John Renner owns this thread.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 5, 2020 5:00 AM |
OP, your post only has a dozen words, and STILL you fucked it up.
You couldn't type JEREMY Renner correctly?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 25, 2019 1:52 AM |
And what if he does? It's not like he can do anything about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 25, 2019 1:54 AM |
His dick is online. Ain't small. Certainly not big, but not small.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 25, 2019 1:54 AM |
Sorry my thread is a HOT MESS.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 25, 2019 3:17 AM |
R3 can you post his jewels?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 25, 2019 3:29 AM |
Armie Hammer. It’s why he didn’t show dick in CMBYN—he couldn’t measure up to Timmy.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 25, 2019 3:32 AM |
Didn't we just do this thread..?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 25, 2019 3:39 AM |
[quote]Armie Hammer. It’s why he didn’t show dick in CMBYN—he couldn’t measure up to Timmy.
Comment from a 2011 Deadline post about Armie being cast in MIRROR, MIRROR
Great for Armie. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Plus I took a glance at his piece in the john when be came in for a meeting. Working with 32 oz bottle of pepsi max down there.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 25, 2019 3:40 AM |
R11 Oh please, Armie probably paid him to say that.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 25, 2019 3:42 AM |
If Armie was hung like a horse he would have been happy to show it in CMBYN. The script originally had nudity and the actors didn't want to do it. We all know this story.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 25, 2019 3:45 AM |
Is John Renner Jeremy's evil twin who pretends to be Jeremy when he sends dick pics and fires guns at his wife?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 25, 2019 4:00 AM |
R16, Brad Pitt looks average in the 1995 paparazzi nude pics:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 25, 2019 4:19 AM |
R11 that’s what I figured, he’s a 6’5” white half Jewish guy, chances are he’s hung.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 25, 2019 4:20 AM |
R17 I was wrong. Nice picture.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2019 4:36 AM |
As you can see from this full frontal shot, Jeremy Renner has no dick.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 25, 2019 4:50 AM |
R23 I love you. That made me laugh.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 25, 2019 4:52 AM |
[quote]And what if he does? It's not like he can do anything about it.
Well, there are enlargement ceremonies.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 25, 2019 4:52 AM |
R24 yikes is that his dog? Or he just is blessed to look like a pug.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 25, 2019 4:53 AM |
[quote] yikes is that his dog? Or he just is blessed to look like a pug.
The latter.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 25, 2019 4:54 AM |
[quote]DiCaprio
It sure looked small in 'Total Eclipse'.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 25, 2019 4:58 AM |
Prince Andrew. The photo was taken 30-40 years ago when he was in Canada.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 25, 2019 5:05 AM |
R31 omg I just vomited in my mouth. He’s Disgusting.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 25, 2019 5:15 AM |
Well, one person who won’t be on this list: Bea Arthur. My, that one was packing horsemeat.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 25, 2019 6:06 AM |
[quote]If Armie was hung like a horse he would have been happy to show it in CMBYN.
Not necessarily.
Every actor knows once their dick is in print it's going to end up online for all eternity. Big or small some of them just don't want that especially since many people have varying opinions on what constitutes big and small.
It's also why many actors are willing to do it on stage but not on camera. Yeah, there's a chance someone could record the show but it's very unlikely.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 25, 2019 6:08 AM |
Alfred Brimley, totally gay!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 25, 2019 6:17 AM |
R35 do you live in Michigan?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 25, 2019 6:18 AM |
Jeremy’s pics are online. Not huge but not tiny. My guesses are Leo, RDJ, Chris Pratt, James Corden, and probably jimmy kimmel.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 25, 2019 10:02 AM |
Renner is hard to look at. Jesus.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 25, 2019 10:10 AM |
R29, is that David Spade?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 25, 2019 10:12 AM |
Two I know for sure...
