He's clearly in a COVID fever delirium, so I forgive him.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 15, 2020 8:55 PM |
I'm not going to lie, I got hard.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 15, 2020 8:55 PM |
I wish I could see his wall art a bit better. It looks quite interesting.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 15, 2020 8:56 PM |
What gay man would do this to himself? Proof he's straight and married
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 15, 2020 9:00 PM |
His mohawk looks off-center.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 15, 2020 9:02 PM |
I noticed a bulge. Is it a sock?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 15, 2020 9:02 PM |
He painted his toenails pink.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 15, 2020 9:03 PM |
He hasn’t hit Madonna Fried Fish territory.... yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 15, 2020 9:03 PM |
He looks like one of those serial killers who use Grindr to hunt for victims.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 15, 2020 9:04 PM |
Nah, OP. If he were totally gay, he'd have a better and more defined gym body.
Seriously, for someone with enviable genes to start with (handsome, tall, slim, good coloring), Armie should be much hotter than he actually is.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 15, 2020 9:21 PM |
Fer God's sake. All he ever had was his looks.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 15, 2020 9:55 PM |
When they announced “Christopher Plummer for All The Money In The World”.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 15, 2020 9:58 PM |
Is he and the wife still planning to divorce in May after their 10th anniversary?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 17, 2020 12:29 AM |
So he's a pedo redneck now?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 17, 2020 12:32 AM |
I noticed that bulge also.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 17, 2020 3:22 AM |
R16 he’s not wearing his wedding ring in the photo
They are quarantined together in the Caymans at Hammer’s fathers house now but I imagine they are still planning on separating when this is over.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 17, 2020 10:42 AM |
More bisexual than completely gay
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 17, 2020 11:11 PM |
He looks like an escaped mental patient now. And Timmy put the hot and bothered emojis in reply? OooooK.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 18, 2020 3:00 AM |
Trying to upstage Timmy's Dune photos.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 18, 2020 3:09 AM |
Is Armie and that hot black model (REAL model, not "model" like his wife used to be) he met in Saudi Arabia still following each other?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 18, 2020 3:38 AM |
Deranged narcissist needs attention.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 18, 2020 5:39 AM |
r12 Because he made the mistake that many hot people make, especially straight men, in thinking that they don't have to work at it.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 18, 2020 5:41 AM |
I don't see how this provides proof of Armie's total gayness. Just a sad attention whore.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 18, 2020 5:43 AM |
he looks fucking hot in OP's pic. I hope this means he's busting out of the closet. His love scenes with timotay would be HOT
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 18, 2020 6:01 AM |
[quote]Is he and the wife still planning to divorce in May after their 10th anniversary?
The whole idea that they're waiting for their 10th anniversary to divorce is pure fangurl conspiracy theory, based on some foreign stan's obsession with California's community property laws. If they are planning a divorce, it's far more likely they'll wait until after her third bakery opens, because being Armie's wife is her best marketing tool. Of course now with the coronavirus, who knows when that will happen.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 18, 2020 6:08 AM |
I think it's one of his wife's hair pieces.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 18, 2020 6:33 AM |
[quote] He painted his toenails pink.
R7 Well look at that...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 18, 2020 4:28 PM |
Toes are a sore subject for Armie's family...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 18, 2020 4:30 PM |
He doing more to harm his career than enhance it. If he wants to be taken seriously, as an actor, he must stop this immature nonsense.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 18, 2020 4:35 PM |
I think he’s channeling Tiger King Joe Exotic, but either way Armie Hammer can...basically get what he wants from me. Take it even.
Isn’t the tea on him that he likes banging his wife in semi-public places?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 18, 2020 4:40 PM |
I wanna suck on his toes too!,,,
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 18, 2020 4:40 PM |
R35 as if. It's so fucking obvious that he has the usual bullshit "Madonna/whore" complex crap. I'm sure he has a few side chicks (or side dudes) that he uses to scratch his public sex and S&M itch, but trust me he's not doing it with his shallow, image-obsessed, prissy, frigid harpy bitch wife.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 18, 2020 5:28 PM |
What, you aren't enthralled and totally brainwashed by the fake, over-produced Hammer/Chambers of Horrorshow perfect SM family?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 18, 2020 6:26 PM |
Isn’t he super into BDSM? I wouldn’t be surprised if this was something a dom told him to do. It looks like he has a humiliation half-chub in his trunks.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 18, 2020 6:41 PM |
R31 is right, that looks like a hairpiece.
He does ping to the heavens, though. At first glance he looks like he is a Village Person.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 18, 2020 7:23 PM |
Gross. Do we even want him? Who cares when he looks like THAT? The straights can have him.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 18, 2020 8:12 PM |
I would fuck him in the butt. I know he wants it.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2020 1:28 AM |
R15
OMG wtf is happening here?!
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 19, 2020 3:21 AM |
If Datalounge likes him, that means he's straight, not gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 19, 2020 3:22 AM |
Armie Hammier now totally ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 19, 2020 3:26 AM |
Does it? Does the DL like Armie Hammer? I don't think so
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 19, 2020 3:26 AM |
Meh.
My Armie moment was long ago, when he played both Winklevoss twins in "The Social Network." He was the entire price of the ticket for me back then.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 19, 2020 3:31 AM |
R51, he's like wine. He's better now
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 19, 2020 3:56 AM |
He certainly looks... dirtier now, anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 19, 2020 3:56 AM |
“Me! Me! Me! Everyone notice me!”
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 19, 2020 3:58 AM |
R39 it's funny because the outfits Batshit Liz forces the kids into on a daily basis are actually just like what the kids in the drawing are wearing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 19, 2020 5:37 AM |
Does his son Ford still suck his toes passionately?..
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 19, 2020 6:54 AM |
No he is not. However, he continues to be totally tiresome.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 19, 2020 7:22 AM |
R40 I feel like Armie would make a good Dom. I feel like the fact that he’s Russian and probably has a well of darkness in him would come out. He does seem to have some degree of grittiness to him.
In the OP’s picture, he looks like Fyerfli.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 19, 2020 11:48 AM |
Watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E. for Armie speaking with a Russian accent.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 19, 2020 6:10 PM |
Why would i watch that r61?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 19, 2020 9:24 PM |
He looks fuckable for the first time in years.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 19, 2020 10:23 PM |
R63, that's not totally true. He looks fuckable here too.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 19, 2020 10:41 PM |
He NEVAH looks fuckable when that desperate banshee is in the photo.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 19, 2020 10:42 PM |
R64 where did Armie meet Caitlyn Jenner?
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 19, 2020 11:29 PM |
He doesn't look that bad, just different. It's like it's not Armie Hammer but some random dude
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 20, 2020 2:11 AM |
It improves his face a lot
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 20, 2020 2:17 AM |
I would throw his legs up on that couch and give him a good pounding.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 20, 2020 2:34 AM |
^ Liz can instagram live the whole thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 20, 2020 2:34 AM |
My god he is insufferable.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 20, 2020 2:41 AM |
He hasn’t happened yet and he never will.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 20, 2020 7:55 AM |
When will he start dating Michael Stipe?
