lads (if one of them is).

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by Anonymousreply 8February 20, 2023 11:21 AM

Inter Miami II and Brentford's B team at 20 doesn't exactly scream football prodigy, r8.

by Anonymousreply 9February 20, 2023 11:28 AM

If anyone is gay it's deffo Cruz. Wasn't he the one who acted up at a football match or something when little and he came across as a little gay boy?

by Anonymousreply 11February 20, 2023 11:33 AM

Cruz follows Noah Schnapp, Lil Nas X and Shawn Mendes. Enough said.

by Anonymousreply 12February 20, 2023 11:34 AM

R9 I never said he was any good mind, just that stylewise he plays a bit like his Da (obviously). He’s too old and lacks the motivation as well as the canny timing to ever replicate David’s success, but he might have a half-decent quiet modest little career if he wants.

But more generally the Bees are doing bits in the Prem tbf. Really not a bad XI to make it onto (if Romeo can, and it’s not looking likely)

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by Anonymousreply 13February 20, 2023 11:41 AM

Romeo did not “inherit” David’s soccer talent. He’s not even David’s.

by Anonymousreply 14February 20, 2023 12:17 PM

R14 there’s countless photos of David teaching the lads & Harper football when they were all young kids. I’m sure at least a few topflight skills & tricks were imparted in those formative years.

by Anonymousreply 15February 20, 2023 12:27 PM

[quote]Is he the gay one?

Nobody cares.

by Anonymousreply 16February 20, 2023 12:28 PM

Both Romeo and Cruz have bi energy.

by Anonymousreply 17February 20, 2023 12:32 PM

Lots of gays WISH Romeo was one of us but I doubt he is

by Anonymousreply 18February 20, 2023 12:33 PM

[quote]Nobody cares.

[quote]—The entire planet

How pretentious to think you speak for the entire planet.

by Anonymousreply 19February 20, 2023 12:40 PM

I’d venture to say he beats off 8 times a day.

by Anonymousreply 21February 20, 2023 12:53 PM

Cruz = Spanish/Portuguese for cross.

by Anonymousreply 24February 20, 2023 1:44 PM

If they lived in a trailer park, you all would avoid their thug-looking asses at the 7/11. They look in-bred and have ruddy complexions.

by Anonymousreply 25February 20, 2023 2:07 PM

Not sure if he's the gay one. But he's definitely the homely one.

by Anonymousreply 26February 20, 2023 2:09 PM

R24 no dON't

fuck the Rags obviously but. tbf no-one could ping it like him c. the Millennium. and only TAA is doing it like him now

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by Anonymousreply 27February 20, 2023 2:10 PM

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by Anonymousreply 29February 20, 2023 9:17 PM

Victoria is a good mom for making sure her boys have clean and sleek penises.

by Anonymousreply 30February 20, 2023 9:20 PM

I assume R30 is referring to the rumor that the Beckham sons are circumcised due to David Beckham's Jewish heritage. (David himself is rumored to be cut).

by Anonymousreply 33February 23, 2023 8:15 AM

[quote]David himself is rumored to be cut

Pictures?

by Anonymousreply 34February 23, 2023 5:34 PM

R34, several years back, David Beckham’s former personal assistant, Rebecca Loos, claimed she had an affair with him and implied that he is circumcised:

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by Anonymousreply 35February 24, 2023 7:50 AM

Under the right circumstances everyone is gay honey.

by Anonymousreply 36February 24, 2023 7:54 AM

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