Did you go pee-pee in my Coke too, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 5, 2016 10:07 PM |
Chino, chino, japones, come caca y no me des!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 6, 2016 12:56 AM |
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 6, 2016 2:19 AM |
One two three four five six seven eight! Schlemiel, schlemazzel hassenpfeffer incorporated!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 6, 2016 10:24 AM |
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread
He wrapped it up in a five pound note and this is what he said, said, said
My name is Elvis Presley
Girlfriend's Leslie
Shagging in the backseat
Drinking Pepsi
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 6, 2016 10:35 AM |
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread
He asked me what my name was and this is what I said, said, said
My name is Choo Choo Charlie
I know karate
Punch you in the body
Oops, I’m sorry
Don't tell my mommy
Don’t wanna miss ya
Don’t wanna kiss ya
Chinese
Fish finger
Indian
Freeze
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 6, 2016 10:41 AM |
Goddamn motherfucking sonofabitch!
Mama's in the kitchen cooking red hot shit!
My Daddy's in hell,
My Brother's in jail,
Sister's on the corner yelling "Pussy for sale"
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 6, 2016 8:43 PM |
When I was young and had no sense,
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It stung my dick and shocked my balls,
And made me shit in my overalls!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 6, 2016 8:48 PM |
[quote] Did you go pee-pee in my Coke too, OP?
Yeah, and I shit in your Pepsi, too. What are you, 8?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 6, 2016 8:53 PM |
Chink a chink a China, sitting on a fence
Tryin' to make a dollar out of fifteen cents
He missed, he missed, he missed like this.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 29, 2018 5:50 PM |
Momma mia, Papa pia, sister has the diarrhea, i got the Gonorrhea!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 29, 2018 6:08 PM |
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like gas-o-line
Comet, it makes you vomit
So buy some Comet and vomit TODAAAAAAY!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 29, 2018 6:13 PM |
The Addams Family started
When Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
THE ADDAMS FAM-I-LY! *snap-snap!*
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 29, 2018 6:44 PM |
My name is Meisha as you can see
CHECK IT OUT
I let your man take advantage of me
CHECK IT OUT
He did it once, so why not twice?
CHECK IT OUT
You know my stuff was right
CHECK IT OUT
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 17, 2018 11:42 PM |
The slant eyed ones are the best
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 17, 2018 11:44 PM |
Missss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to heaven And the steamboat went to Hellllllo Operator! Give me number Nine And if you disconnect me I’ll kick in your Behind the fridgeratior There is a piece of glass And if you do not step on it I’ll shove it up your Ask me no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their Flies are in the honey Bees are in the park Boys and girls are kissing in the D - A - R - K dark!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 18, 2018 12:14 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 18, 2018 1:19 AM |