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 20, 2020 8:13 AM |
I watched a bit of The Lone Ranger yesterday, it's amazing how handsome and movie starish he was in that film and now... this
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 20, 2020 12:29 PM |
I'm in that handful of people who find him immensely sexy.
Having said that, he looks absolutely hideous with the Travis Bickle hair.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 20, 2020 12:59 PM |
I think a lot of you are putting up a front. If Armie Hammer wanted to tuck, you’re going to let him fuck with little to no hesitation.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 20, 2020 1:13 PM |
I would not want to fuck Armie Hammer while he's tucked like Buffalo Bill.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 20, 2020 1:15 PM |
tucked like Buffalo Bill?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 20, 2020 1:52 PM |
is Timmy’s hot and bothered emoji means he’s sexually aroused by Armie’s new look ?
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 20, 2020 1:55 PM |
His receding hairline is much more pronounced in the new 'do.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 20, 2020 1:56 PM |
[quote]is Timmy’s hot and bothered emoji means he’s sexually aroused by Armie’s new look ?
It means he's sexually aroused by the attention he can get from queerbaiting.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 20, 2020 2:03 PM |
R74, you watched it 'a bit'? What, you can't even own up to watching a film? You have succumbed to peer pressure: "no-one on the DL likes him so I shouldn't like him either" What are you, seven?
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 20, 2020 2:15 PM |
I watched it "a bit" because I was late and tired. I will finish the rest today.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 20, 2020 2:19 PM |
R82, why can't you get it into your head that Tim might actually be a gay man-child?
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 20, 2020 2:32 PM |
He's stuck at home and not able to work for months so he's having some fun. It's a fucking JOKE people. Oh, that's right, DLers have no sense of humor. Christ.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 20, 2020 2:46 PM |
Everything is gay Through the eyes of ignorant shallow gay DLers
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 20, 2020 2:54 PM |
He's not at home, he's at his father's house in the Cayman Islands.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 20, 2020 3:10 PM |
He looks like either Beavis or Butthead. But I’d still do him.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 20, 2020 3:30 PM |
R89, do you know if the dad's there? If so I sense tension. Maybe that's why Hammer is acting out
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 20, 2020 3:30 PM |
I think so, I saw the step mother on his wife's IG story.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 20, 2020 3:33 PM |
Oh dear, Armie are you in danger, girl?
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 20, 2020 3:34 PM |
A name like Armie...he should have picked another one.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 20, 2020 4:53 PM |
[quote]A name like Armie...he should have picked another one.
It's Armand, thank you very much.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 20, 2020 5:08 PM |
Armie is sexy, I would happily bottom for him, anytime.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 20, 2020 5:20 PM |
I think Joan speaks for us all.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 20, 2020 5:24 PM |
[quote]He's stuck at home and not able to work for months so he's having some fun.
As R89 said, the Hammers have done what many of the very wealthy are doing, decamping to island countries that haven't been hard hit by Covid-19, in this case the Caymans, where they own property--so really, boo fucking hoo. They're having more fun than most people are right now, and don't need anyone to defend them. Marie Antoinette Liz apparently took some heat for this because her buddies at Us Weekly ran a whole piece about how she and the fam didn't 'plan' to quarantine there, they were planning to go for spring break for two weeks anyway (never mind that Armie's play was about to open on Broadway when the shit hit the fan so this is a blatant lie). So while Armie is drinking, hitting the pipe and losing it Britney-style, Liz is having rubbing alcohol facials as hospitals in the states struggle to stay supplied with the stuff. But I'm sure they appreciate people's concern.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 20, 2020 5:41 PM |
R85 If he is gay he's obviously choosing to closet. So would a closeted guy - one so committed to convincing people he's straight that he has (had?) a girlfriend who he was papped making out with - really do stuff like leaving hot and bothered emojis on another guy's posts?
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 20, 2020 8:19 PM |
R104, let's not go there....*staged*
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 20, 2020 8:40 PM |
R105/R106/R107 You do realise you're just helping make my point, right? So you think he's willing to stage all that to convince people he's straight, but then he's going to undo it all by posting an emoji on Armie Hammer's Instagram? Okay.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 20, 2020 8:57 PM |
R108 so you are saying a harmless emoji is a confession he wants to bang Armie Hammer?
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 20, 2020 9:18 PM |
r107 I forgot about this desperate stunt. Why must you remind me?
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 20, 2020 9:36 PM |
Regarding the all-important emoji debate, here's a possibility no one seems to have mentioned. Timothée might have intended them to be facetious (because that photo was anything but hot). Not sure why his fans are so quick to believe he's gaybaiting. I think he's better than that (read: better than Harry Styles).
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 20, 2020 10:25 PM |
Who's taking about Styles and One direction?
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 20, 2020 10:54 PM |
R111 Because Chalamet wasn't gaybaiting all the way through CMBYN promo?
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 20, 2020 10:58 PM |
Doesn't Timothée have a long veiny uncut cock? Considerably bigger and more mouth-watering than Armie's stout perky charmer?
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 20, 2020 10:58 PM |
Poor Armie, ratboy has taken over another one of his threads.
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 20, 2020 11:39 PM |
[quote]The whole idea that they're waiting for their 10th anniversary to divorce is pure fangurl conspiracy theory, based on some foreign stan's obsession with California's community property laws.
It’s Hollywood 101.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 21, 2020 12:07 AM |
is he CUT or UNCUT. I must know! Was he raised Jewish, Catholic, or Precious?
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 21, 2020 12:11 AM |
My dream is to have a threesome with Armie and Timmy
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 21, 2020 12:21 AM |
Timothée is hung like a baguette.
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 21, 2020 1:39 AM |
R119, he's mentioned going to Bar Mitzvahs as a youngster in a couple of interviews, so, my guess is Jewish
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 21, 2020 2:07 AM |
Everyone should move to this thread
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 21, 2020 3:07 AM |
R113 So you're saying all the remarkable chemistry Timothée had with Armie Hammer during the promo was FAKE FAKE FAKE for the purpose of gaybaiting? If so, I'm amazed and impressed by his talent. Fooled me completely. Somebody give that kid an Oscar already.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 21, 2020 4:40 AM |
R126 Friends can have chemistry too. They just overplayed it because they were in a gay themed movie and it got the fangirls all excited.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 21, 2020 5:51 AM |
Armie will never escape that shadow of Ratboy. It's no coincidence he pulled this stunt on the day that the stills of Ratboy in Dune came out.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 21, 2020 1:45 PM |
R128 and poor ratboy who genuinely is head over heels for his co-star
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 21, 2020 6:28 PM |
R125 No we shouldn't. Armie is in no way an A+ list actor.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 21, 2020 6:35 PM |
Armie is kryptonite to any movie. Like the Eric Balfour or Ted McGinley of the big screen.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 21, 2020 6:37 PM |
Any time Timothee stans derail an Armie thread
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 21, 2020 6:38 PM |
R128, so you think he's riding on Tim's coattails?
