Chasten Buttigieg reveals he's gained 20 lbs during the pandemic

More from the very mentally healthy R269:

"Honey. I did not work but I did tweet some today. How was your day" = Pete listening to his unemployed manwife and wondering how to break the news to Chasten that he is going to trade up for a better husband...

The BUTTIGIEG MARRIAGE = Pete. Transportation Secretary.....Chasten. Jobless Starbucks Patron.

Pete looks like the guy who is going to send his LAWYERS to the apartment one day to "explain" to Chasten the marriage is over and he needs to start packing. Chasten is jobless and thinks he can just live the trophy twink life without being a trophy OR a twink. The end is nigh on this marriage..

Chasten 2021 = I am a jobless Trophy Twink. Life is wonderful in D.C. ...........Chasten 2022 = "How much is the deposit on your studio apartments?. Do you allow dogs? How far is the closest Dairy Queen?"

R92 = Exactly. Pete is handling this whole thing the right way to come out of this the Good Guy. When they announce their split Petes side will leak the "Chasten wouldn't work" info. Pete knows he can go to Hollywood and get primo dick and doesn't need Chasten anymore. Chastens book was a dud--you can buy it for 2 bucks on Amazon....

Chasten is going to lose about 185 pounds when Pete kicks him out.

R99 = Nailed it. Once Pete and Chasten split, Pete will be automatically be the "most eligible gay bachelor".. Pete can generate headlines by just going on a date--he sure won't need basic Chasten for anything.

Uh Oh.....(LINK)----Just a few months ago Pete spent weeks away from Chasten already (because of Covid exposure---which makes no sense since he would have had the vaccine since then)---and during that time Chasten was sending "miss you" messages of desperation on Social Media. Why not CALL your husband if you miss him?...I bet Pete was having REAL fun without Chasten around.

"I went to work today" = Pete......"I did NOT work today but I laid around the house and tweeted about how fat I am now" = Chasten......oh my.....Even Iyanla couldn't save this marriage.

FACT = Colton Underwood has a better chance of being married to Pete in 3 years than Chasten does.

This marriage is over. The only question is the expiration date. Look at these two. They look boring and you know their sex life matches it.

"I hope my boring plain JOBLESS husband gains more weight" = Said by No Gay Husband EVER....

R173 = Another sign it is over = Pete is not going to raise a kid with an EX husband. He knows Chasten is not the one and sure ain't stupid enough to spend the next 18 years working HIS schedule around Chastens. It is over with these two. It's all right in front of us...Over 3 YEARS ago Pete said he wanted kids. Now he probably wants them with his next husband.

R183 = The mini-series will be much better after Chasten gets dumped and Pete becomes the first official Gay Bachelor on ABC this fall....

R186 = Jobless Chasten is probably waiting for Inside Edition to throw him a few bucks to share his story.

Dear Chasten = we know you are here = You know what helps with weight loss?.....A FUCKING JOB!!!.......Chasten playing Jobless Trophy Husband---with his looks---cannot possibly be going over well with Pete, who probably walks by Primo Hot Cock everyday at the Transportation Department...

R245 = "cloak of anonymity"?......I think not...For your information my name is Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter and I own 51% of this website. I could care less who knows it!!

R258 = Chasten posting because Pete is "working late"....AGAIN....Jobless Balding Chubby Chasten has a future ticket to Splitsville. Too Lazy to work. Too Lazy to work out....Pete has a plan for that and I bet Petes NEXT husband will be hot and in shape.

Chasten is like Ivana or Joan....Once the political husband dumps them nobody cares...Chasten is a JOBLESS guy from a hillbilly state. And since he won't work I am betting Hikksville is where he will be shipped back to when Pete sends him packing....

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