George Snuffleguppulus and Barak Obama.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 25, 2019 10:16 AM |
As much as I love Armie it never looks like he's serving up much bulge.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 25, 2019 10:43 AM |
Adam Levine, sexy guy, small penis.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 25, 2019 10:43 AM |
He showed dick in Buy the Cow.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 25, 2019 10:59 AM |
Didn't John Renner play Jeremy Dahmer in a movie?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 25, 2019 11:39 AM |
I can verify that Hank Azaria has one of the tiniest dicks I've seen. Saw him many years ago in the locker room at the Sports Connection in WeHo. He was in the TV show "Herman's Head" back then, and I thought he was kind of sexy, so I was disappointed when he took off his shorts and displayed his shortcomings.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 25, 2019 12:09 PM |
What are you talking about? Leo is HUGE!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 25, 2019 1:13 PM |
R52 no fish, I find Andrew a disgusting Pig. He is a liar and a sneak. I feel bad for all the individuals that were forced to be with him. It’s not his Dick, it’s him. Distinct Different.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 25, 2019 1:21 PM |
OP you probably have a fetish for guys with small penises.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 25, 2019 2:08 PM |
R62 my ex had a micro penis no lie. Terrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 25, 2019 2:45 PM |
R7 agree entirely with Armie Hammer. He's also always bringing up his shoe size to distract from his lack of visible bulge. Some tall men have tiny dicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 25, 2019 3:53 PM |
R65 he also walks like he's got a vagina.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 25, 2019 3:57 PM |
Rumors are sometimes true *sigh*
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 25, 2019 4:27 PM |
R69 cold room, big bush, might be a grower.
But I prefer the small hairy ones so I would fuck him.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 25, 2019 4:36 PM |
The size of a flaccid penis does NOT matter nearly as much as the size of a man's FULLY ERECT penis.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 25, 2019 7:07 PM |
Re: tall men with small dicks, yes, I've dated one, I was soooo sure he'd be hung, he was a 6'2" competitive rower and bicyclist. Microdick. Smallest one I've ever seen. Amazing thing about him, he genuinely didn't care, would joke about it. Really respected that, having his dick would destroy most men. He was mostly a bottom anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 25, 2019 7:13 PM |
R71 have you ever been with a man who had a micro penis? Even when it’s erect it’s barely fun at least in my case. For me, I prefer my man to be at least 5+ inches. It’s my preference.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 25, 2019 7:18 PM |
R75, Jude Law looks average size to me. And of course it's difficult to fairly judge these guys unless we see their cocks erect.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 25, 2019 8:28 PM |
R51, Ryan Reynolds' dick can be seen from the back, but it's at an awkward angle. Looks cut, but difficult to see:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 25, 2019 8:31 PM |
Btw, you can almost see Ryan's hole in "Buying the Cow":
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 25, 2019 8:34 PM |
DL Rule 281 - If someone doesn't like someone for any reason, he must have a small dick
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 25, 2019 8:41 PM |
Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship. Diana Christensen: I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship. Max Schumacher: I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.
Network, 1976
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 25, 2019 8:55 PM |
R82 please do not tell me they are trying to harpoon that whale? Isn’t it illegal?
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 25, 2019 10:28 PM |
Can't Chris Pratt afford to go to a gym?
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 25, 2019 10:29 PM |
R84 he’s too busy with his Church. I’m surprised he doesn’t have his bible stuffed in his waistband.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 25, 2019 10:33 PM |
I can't remember which movie I saw it in, but James Spader's sizemeat was much smaller than I was expecting.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 25, 2019 10:44 PM |
R86, Spader briefly showed his cock in "Supernova", but it's only a side view so it's difficult to get a good assessment other than seeing he's cut:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 25, 2019 10:47 PM |
It wasn't that movie, r87. It was an older movie like Dream Lover or White Palace.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 26, 2019 12:57 AM |
Are the caps for those movies available, R89?