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 21, 2020 7:40 PM |
I don't think you know what riding on someone's coattails means.
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 21, 2020 7:51 PM |
R134, do I not? Please enlighten me....what does it mean?
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 21, 2020 9:10 PM |
He’s my age... wow. I thought he was in his early 40s.
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 21, 2020 9:22 PM |
Though he is still very handsome, he is not aging well. He looks like a 45 year old man, not a man who is only 33.
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 21, 2020 11:50 PM |
It's all that sunbathing. Plus he smokes, drinks, and parties. Parenthood ages you too.
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 22, 2020 2:37 AM |
Armie's dad looks like a shoe polished saddle. You'd expect him to avoid the sun after seeing its long-term effects.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 22, 2020 6:02 AM |
Michael Hammer deserves to be transracial more than Rachel Dolezal!
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 22, 2020 10:59 AM |
[quote] It's all that sunbathing. Plus he smokes, drinks, and parties. Parenthood ages you too.
Don't forget scarfing leftovers from the family bakery. *gag*
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 22, 2020 2:55 PM |
^ and being married to Liz!
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 22, 2020 5:12 PM |
I’m wondering if R82 or R127, or any of the many people who agree with them, could elucidate this gaybaiting business for me because I’m genuinely baffled by your conclusion, which I’ve never heard anywhere else.
You think Timothée is a gaybaiter and:
a. You resent his fakery and manipulation and plan to boycott his movies as a result.
b. You admire and respect him for deceiving his less savvy fans. You look forward to potential flirting with Josh Brolin for the Dune promo because you’re in on the joke.
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 22, 2020 5:59 PM |
Yes, R143, those are the only two possible options. Christ you Charmies really are the worst.
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 22, 2020 6:20 PM |
This is one of Armie's closest friends. After watching this Tyler guy, I'm convinced Hammer is fighting to 'come out' but stuff is happening behind the scenes.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 22, 2020 7:31 PM |
Tyler is the one who introduced Armie to the Brittle Stick Woman (BSW). He is also one of Armie's biggest enablers and went with him on the Saudi Arabia sponcon.
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 22, 2020 7:41 PM |
Tyler is so L.A. gay that...
I can't even.
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 22, 2020 8:28 PM |
R145 That Tyler guy is gay from space.
Isn’t he the one who introduced Armie to Liz?
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 22, 2020 8:28 PM |
[quote]So you're saying all the remarkable chemistry Timothée had with Armie Hammer during the promo was FAKE FAKE FAKE for the purpose of gaybaiting? If so, I'm amazed and impressed by his talent. Fooled me completely. Somebody give that kid an Oscar already.
Mouseboy aside, no way could a one-note actor like Armie fake that kind of chemistry for any length of time. I didn’t say they were in lurve and carrying on a secret affair, so calm down. But they definitely threw each other a fuck along the way.
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 22, 2020 8:34 PM |
Armie proudly admits that he "stole" Elizabeth. When they met, she was dating his friend/roommate until she learned Armie came from a rich family and left the other guy for him.
The fact that he and Armie are still friends tells you that the other guy is gay and was using the manly-looking Liz as a beard. Absolutely NO straight guy would ever stay friends with someone who stole his gf.
| by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 22, 2020 8:42 PM |
No she was dating that producers who married someone else and now has the two daughters with the rare genetic disease.
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 22, 2020 8:51 PM |
R151 Can you link us to where he said this?
| by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 22, 2020 8:58 PM |
R156 Where in that article does it say the man she was seeing was Armie's "friend/roommate", where does it say that she wasn't interested until he learning he came from money, and where does it say Armie is still friends with the guy?
In fact that last point is directly contradicted by the article
[quote]In all of these years, Hammer told Vulture that he's never run into the man he stole Chambers away from, but that he'd like to, if only to apologize.
| by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 22, 2020 9:34 PM |
It isn’t gay-baiting if you’re actually gay. It’s just a peek out of the closet door.
| by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 22, 2020 9:44 PM |
R158 I disagree, I think if you're closeted and doing that kind of stuff it still counts as gay baiting, it has the same effect
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 22, 2020 9:45 PM |
R144 Nope. Not a Charmie. Just a rational, intelligent, non-biased observer. The fact that you say there are more options, but you're not willing to explain your thinking tells me you are a straight female fangurl who wants so badly for Timothée to be heterosexual that you are willing to reinvent him to suit your fantasy even if it means you have to accuse him of being a manipulative gaybaiter on a site you have no business being on. Some fan. What a lucky guy he is to have you and your nasty little friends "supporting" him. If you want to see the worst, look in the mirror.
| by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 22, 2020 11:35 PM |
He saw how good she was at bearding and wanted her for himself.
| by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 23, 2020 12:31 AM |
R160 Sure, non-biased, keep telling yourself that. If you were rational, non-biased and whatever else it is you're claiming to be, you wouldn't feel the need to twist and misrepresent mine and other's arguments. You also wouldn't feel the need to project so much - to the extent that all you really did was expose yourself.
And I've already given my opinion. That he and Armie are friends, and they deliberately overplayed that friendship to court the fangirl audience for CMBYN promotion and also their own personal popularity.
And for the record - I'm not particularly a fan of either. That's what always trips you fangirls up. You're so used to being in your little fangirl bubbles that you forget there are non-fangirl people on sites like DL. Just another way you exposed yourself.
Anyway, since you claim not to be a Charmie, and I've explained my view - why don't you give us yours?
| by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 23, 2020 12:57 AM |
This funny video already has almost 300k views in just 5 days 😂
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 23, 2020 1:24 AM |
Man, does Armie have spindly legs or what?
| by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 23, 2020 2:01 AM |
R163 That's great, I need to see more of his Timothee
| by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 23, 2020 2:06 AM |
R162, blah blah, blah, blah, ......Three paragraphs and you are not 'a fan of either'? Get out of here
| by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 23, 2020 3:32 AM |
R166 How embarrassing for you that you seem to think three paragraphs takes some kind of effort.
R167 And the point of that link is what?
| by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 23, 2020 3:56 AM |
r147 LA gay is the worst kind of gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 23, 2020 7:57 AM |
Armie has told a few different versions of how he and Liz met and got together, and they don't all match up perfectly. That Vulture quote from Armie from the Bustle link, about how he's never run into the guy he stole Elizabeth from? Pure bullshit, because back in 2014 he and that guy, Gordon Gray, were planning on producing a sitcom together that was 'inspired' by Gray's parents' real-life relationship with Liz:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 23, 2020 8:29 AM |
he has a sense of humor, is havin fun thru this quarantine shiz…..git a life u furds
| by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 23, 2020 10:01 AM |
I'll leave him alone when he finally shows dong.
