aww
surely DL will congratulate him
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 20, 2022 9:32 AM |
He’s not a virgin anymore. When will Tim Tebow lose his?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 22, 2022 11:56 PM |
Maybe he's saving himself for marriage, R2.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 23, 2022 12:03 AM |
Now this is gonna be one hell of a supersonic train wreck!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 23, 2022 12:20 AM |
Damn that was fast!
Colton: “I’m gay and I do!”
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 23, 2022 12:24 AM |
He is marrying the first big cock he ever got. Typical coming out. The first time you have sex, you fall in love.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 23, 2022 12:26 AM |
His fiancé looks kinda old and not that good looking which makes me think I could have had a chance with Colton!!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 23, 2022 12:28 AM |
Congrats!... It will end in tears
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 23, 2022 12:31 AM |
R7, we all had a chance with Colty! Now his dreams are dead.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 23, 2022 12:33 AM |
I don’t understand - Paul Rusconi was Jordan C Brown’s sugar daddy - and Colton’s no pappi, more puppy, so how’s it going to work? Lesbian bed-death?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 23, 2022 12:45 AM |
I give it a week…. A mini-series at most…
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 23, 2022 12:48 AM |
It’s that Mid-Western upbringing.
“Well, if you’re going to make the choice to be gay, you’d better not shack up! Get married!”.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 23, 2022 12:52 AM |
Well, he lived in my parent’s hometown. I’m sure I could’ve found him on Grindr or Scruff. I’m in my 40s and all I attract are 24-28 year olds with daddy issues. It would’ve been a piece of cake!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 23, 2022 12:57 AM |
he said a couple weeks ago on Andy Cohen's show that he likes daddies.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 23, 2022 1:05 AM |
I could’ve had a psycho, rich sugar baby!! DAMN!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 23, 2022 1:10 AM |
I'm happy for Colton, but still think it's a little fast. You marry the first man you date without seeing what else is out there?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 23, 2022 1:11 AM |
Is this for his reality show deal?
Why didn't he force them to hire a better looking husband for him?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 23, 2022 1:11 AM |
That houndstooth dinner jacket is ghastly.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 23, 2022 1:19 AM |
NETFLIX: if you’re listening and decide to recast the fiancé, I’m DnvrSci-FiBear on all the apps. Let’s get lunch and talk residuals.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 23, 2022 1:21 AM |
Will Colton stalk this daddy like he stalked the bachelorette??
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 23, 2022 2:04 AM |
@r1, "Congrashulations honeys!
—LIzscha"
Oh, LIzscha, that's so kind of you considering you wanted yet another Gay husband for yourself
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 23, 2022 2:08 AM |
Hasn't this guy had his 15 minutes? I mean, really, who the fuck is he?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 23, 2022 2:26 AM |
[quote] Paul Rusconi was Jordan C Brown’s sugar daddy
Rusconi's very hot, a talented artist, and has 2 beautiful biological daughters by a surrogate. He may be a daddy, but it's "Jordy" who's the legendary top. Impossibly thick and reportedly really knows how to use it. Colton is probably dickmatized.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 27, 2022 9:46 AM |
Completely forgot about colton
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 21, 2022 11:00 PM |
His new chin is a bit too prominent
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 21, 2022 11:04 PM |
these pictures don't look staged at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 21, 2022 11:06 PM |
His intended looks like a white Tyler Perry.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 21, 2022 11:07 PM |
Op's pic is at restaurant LA RESERVE in Nice. I always go when in Nice
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 21, 2022 11:10 PM |
He married Jm J. Bullock?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 21, 2022 11:11 PM |
It's surely some kind of arrangement? That guy looks old enough to be his Dad and isn't even the hot kind of daddy.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 21, 2022 11:11 PM |
[QUOTE] That houndstooth dinner jacket is ghastly.