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 26, 2019 2:32 AM |
Ansel has visible cut cock line in some of his pics.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 26, 2019 2:50 AM |
We saw two very famous and hot male stars in the showers, one at Golds Venice and the other at Vince's North Hollywood.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 26, 2019 12:34 PM |
R82 What tiny nipples Chris Pratt has. I prefer something I can skink my teeth into.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 26, 2019 12:42 PM |
R87 Long ago when Spader was hot. Now … not so much.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 26, 2019 1:32 PM |
Haven't found any yet, r90. I remember renting it on VHS, so it's definitely before he buffed up. It was one of the lesser known movies. White Palace keeps coming to mind, but I can't find any photos from it.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 27, 2019 5:24 AM |
Just realized there's a dick pick @r87. He looks fine there. Maybe he'd just taken a cold shower in the other movie.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 27, 2019 5:26 AM |
Who cares ? Anything over a mouthful goes to waste.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 12, 2019 8:01 PM |
Ben has a big dick, jealous idiot. Everyone knows Ben has a big dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 12, 2019 11:30 PM |
George Clooney (though I've never actually seen it)
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 13, 2019 6:22 AM |
It’s interesting so many people think a flaccid cock is an indicator of cock size—and that the bulge says it all. Most times you can’t really tell until it’s erect. Seems strange to have to make this clarification on DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 13, 2019 6:45 AM |
R113 That is true. I have a huge bulge but its due to huge balls. My cock is tiny flaccid but huge when erect.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 13, 2019 7:38 AM |
R113, the other problem is the influence of porn. People seem to think every guy is supposed to be hung like a porn star.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 13, 2019 11:07 PM |
And if we had a thread on which female celebrity probably has tiniest tits or a gaping cunt, the SJWs would be out with pitchforks.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 14, 2019 2:30 PM |
Having tiny tits is not a bad thing anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 14, 2019 2:47 PM |
LD wins smallest dick, smallest tits and biggest cunt awards. A 3 in 1 winner!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 14, 2019 2:56 PM |
R117 Agree...Small breasts are the most attractive IMHO. Especially once both age and gravity take their toll. Women with small breasts also have an easier time fitting into certain clothing.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 14, 2019 3:07 PM |
Most of the guys you fucks mention, actually has a reasonable sized Dick. Some are even big but idiot morons say they are small.
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 15, 2019 12:52 PM |
[quote]And if we had a thread on which female celebrity probably has tiniest tits or a gaping cunt, the SJWs would be out with pitchforks.
This is kind of a version of that...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 15, 2019 1:17 PM |
Colin Jost clearly has TinyDick. Everything about him and his lame 'comedic' schtick deflects attention from where attention ought to be. He cuts everything down to the size of his wee willy with a smirk and an ironic glare. He uses humor to make everything so small that it no longer matters, so that his little dick likewise doesn't matter.
But it does.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 15, 2019 2:55 PM |
R122 I have seen him in the locker room and it is not small. Sorry to ruin your fantasy.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 15, 2019 7:28 PM |
Yeah Colin has BDF for days.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 15, 2019 9:52 PM |
R125 and not to ruin your fantasy but he is average, not small ,not big, but great bush.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 15, 2019 10:03 PM |
Miles Heizer. I just get the feeling. But as long as Connor can feel him inside, that's all that matters.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 16, 2019 12:33 AM |
Chris Pratt. Omg, in that Jurassic World/ Park movie I wanted to get excited. But not even on 20 foot screen could any bulge be apparent. At least he has a nice ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 16, 2019 2:17 AM |
Yeah Chris Pratt is a fatty that got in shape. Penis is probably average to small. Small balls too.
Seems like the type of guy who constantly farts loudly/talks about taking a dump and thinks it’s funny.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 16, 2019 2:27 AM |
From the looks of Renner's package I think he might just have more than people think, down there.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 19, 2019 1:29 PM |
R132. Likely all balls, no sausage
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 19, 2019 2:20 PM |
Every bi and gay man knows, or should know, that there's no way to judge how a flaccid penis is going to appear when it gets erect. You fucking idiots!
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 19, 2019 2:41 PM |
Well, Lee Pace was dating Richard Armitage. And Richard was playing a dwarf when they met. So I guess he qualified as a small Dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 21, 2019 6:44 AM |
114 can I get your number, asking for a friend
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 5, 2020 5:00 AM |