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 23, 2020 10:34 AM |
R168, no, it doesn't take effort but an obvious unhealthy obsession.
| by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 23, 2020 3:03 PM |
R172, that's never gonna happen. He's already said in an interview that showing dong it's his worst nightmare.
| by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 23, 2020 3:05 PM |
Because its average size and looks puny on his large frame. Plus he's a grower.
| by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 23, 2020 3:26 PM |
His excuse is that he doesn't want her daughter teased at school about daddy's dick being out there and accessible.
| by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 24, 2020 1:08 AM |
R177 But he's okay with her being teased about just about everything else he does?
Did they really have to CGI out his balls?
| by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 24, 2020 1:12 AM |
[quote]Did they really have to CGI out his balls?
Yes.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 24, 2020 1:13 AM |
R179 What a prick then. A small indie movie and he's going to make them spend extra money on that rather than just wearing some tighter underwear?
| by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 24, 2020 1:15 AM |
Oh Armie, "leak" some candids already and get it over with. Timmy must have some on his phone.
| by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 24, 2020 1:17 AM |
R180, he's not making them. It's all Luca's fault; he was keen on the short shorts for the Oliver character. And if they wanted to stand a chance at awards season they couldn't possibly have Armie's mangoes floating around.
| by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 24, 2020 2:00 AM |
R179, what gets me every time is the look at 0:21 on Tim's face. I am not sure if it's satisfaction or pride.
| by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 24, 2020 2:07 AM |
R183 Again, he could've worn tighter underwear. I'm sure Luca was too busy telling him how to act for each scene.
| by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 24, 2020 2:30 AM |
R178 r179 his cock is tiny lbr. You never see a bulge in any photo he’s ever. The balls excuse was just that and excuse for why you can’t see his tiny cock through those tiny shorts. Some big bottoms have disproportionately tiny cocks. Hammer looks like one of them. Otherwise he wouldn’t have been shy about showing his junk and spreading this nonsense about his balls. Fake news.
| by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 24, 2020 4:57 AM |
Hammer is old money closet case. He has minders to protect the fact he’s a raging bottom and the pink toe nails is him rebelling while he is probably losing his mind cause he can’t get his ass ploughed. Nothing to see here, folks.
| by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 24, 2020 5:03 AM |
They are annoying on social media but I have enjoyed Armie in several films especially cmbyn. Also, I stopped in the wife’s bakery once and she was at the front counter, took my order and rang it up herself. Probably doesn’t do that often but came across down to earth.
| by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 24, 2020 5:25 AM |
The timing of this pic was sus though. If he meant to pull attention away from Dune, that shows a deep and creepy obsession over his former colleague. Is he in a love/hate thing with Timothée? He must have gone semi nuts to shave his head out of jealousy.
| by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 24, 2020 5:29 AM |
Has anyone seen Armie's tags on his instagram account? They are all Tim. Incredible. How does that happen?
| by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 24, 2020 9:52 AM |
Because Molest Me By Your Name attracted a lot of unbalanced female shippers.
| by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 24, 2020 10:35 AM |
In a way it must hurt that you are in your 30s, have been working for the past 15 years or so and all people seem to remember you for is because there are rumours you are into/are fucking a previous colleague. While with Tim, his tags are himself and his projects, seldom Armie and he seems to be powering ahead in his career, clinching leading role after leading role. I believe they have the same publicist , how can there be this disparity?
| by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 24, 2020 11:24 AM |
R192 honestly would any of us even know who Armie was if Timothée Chalamet didn’t act in Call me By Your Pedo Pseudonym? He’s lucky to even get a look in as Timmy’s possible lover/ ex costar.
| by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 24, 2020 12:12 PM |
Hammer’s biggest issue is he lacks a real personality and charisma. He thinks he has both but that’s his main flaw. He isn’t interesting to the general public who find him awkward and charmless. I don’t really know if he’s gay but, being closeted would maybe make someone overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. Make them think they have potential they lack. With endless lackeys and yes men around him, he can’t have a complete hold on reality. It’s a shame actually. He should just have gone into business or dentistry.
| by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 24, 2020 12:18 PM |
[quote] I would fuck him in the butt.
In his ass, off the coast of the Atlantic?
He looks like he'd throw a mean and nasty fuck, and whisper filthy things into your ear while he's doing it.
| by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 24, 2020 12:36 PM |
Wow. I just watched the video at r179, and I don't think there's one straight guy in that whole studio.
| by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 24, 2020 3:03 PM |
I like this guy and don't care about his dick size. his wife and marriage are off putting but still would lay him out.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 24, 2020 3:11 PM |
Timothée commented on Armie’s picture but Hammer ignored him yet again (he ignored him some other time recently) and didn’t like it, but chose to comment on his old director’s post. He hates Timothée . Haha
| by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 24, 2020 3:30 PM |
R197 extremely average with a subpar body.
| by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 24, 2020 3:34 PM |
R200 still better than yours.
| by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 24, 2020 3:40 PM |
Still more attractive than Timothée Chateaubriand.
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 24, 2020 3:56 PM |
Armie is blandly handsome and big. Better looking than ratboy, although ratboy might eventually grow into something solid.
| by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 24, 2020 4:10 PM |
Armie really should hit the gym more regularly. He's competing for lead roles against men with stellar bodies (the Hemsworth bros, Ryan Reynolds, etc.)
As I've said elsewhere, he's been naturally blessed: tall, slim body, handsome face, etc. But I suspect he's terribly lazy.
Movie stars can't afford to be lazy anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 24, 2020 4:16 PM |
[quote]Still more attractive than Timothee Chateaubriand.
