Brooke Shields Got Her Good Looks From Her Italian Daddy

Mother was butt-ugly. Speaking of which, where was daddy when all this shit was going on with his daughter who was being pumped out by mommy?

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by Anonymousreply 19April 4, 2023 9:47 AM

Mom should have been behind bars.

Who’s mother was worse: Drew’s or Brooke’s?

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by Anonymousreply 1March 24, 2023 11:33 PM

Shake your money maker, honey! Momma needs a new Mercedes!

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by Anonymousreply 3March 24, 2023 11:35 PM

Enough with the Brooke Shields troll.

by Anonymousreply 4March 24, 2023 11:38 PM

The father was moderately good-looking at best, photographed well from some angles but not this one.

Brooke looks NOTHING like him, funny about that.

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by Anonymousreply 5March 24, 2023 11:43 PM

so, she's a person of colour?

by Anonymousreply 6March 24, 2023 11:44 PM

Teri Shields might have been moderately good-looking woman in her youth, she was tall and her bone structure was decent, if you don't mind a strong jaw on a woman.

But she's in the Aging Badly Hall of Fame, she was reportedly a horrible alcoholic, and gained weight and smoked and was a vicious harpy, she became a mass of sagging wrinkled pure evil at a comparatively early age. She wasn't born ugly, she *made* herself ugly.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 24, 2023 11:47 PM

I think Brooke looks a lot like her dad at r5 from the nose on down.

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2023 1:07 AM

[quote] Brooke looks NOTHING like him, funny about that.

She looks exactly like him especially in that photo from the nose down.

by Anonymousreply 11April 3, 2023 10:24 PM

No doubt Big Daddy had a big cock.

by Anonymousreply 12April 3, 2023 10:24 PM

Daddy was probably enjoying the fact that Brooke was such a good earner he didn't have to pay child support.

by Anonymousreply 13April 3, 2023 10:32 PM

She got daddy’s eyebrows times 2. Shave those suckers off!

by Anonymousreply 14April 3, 2023 10:36 PM

Brooke was pretty, but I can’t believe her beauty defined the early 80’s (multiple Vogue covers, lucrative modeling contracts).

by Anonymousreply 15April 3, 2023 10:38 PM

Tootie Ramsay almost gave BS a run for her money but Mrs. Garrett convinced her otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 16April 3, 2023 10:40 PM

So then, R9, she was a lot like Greg.

by Anonymousreply 17April 4, 2023 12:05 AM

I’ve always considered it one of life’s ironies when gays use the expression “butt ugly.”

by Anonymousreply 18April 4, 2023 12:08 AM

[quote] So then, [R9], she was a lot like Greg.

Hey! Now wait just a minute!

by Anonymousreply 19April 4, 2023 9:47 AM

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