Truly. I hope he burned it afterward.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 21, 2022 11:13 PM |
R10, I find it difficult to believe that a handsome, artistically inclined and rich man like Paul Rusconi would ever waste money on a man who looks like a melting ventriloquist's dummy. Either Jordan C Brown is a beast in bed or he is using black magic of some sort, because he is not attractive at all.
As for Colton, he is plastic from head to toe: very handsome indeed, but ultimately sterile, bland and featureless. As someone mentioned recently to me "he has the nondescript good looks of a part time catalogue model".
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 21, 2022 11:13 PM |
"The Bachelor alum, 30, amped up the PDA as he cozied up to his husband-to-be, 38..."
38? Gurl.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 21, 2022 11:13 PM |
R34 Yeah 38 plus at least another 10.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 21, 2022 11:17 PM |
Where are they registered?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 21, 2022 11:17 PM |
His husband looks like a better looking Perez Hilton.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 21, 2022 11:34 PM |
What does this man even do? Why is he famous?
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 22, 2022 12:18 AM |
here R39, this is his claim to fame
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 22, 2022 12:20 AM |
Wait, he's married already? But it was only last year that I watched a couple of minutes of that doc where he tells Gus Kenworthy he might be into a daddy-type of a guy. Well, daddy got money and I'm sure he lets him play around. Good for him, he's settled for life now.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 22, 2022 12:32 AM |
THAT'S the best he could do?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 22, 2022 12:42 AM |
Wait. That isn’t Perez Hilton?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 22, 2022 12:53 AM |
Piling on the Perez Hilton thing… Had to do a double take.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 22, 2022 1:12 AM |
R23 oh my sides! Brown is a bottom from space.
Lesbians.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 22, 2022 9:52 AM |
It’s interesting the lengths some people will go through for a dollar.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 22, 2022 10:02 AM |
Surely there's a TV show in the works to cover the engagement and marriage.
Gus Kenworthy will be either Colton's best man or the officiant at the wedding.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 22, 2022 11:16 AM |
R39 He was on The Bachelor (a dating show where a guy goes on dates with women) and then revealed he was gay.
While neither should generate much interest, you know the world we live in.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 22, 2022 11:18 AM |
R39, he was also associated with various teams in the NFL. Looks like several teams tried him.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 22, 2022 11:27 AM |
[quote] Gus Kenworthy will be either Colton's best man or the officiant at the wedding
This loser ? no way . Gus is so 2021. We've already asked Jacob E.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 22, 2022 11:33 AM |
R37 so lipstick on a pig?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 22, 2022 11:42 AM |
When did Perez Hilton grow a beard and why is that guy marrying him?
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 22, 2022 12:13 PM |
Colton’s marrying an ugly Perez Hilton impersonator because he’s broke and has bills to pay.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 22, 2022 12:15 PM |
Will Beanie sing “Don’t Rain on my Parade” at their wedding?
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 22, 2022 1:01 PM |
R55 but he could land almost any gay top so why settle for Perez Hilton?
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 22, 2022 1:44 PM |
That top is rich and hung he could find a much better bottom than plastic bloated freak Colton.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 22, 2022 1:54 PM |
R57 It seems like Colton wants a long term relationship. I agree he could find a much hotter top his age, but I don't think many of them would want a long term relationship with him.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 22, 2022 4:37 PM |
Okay but what's Colton's OnlyFans?
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 22, 2022 6:26 PM |
I don't know why he's famous and why he thinks he's so brave and awesome for coming out. People come out every fucking day under worse circumstances. That was so obnoxious. And he's a victim despite going on The Bachelor and stalking a woman out of fear of being outed ..Well it worked for him because people are talking about him and his no talent ass. Hope he's happy
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 22, 2022 6:52 PM |
Maybe they love one another
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 22, 2022 6:58 PM |
[quote] Looks like several teams tried him.
Not mention several of his teammates.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 22, 2022 8:16 PM |
Colton Underwood recently showed off on his Instagram stories a pair of socks that he was wearing that said "Trophy Husband".