Seriously?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 24, 2020 4:16 PM |
R203, waiting for Timothee
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 24, 2020 4:39 PM |
Armie is exceptionally average in every way.
| by Anonymous | reply 210 | April 24, 2020 7:10 PM |
He looks like their hairdresser friend.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 28, 2020 11:41 AM |
R210, yes, especially in his family background and his offshore trust fund. Every American has one.
| by Anonymous | reply 212 | April 28, 2020 2:38 PM |
R211, no sweetie, they look like what they are a couple of Trustafarians having to time of their lives, away from the hoi polloi. While the rest of us just watch wallowing in self-pity.
| by Anonymous | reply 213 | April 28, 2020 3:43 PM |
Liz is too skinny. I'm saying this as someone who appreciates the slim look.
| by Anonymous | reply 214 | April 28, 2020 8:56 PM |
R214, she is indeed but so is Timothee. I know what Armie's type is: anorexic chic
| by Anonymous | reply 215 | April 29, 2020 4:37 AM |
R213 yes, they’re trustafarians but how much fun can they be having if Armie doesn’t even have his own place? Isn’t he staying at the daddy’s compound? And isn’t his wife still whoring out their bakery and her family for money? I don’t have a trust fund but am at home quite comfort during this crisis and have actually been able to just sit back and take a semi vacation just with accumulated wealth. I won’t have to go back to work should I chose to take up my new found hobby of sculpting.
| by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 29, 2020 11:16 AM |
r215 Timmy is that way naturally. Liz has starved herself, pills, and lord knows what else. She was fine before, healthy slim, now clearly anorexic.
| by Anonymous | reply 217 | April 29, 2020 11:20 AM |
R217 maybe that’s why her hair is falling out. She wears very bad extensions. Armie has eating issues too. He’s dat, he’s thin, he’s fat he’s thin. He also had a strange tummy tuck or something before CMBYN. His rib cage and abdomen are really strangely shaped.
| by Anonymous | reply 218 | April 29, 2020 12:37 PM |
Think the real boyfriend might be Tyler, the friend. He’s extremely loyal to Armie. His brother is also. I wonder if their wives are the beards and they are actually the lifelong partners.
| by Anonymous | reply 219 | April 29, 2020 12:43 PM |
Armie dropped a lot of weight very quickly for CMBYN. His body looked weird and unsexy, like you could pull the skin with your fingers.
| by Anonymous | reply 220 | April 29, 2020 1:09 PM |
Who y’all callin skinny?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 221 | April 29, 2020 2:22 PM |
As others have mentioned, Armie really yo-yo's with his weight. He clearly has the capacity to train hard/lose weight when he needs to - he was the slimmest he's ever been in Call Me By Your Name and he also looked fantastic in Sorry to Bother You - but he strikes me as the kind of person who is lazy in his own life with his eating habits and tends to pack on water weight pretty quickly. I saw a portrait done of him recently by famed portrait photographer Martin Schoeller (I think it was in conjunction with 'The Minutes' but not sure if he did the whole cast) and he looked.....rough, to say the least. Very bloated and tired.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 222 | April 29, 2020 4:47 PM |
r218 Is there proof of a pre CMBYN tummy tuck? This is the first I hear of this. I was under the impression that he just dropped weight as instructed. Luca wanted him thin, but not the typical gym sculpted look of today, which would have been more true to the early 80's.
| by Anonymous | reply 223 | April 29, 2020 6:05 PM |
Elizabeth works hard to maintain that figure: the body of a tall, hairless, gangly 14-year-old body that Armie desires.
I'll give her that.
| by Anonymous | reply 224 | April 29, 2020 8:34 PM |
Armie looks bloated in that pic because he's a lush.
| by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 29, 2020 8:35 PM |
corrected:
Elizabeth works hard to maintain that figure: the body of a tall, hairless, gangly 14-year-old BOY that Armie desires.
I'll give her that.
| by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 29, 2020 8:42 PM |
R226, I'm disturbed by this. Is that Armie's skeleton in his closet (no pun intended) ? Is he into prepubescent boys or girls? Armie is young now so it is not much of an issue but what about in 10 or 20 years' time wouldn't it start seeming weird?
| by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 29, 2020 10:43 PM |
[quote] Timmy is that way naturally.
Tim was that way naturally a few years ago, now he has started looking suspiciously unhealthy. Luckily, he's sill really young and he can get away with it, but in 4 or 5 years if he carries on with the same 'lifestyle' a different picture will begin to emerge.
| by Anonymous | reply 228 | April 29, 2020 10:50 PM |
R227 He follows quite a few barely legal IG "models" so he definitely likes them young but I don't think he has a fetish for them.
| by Anonymous | reply 230 | April 29, 2020 11:41 PM |
[quote][R192] honestly would any of us even know who Armie was if Timothée Chalamet didn’t act in Call me By Your Pedo Pseudonym? He’s lucky to even get a look in as Timmy’s possible lover/ ex costar.
I would. I recall noticing that his chest was pleasingly forested in Mirror Mirror, and I actually thought he did a decent job in The Man from UNCLE and Free Fire. Now, I thought he was miscast in a really unfortunate way in CMBYN that made his character seem far more of a pedo than he was in the novel, and he's dispelled any appeal he might have had for me with his antics in the last couple of years. But at one point I was a fan.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 231 | April 30, 2020 12:17 AM |
[quote]I thought he was miscast in a really unfortunate way in CMBYN
In fairness, Chalamet was also miscast in the sense of he looked too young for the role, and Armie looked too old, and when combined - not a great look.
| by Anonymous | reply 232 | April 30, 2020 1:20 AM |
He’s just not trying anymore I guess.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 233 | April 30, 2020 1:22 AM |
Chalamet looked seventeen even though he was twenty one. He looked exactly the age of the character.
It’s not his fault Hammer looked thirty seven.
| by Anonymous | reply 234 | April 30, 2020 1:24 AM |
R231, R232, you are still going on about the age difference? The film is out there already, it won a couple of oscars. Give it a rest
Armie has done other films after that one: Hotel Mumbai, Sorry to Bother You, Wounds, and has more in the pipeline.
| by Anonymous | reply 235 | April 30, 2020 2:47 AM |
R233, he has massive feet.
It's like he's angry with the world, but when you consider his surroundings and circumstances, what's he angry about, really?
| by Anonymous | reply 236 | April 30, 2020 2:49 AM |
[quote]Chalamet looked seventeen
He really didn't. If he did the whole pedo furore would never have started.
| by Anonymous | reply 241 | April 30, 2020 4:54 AM |
Chalamet did look 17 in Call Me By Your Name. Since we're so used to seeing actors in their mid 20's to early 30's in those roles, we forget what real teenagers look like. Chalamet looked spot on like a high school junior or senior.
| by Anonymous | reply 242 | April 30, 2020 7:14 AM |
R242 Some people see 17 year olds daily for real. And no - he looked much younger. Again, if he didn't then there wouldn't have been any of the predator talk as it would've just looked like an age gap. I guess accepting that fact is hard for some of those people who found him sexually attractive in CMBYN as it perhaps makes them face up to some ugly truths about themselves.
| by Anonymous | reply 243 | April 30, 2020 7:34 AM |
R243 You're not the only one who sees 17 year olds daily. Chalamet did look seventeen, it's Armie who looked much older than 24.
| by Anonymous | reply 244 | April 30, 2020 7:44 AM |
[quote]Tim was that way naturally a few years ago, now he has started looking suspiciously unhealthy.
This is the truth, though you'll probably get trashed for saying it. His natural thinness is well-documented, but what's going on now is beyond that. In some of the fan pics from the time he wore the pink suit, his cheek and jaw bones are like razor blades, with no padding in between. Gaunt, not thin. The only way you get a face like that is from drugs, an eating disorder or a concentration camp. It's not as obvious in professional photos where he's looking straight ahead. But once you get him from other angles in pics that haven't been retouched you can see it. With some of the sketchy company he keeps drugs would be my guess, but who knows. His fangurls are probably in for a rude awakening one of these days.
