Which one of you bitches has had him?
He is smoking hot!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 3, 2020 7:13 PM |
I want to see under the apron...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 2, 2020 11:00 AM |
Too many moles .. and his teefs aren't fucked up enough to signify a real bloke.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 2, 2020 11:02 AM |
He looks American to me with those teeth though, true, they're not BLEACHED like in America.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 2, 2020 11:03 AM |
He looks like Rachel Maddow.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 2, 2020 11:10 AM |
Here he is with Tom Daley. ;o)
I never realized that Tom was so adorable in person.
In the video, Matt seems to have quite a nice butt.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 2, 2020 11:13 AM |
When did British guys start having such nice bodies?
I always thought that they were supposed to be doughy.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 2, 2020 11:20 AM |
Is his apron open at the back? If so, I'd stick my face in his tight muscle ass and not come up for air until he'd finished hand-beating his egg whites stiff!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 2, 2020 11:27 AM |
His wife might have a problem with that, R9.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 2, 2020 11:36 AM |
Just Add lard!
He does seem like he should be either a Cockyboys type porn star or a Drag Race contestant. He’s half sexy and half odd looking.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 2, 2020 11:38 AM |
This queeny-looking twink ISN'T gay? He's even British!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 2, 2020 11:39 AM |
Lol R12.
I assumed he was gay as well, but he's just British.
He's adorable, though. Matt and Tom would make the perfect couple at R7.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 2, 2020 11:42 AM |
OP, your optometrist's office rang to remind that you are overdue for an eye exam.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 2, 2020 11:44 AM |
He's NOT gay? Why did you bother, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 2, 2020 11:46 AM |
Not smoking hot, and straight (married to a female wife)... I'm not getting point of this post....
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 2, 2020 11:49 AM |
Sorry, point of "this thread"....
Carry on..
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 2, 2020 11:50 AM |
So sad.
The wife probably hated his gay following.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 2, 2020 11:51 AM |
In whose world is this guy 'smokin' hot?'
Jeeze.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 2, 2020 11:51 AM |
[quote]In whose world is this guy 'smokin' hot?'
You're new here, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 2, 2020 11:55 AM |
For the record: this guy is NOT smoking hot. Smokin' hot he's not.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 2, 2020 11:59 AM |
What's that say about trusting a skinny cook? This guy can't do much baking.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 2, 2020 12:02 PM |
That video of his bedroom at R18 is strange.
For a pastry chef, he has horrible taste. What's that gray fur thing on the bed?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 2, 2020 12:04 PM |
Surely this guy knew that shirtless + baking = gay. So was he baiting the whole time, or do Brits not think shirtless baking is gay?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 2, 2020 12:04 PM |
I smell a lot of jealousy here.
#1) Because he has a beautiful body.
#2) Because he's friends with Tom Daley.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 2, 2020 12:07 PM |
Lol at R18.
So basically he didn't want to be a whore any more.
As Cristal Conors once said, "I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 2, 2020 12:11 PM |
R25:
1. No, he has a twink body. I prefer muscled, fit man with hair.
2. Who?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 2, 2020 12:17 PM |
His wife? His WIFE? He has the gayest gayface that has ever gayed the screen.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 2, 2020 12:29 PM |
R27 me too, and this topless chef actually is gay:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 2, 2020 3:52 PM |
Did you say pastry chef or PASTY chef?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 2, 2020 4:44 PM |
Is his last name really add lard?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 2, 2020 4:47 PM |
Sounds like a Jewish name, R31.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 2, 2020 5:12 PM |
He's a frequent judge on the Food Network baking competition shows. He's obviously gay and closeted.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 2, 2020 5:18 PM |
He's British straight, which translates to bisexual in the U.S.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 2, 2020 5:20 PM |
That is such bull, R34.
British straight is the same as straight anywhere else in the world.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 2, 2020 5:28 PM |
He obviously doesn't eat his own cakes and pastries.
Call me old-fashioned, but the best chefs are FAT. Matt needs to do porn, baby.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 2, 2020 5:30 PM |
He has a great body and face, but the DL Mole Patrol will probably object to his many moles especially the black, visible neck mole. See R4.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 3, 2020 3:38 AM |
What's with the freaky mole obsession?
It doesn't take anything away from his handsome face and hot body.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 3, 2020 6:17 AM |
The Brits love their moles. Large enough and they are given names.
Poor Joel Wood on YT is birthing a twin on his nose.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 3, 2020 7:51 AM |
Too bulky for me and I don't need a mutant ninja turtle in my bed. MEH.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 3, 2020 8:23 AM |
I wonder if he might be bi?
Matt seems like he could be.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 3, 2020 6:05 PM |
Will look on Grindr later, but if he's a pastry chef, he's gonna have cold hands, isn't he?
So it's a no from me.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 3, 2020 6:10 PM |