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 16, 2022 6:36 AM |
I know I have more substance than this. Most of you agree about this for yourself. This is for show unless proven otherwise.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 16, 2022 8:17 AM |
He looks good, did he stop drinking, less bloated and pufffy?
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 16, 2022 9:42 AM |
Why do gays do that weird smile; show gums, but that too much!
Dats da suck job!
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 16, 2022 10:01 AM |
His 15 minutes ended right on time.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 16, 2022 10:18 AM |
Don't know who these two fruits are, but the one on the right looks like Perez Hilton.
Is it Perez Hilton?
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 16, 2022 10:19 AM |
omg I love "fruits". That's so much better than queers.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 16, 2022 10:21 AM |
Our day of love. Our night of debauchery.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 16, 2022 10:26 AM |
R24's photo of the fruit on the left with his head thrown back as he laughs.
This is why they hate us.
Hell, this is why I hate us!
Fruits, fruits everywhere and not a man in sight.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 16, 2022 10:28 AM |
All of us can only dream of such happiness and such perfection. He really IS the dream. He is the ideal. This is what gay life should be. Do I see a rainbow ? do I hear birds tweeting happily in the evergreen forest of love ? This is making me feel like dancing, singing, I'm going to give my lunch to a homeless today. I'm going to write my grandmother a poem. I'm going to sharpy " you're precious" onto a banana and send it to a prostitute. Love IS a many splendored thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 16, 2022 10:47 AM |
Maybe they should just transition, R76?
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 16, 2022 11:03 AM |
I'm so excited !!!!! when can I buy the merch ????
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 16, 2022 11:05 AM |
They both look like they were drawn by a caricaturist at a theme park.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 16, 2022 11:11 AM |
Will Ken be the flower girl?
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 16, 2022 11:34 AM |
I would be happy for him if he wasn't a narcissistic asshole. I don't care he grew up in a fundie home or played football. Going on The Bachelor, pretending to be straight and stalking one of the female contestants was creepy. Then his coming out seemed to just about saving face. He's an opportunist who will do anything for attention. Just the other Colto
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 16, 2022 12:04 PM |
I always think Clayton Underwood is a sexy
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 16, 2022 10:45 PM |
I’m a sucker for the cornball novelty spinning tie routine too.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 17, 2022 12:09 AM |
I do wish him happiness. Running from those hags on "The Bachelor" for a global audience is more than enough torment for a lifetime. I hope he doesn't try to commercialize this engagement/wedding thing. I hope he has a quiet, peaceful, fulfilling life.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 17, 2022 1:16 AM |
[quote] I would be happy for him if he wasn't a narcissistic asshole. I don't care he grew up in a fundie home or played football. Going on The Bachelor, pretending to be straight and stalking one of the female contestants was creepy. Then his coming out seemed to just about saving face.
OK, but just think of all the young men who kill themselves rather than come out. What Colton did was untoward but certainly less extreme than suicide. Try not to hate him too much.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 17, 2022 1:25 AM |
That is a homely ass queen, Colton!
Also, who is this guy? Is he really that rich? His LinkedIn page has a whiff of phony to it, but I could be wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 17, 2022 1:57 AM |
Colton wants to walk down the aisle to “Money” from the “Cabernet” soundtrack.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 17, 2022 11:29 AM |
Does Mr. Underwood have a career? I’m not sure what his contribution will be to this relationship. Will he be a house husband?
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 17, 2022 1:05 PM |
I'm sure they fuck girls together and separately.
No way are those two "gay."
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 17, 2022 1:08 PM |
I think Claton got scared from all those wonky bitches chasing him. Demi and Tia come to mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 17, 2022 1:29 PM |
He once played the emcee in a college production of Cabernet
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 17, 2022 7:22 PM |
When he was in high school, he drove his cousin's used Volkswagen Cabernet.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 17, 2022 7:34 PM |
He stores his drinking glasses right-side up in the Cabernet.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 20, 2022 9:32 AM |