R223, look for some hi-res pics of the 'morning after' lake scene in CMBYN. Armie has two horizontal scars across his midsection--one above his navel, one across the navel itself--that are clearly visible. If how weird his stomach looks in other scenes isn't proof of a tummy tuck, those scars should do it.
| by Anonymous | reply 245 | April 30, 2020 8:26 AM |
R240, not with that hair-cut, you're not!
| by Anonymous | reply 246 | April 30, 2020 12:48 PM |
[quote]He really didn't. If he did the whole pedo furore would never have started.
That's because of forced perspective when standing next to Hammer, where your mind registers Hammer as a normal sized adult and Chalamet as a child. It was like the opposite of when they paired Alan Ladd with Veronica Lake.
| by Anonymous | reply 248 | April 30, 2020 2:07 PM |
There are *some* 17 year olds that look like Chalamet did in that movie, but 14–15 would have been my first guess. Thankfully I've never found someone that young-looking attractive, even when I was in my early teens.
I'd have placed Hammer in his mid-to-late 30s based on his appearance in the film rather than 24, but having him spend an afternoon smoking and playing cards with retirees while Timothy hung around like his kid REALLY emphasized the massive difference in apparent ages. The choice was odd enough it made me look up Guadagnino's personal life and bingo!, his boyfriend is his 15-years-younger 2nd unit director protege.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 250 | April 30, 2020 2:15 PM |
There are *some* 17 year olds that look like Chalamet did in that movie, but 14–15 would have been my first guess. Thankfully I've never found someone that young-looking attractive, even when I was in my early teens.
I'd have placed Hammer in his mid-to-late 30s based on his appearance in the film rather than 24, but having him spend an afternoon smoking and playing cards with retirees while Timothy hung around like his kid REALLY emphasized the massive difference in apparent ages. The choice was odd enough it made me look up Guadagnino's personal life and bingo!, his boyfriend is his 15-years-younger 2nd unit director protege.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 251 | April 30, 2020 2:15 PM |
Alan Ladd was 5'4" and Veronica Lake was 4'11". They were paired together to force perspective on the audience that they were average sized.
| by Anonymous | reply 252 | April 30, 2020 2:18 PM |
R252 Thank you. I get it now, but I think the issue is age-related appearance rather than height.
| by Anonymous | reply 253 | April 30, 2020 2:21 PM |
Incidentally, that Ladd guy looks like Armie Hammer. He would have made it big in the 40s, he was born in the wrong era.
| by Anonymous | reply 254 | April 30, 2020 2:35 PM |
alas, armie is str8 as a board, and boring is one thing he isn't. swell guy who dotes on his family
u queens dreem on
| by Anonymous | reply 256 | April 30, 2020 2:57 PM |
@R256 the lady doth protest too much, methinks
In the world of entertainment and promotions perception is reality. It doesn't really matter what he is but what he appears to be.
| by Anonymous | reply 257 | April 30, 2020 3:16 PM |
R250, you act as if Luca is dating an infant. Ferdinando, his partner is a 33 yo film director in his own right that already has a receding hairline
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 258 | April 30, 2020 3:21 PM |
R250 You need to stop watching Riverdale, you clearly have no idea what a 17yo is supposed to look like. And yes, Luca's partner is considerably younger but they got together when both were adults. Luca adapted a novel, he didn't choose the age difference. I agree that Armie was miscast but let's not mix things up.
| by Anonymous | reply 259 | April 30, 2020 3:52 PM |
Not only did Hammer look old he came across all Pervy. His acting choices really suck.
As for his recent looks, his body is a real mess. He has so much body fat on his back and chest, it’s due to bad habits and general laziness. His lipo was obvious in cmbyn.
| by Anonymous | reply 260 | April 30, 2020 3:58 PM |
I'm confused, if you have a lipo does the weight/fat come back after some time? How does that work
| by Anonymous | reply 261 | April 30, 2020 4:20 PM |
[quote]His acting choices really suck
Luca's acting choices, remember he had to show Armie video of other actors to show him how to act in a scene.
| by Anonymous | reply 262 | April 30, 2020 8:40 PM |
r228 Are you suggesting drug use? 🤭
| by Anonymous | reply 263 | May 1, 2020 4:04 AM |
[quote]Luca adapted a novel, he didn't choose the age difference.
No, but what I was getting at is that Luca *chose* to direct a project with a very NAMBLA-esque theme, not that he inserted such into it when it wasn't present in the source material. I had assumed he met the boyfriend when the latter was just getting started though—if he was full grown and had a career of his own at the time it's not problematic the way the romance in the film was.
| by Anonymous | reply 264 | May 1, 2020 4:50 AM |
FYI, it's not like the whole world has a problem with the age difference in CMBYN. It's only Americans. Why would Luca even give a shit? He's a European director. It's your problem, not his.
| by Anonymous | reply 265 | May 1, 2020 5:59 AM |
Absolutely, Europeans are known to condone pedophilia.
| by Anonymous | reply 266 | May 1, 2020 10:52 AM |
Whoa! Is this the pedo troll in a different guise? Armie and Timothee are both adults. Tim played the chaser/pursuer or whatever you want to call it, on screen and off screen. So, where is the problem?
| by Anonymous | reply 267 | May 1, 2020 11:01 AM |
He did not look much younger but he did not look like a jacked TikTok freakazoid of American surburbia.
| by Anonymous | reply 268 | May 1, 2020 11:04 AM |
armie and wife are mega rich, he can pick the artsy roles he wants. he mus be hot, half the actors in town want to be in a movie with him and dream of sucking the milk out of his tits and cock.
GO ARMY!!! ENJOY UR BODY MAN!!! SPREAD THE LOVE TO THE BOYS ….
| by Anonymous | reply 269 | May 1, 2020 1:41 PM |
What is up to the pedo troll’s ass lately? He must be closet pedo himself and this really bothers him daily.
| by Anonymous | reply 270 | May 1, 2020 1:46 PM |
Im sure he makes sure the boys are 18 before anything. get real
| by Anonymous | reply 271 | May 1, 2020 1:50 PM |
Some of the fan art for CMBYN is frankly, terrifying.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 272 | May 1, 2020 2:31 PM |
Yeah the timing of the movie's release with the peaking of Yaoi pretty much destroyed Armie's image.
| by Anonymous | reply 278 | May 1, 2020 3:14 PM |
17 is legal in Italy u nincompoops.
armie is to be blessed and praised for popping teen cherry holes. he does it with love and sensitivity and they don't hurt after his meat has cum in them. rather that than some ruff 19 yr old thug rapin tim tim on a motorbike. !!!! or old rich john jus shovin it in with meaness (like ellen)
ARMIE FUKS WITH PASSION AND SWEET LOVE COOKIESl… they call him big daddy sweet salami kisses
| by Anonymous | reply 279 | May 1, 2020 4:27 PM |
I'm glad DLers are so calm, intelligent, and most of all, sane.
| by Anonymous | reply 280 | May 1, 2020 5:04 PM |
The fan art isn't CMBYN's fault.
| by Anonymous | reply 281 | May 1, 2020 7:20 PM |
A couple of those are actually pretty good. You want to be terrified by fan art, look into the Stucky tag on Tumblr sometime...
| by Anonymous | reply 283 | May 2, 2020 1:03 AM |
Geez, I can't believe we're still having this conversation years later, but in still ohotos, Tim looks younger and Armie looks older, but in the actual movie, the difference is not so noticeable, and they seem age-appropriate to their characters
| by Anonymous | reply 284 | May 2, 2020 4:24 AM |
R284 it’s not just the looks it’s how Oliver is portrayed like a typical child groomer. And Armie looks like his Dad in CMBYN. Not age appropriate at all. The only stans are pedos and str8 girls who fetishize gay sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 285 | May 2, 2020 5:27 AM |
Who you calling “skinny”?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 286 | May 2, 2020 3:02 PM |
Armie is so bloated from excess and then he does something unhealthy to fix it like dieting or lipo. His wife definitely has eating problems. They gorge themselves on refined sugars and bottom feeding seafood. Drink to excess. This is why both look 10 years older than they are. I also know smoking ages you. This is why he basically lost his looks in about 2 years. Not to mention he and the misses are heavily into Botox. There’s a photo floating around of Armie where you can see he’s just had it done because he looks like Satan. The wife looks like she’s in drag because of all the fillers.
| by Anonymous | reply 287 | May 3, 2020 9:38 AM |
My dad used to wear those fringe shirts when he got drunk with his buddies.
| by Anonymous | reply 289 | May 4, 2020 7:41 AM |
A-list Actors almost always get fat in between films.
It’s a Badge of Honor.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 290 | May 4, 2020 8:00 AM |
The divorce rumour is from unhinged Charmies.
| by Anonymous | reply 291 | May 4, 2020 2:19 PM |
In what universe is Armie A-list?
| by Anonymous | reply 292 | May 4, 2020 7:30 PM |
Armie isn’t an A list actor. He’s never been first choice for any role. He wasn’t even first choice for Oliver the role he butchered with his bad acting.
| by Anonymous | reply 293 | May 4, 2020 8:27 PM |
There must have been some points at which even Chalamet was wondering why the fuck he was acting opposite Hammer.
I really hope Luca got to fuck Armie, if he risked his film just for some straight guy he desired and got nothing out of it...what a waste.
| by Anonymous | reply 294 | May 4, 2020 11:03 PM |
Anti-Armie troll, enough. Go get your meds
| by Anonymous | reply 295 | May 4, 2020 11:12 PM |
Are you really so insecure about your own opinions that you have to try and dismiss anyone who doesn't share them as a troll, R295?
| by Anonymous | reply 296 | May 4, 2020 11:15 PM |
He's not the only one that has gone downhill.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 297 | May 4, 2020 11:19 PM |
R296, my opinions, what opinions?
| by Anonymous | reply 298 | May 4, 2020 11:22 PM |
Is there a difference between pronouncements and opinions?
| by Anonymous | reply 299 | May 5, 2020 2:28 AM |
R296, r295 is a stan. They defend Armie’s good name and “A list” status because to think he’s anything less would hurt their feelings. Anyone who finds his wooden and often inappropriately creepy portrayal of Oliver, is obviously a troll. Obviously. Don’t you know? The Academy was also trolling when they purposely didn’t nominate him for helping to move the plot more uncomfortably towards the Nambla route.
| by Anonymous | reply 300 | May 5, 2020 5:41 AM |
r222 He didn't blend the undereye concealer very well.
| by Anonymous | reply 301 | May 5, 2020 1:15 PM |
Okay, so this is my first time posting on an Armie thread. Don't have pro or con feelings because I've seen Facebook movie and Lone Ranger. I don't obsess over male actors I obsess over Faye, Jessica, Geraldine, and Sandy (M A R Y !!!)
SO what are the best points of historical evidence that Armie is gay. Is it real or a DL wish.
Not being snarky, really want to know the origin story.
| by Anonymous | reply 303 | May 6, 2020 10:41 AM |
He looks like a gay leather bar veteran who has just spotted his new victim.
| by Anonymous | reply 304 | May 6, 2020 10:44 AM |
[quote]SO what are the best points of historical evidence that Armie is gay. Is it real or a DL wish.
There are none really, other than the effete quality he has from being a spoiled pampered oil heir. However the over the top, trans-looking wife and her bizarre, image-obsessed social media behavior have made his marriage and domestic life look questionable and therefore suspect. Happy heterosexual marriages don’t produces wives like that.
| by Anonymous | reply 306 | May 6, 2020 11:28 AM |
Also I have followed them on IG since Man from UNCLE and she went from being a charming Hollywood wife, seemingly content behind the scenes and very discrete, to a social media gorgon with severe boundary issues (it was she who uploaded the video of her son fellating his father’s toes.). So obviously something turned her crazy.
| by Anonymous | reply 307 | May 6, 2020 11:37 AM |
him and his wife both precious fun hot people...
from whence doth such haters arise ?
| by Anonymous | reply 308 | May 6, 2020 12:17 PM |
R307, Liz had always injected herself into Armie's public life--posing in cast-only pics on the red carpet and stuff like that--but it was much lower key. She really lost her mind circa Call Me By Your Name, acting like she was a member of the cast herself. She totally viewed the attention he got for that as HER big opportunity too. She always wanted to be famous in her own right but had no abilities and couldn't make anything happen on her own; she tried to be a model, tried to be an actress, tried to be a journalist but the thing that has gotten her closest to her goals is being Armie's wife, so she's riding it for all it's worth. She doesn't care how she's famous, as long as she can access the things that famous people can.
| by Anonymous | reply 309 | May 6, 2020 2:13 PM |
R307, Liz had always injected herself into Armie's public life--posing in cast-only pics on the red carpet and stuff like that--but it was much lower key. She really lost her mind circa Call Me By Your Name, acting like she was a member of the cast herself. She totally viewed the attention he got for that as HER big opportunity too. She always wanted to be famous in her own right but had no abilities and couldn't make anything happen on her own; she tried to be a model, tried to be an actress, tried to be a journalist but the thing that has gotten her closest to her goals is being Armie's wife, so she's riding it for all it's worth. She doesn't care how she's famous, as long as she can access the things that famous people can.
| by Anonymous | reply 310 | May 6, 2020 2:13 PM |
R310, I don't think you get it. It was important for people 'to understand' that Armie Hammer is 110% heterosexual, any doubt would render their marriage a sham. She wanted to make it clear that Armie was only 'gay for pay' and that in real life he's a family man with a 'wife'. That's why she turned it up an octane and as T & A's chemistry became palpable, she frantically inserted herself in the picture.
I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be for her when her group of friends most — if not all — of them conservatives see the speculation about Armie's gayness or his 'supposed relationship or affair' with Timothee in the media.
From GQ magazine, to vogue, vulture, NY magazine, etc... have brazenly been claiming things. The difference between now and 2 decades ago is that everything gets overblown with social media where everyone (including me) has an opinion.
| by Anonymous | reply 311 | May 6, 2020 2:39 PM |
How many followers did Liz have pre CMBYN?
| by Anonymous | reply 312 | May 6, 2020 2:43 PM |
R303 Armie was at his most butch after the movie he played a pedo. Before the pedi movie he was, for me, clearly a gay man in the closet. After the pedo movie he tried to be more careful because of people probably noticing he was pinging their gaydar.
For me, it’s everything. He reads thirsty bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 313 | May 6, 2020 2:47 PM |
R303 There's no real evidence, it's wishful thinking, delusional shippers, and an obsessed troll who goes on endlessly about him being a bottom who takes yards of dick. He played gay in movies three times but that's meaningless. At most he's bisexual but even then you can tell from his instagram follows he's mainly into women (no gay man would follow dozens of accounts with naked women) and he would probably never date a man. There are receipts he cheats on his wife with other women, not men. If he's miserable it's not because he's closeted it's because like most straight men who are married with kids they hate heir lives and get bored and want to fuck around.
| by Anonymous | reply 314 | May 6, 2020 2:54 PM |
R303 there’s also an Andy Cohen interview with Armie where Andy asks him about another gay part he played (now take note this is allegedly a cishet who has had like 10 gay parts over the years), and he brags, almost salivates over kissing Leo Dicaprio and getting a boner in the process. The female guest was shocked to hear he was married. They always mention his wife in all his interviews. I put money on the probability that his PR ask interviewers to mention his family and children. They inevitably do, no matter how bad a segue. The constant reinforcement that he’s a married man. All the while he is painting his toes pink, drooling over his male costars and getting as many gay roles involving kissing as he can.
Not to mention there is no clear story about how he met his beard *cough* his wife. His wife was introduced from his previous casting agent buddy who remains his loyal sycophant. He has many minders all the time, probably to ensure his liaisons sign ndas. He seems to have a thing for curly haired brunettes.
| by Anonymous | reply 315 | May 6, 2020 2:59 PM |
R305 not only that drooling over the twink but he followed said twink across the world for an entire press tour even though he didn’t have a chance at any of the awards. It looked like he did so Just so he could drool and fondle said twink.
| by Anonymous | reply 316 | May 6, 2020 3:01 PM |
He’s straight but I do think he’s unhappy in his marriage. I think a divorce is inevitable.
| by Anonymous | reply 317 | May 6, 2020 3:04 PM |
R314 is a Middle Aged white woman who despairs her favorite probably loves taking it in the missionary position.
His social media follows are even more evidence that he’s in the closet, imo. What married man openly follows naked women on his account. His wife is often posting on that account. She doesn’t care, she is married to an oil heir. Gay or not.
His only genuine SM interactions usual involve previously mentioned curly brunettes like Henry Cavill, Colton Haynes. He’s often on their accounts drooling and always making inappropriate comments. His most recent was drooling over Sam Caflin’s physique. The guy’s bottom is probably raw. Look how his thighs clench when he walks.
| by Anonymous | reply 318 | May 6, 2020 3:09 PM |
R317 Why are these str8 women so pressed people think he’s gay? You realize this is a gay forum? Stop trying to defend his sexuality, while he’s probably having his ass pummelled.
| by Anonymous | reply 319 | May 6, 2020 3:16 PM |
R318, how backward the US must be if a trustafarian like him still has to hide his sexuality in the 21st century. The studios keep on saying that is because they need to promote films in god forsaken places but the truth is the US audience itself is the one with reservations about actors' race, gender, sexuality, etc..
| by Anonymous | reply 320 | May 6, 2020 3:43 PM |
The haters obviously are insane trolls who have never met them. Theyr awesome. One big happy family, Armie is particular with his roles, his stint on bway was well reviewed. He gets many offers, he is georgous !
On with ur putrid lives haters, while happy souls prosper and thrive.
bless u armie and family!
| by Anonymous | reply 321 | May 6, 2020 4:03 PM |
Armie’s fundie parents would disinherit him if he ever came out as gay or bi. You think he’s going to throw away all that cash?
| by Anonymous | reply 322 | May 6, 2020 4:08 PM |
R321 they do look like a happy family. Shippers are predicting their demise because they are convinced he’s in love with Timothée Chalamet but Armie and Timothée seem to avoid each other like the plague. He and the wife were apparently BFFs. She gets a sweet deal of a rich oil heir and gets fame she loves while he gets a cover for his liaisons. Perfect bearding arrangements. Besides many gay men want a family what better way then with someone who understands your needs. She even probably sets him up with people. I heard she let Timothée into their bed once. She’s probably the woman of his gay dreams.
| by Anonymous | reply 323 | May 6, 2020 4:10 PM |
R321 they do look like a happy family. Shippers are predicting their demise because they are convinced he’s in love with Timothée Chalamet but Armie and Timothée seem to avoid each other like the plague. He and the wife were apparently BFFs. She gets a sweet deal of a rich oil heir and gets fame she loves while he gets a cover for his liaisons. Perfect bearding arrangements. Besides many gay men want a family what better way then with someone who understands your needs. She even probably sets him up with people. I heard she let Timothée into their bed once. She’s probably the woman of his gay dreams.
| by Anonymous | reply 324 | May 6, 2020 4:10 PM |
In these troubled times, I think it is ridiculous that people who are so naturally attractive go out of their way to make themselves look like shit. It just seems ungrateful and a stupid waste of resources. Time will catch up with him and make him look awful soon enough. Until then, he owes it to society to always look his best.
| by Anonymous | reply 325 | May 6, 2020 4:14 PM |
I strongly agree with you, R320. I'm so tired of HW pushing the heteronormative narrative while pretending to espouse liberal values. Such hypocrites. R310 and R311 are both right even though they are making different points. I think the wife was asked to be a part of CMBYN publicity to quell any talk of the co-stars being gay in real life, but once she was involved, she reveled in it. As for R314's claim that following Instagram accounts of female models makes a person straight? I'm sure his PR team would love for people to believe that. Armie does not seem to have chemistry with women, in movies or in real life. And no R324, they do not look happy. They look fake as hell.
| by Anonymous | reply 326 | May 6, 2020 4:22 PM |
R313 R315 R316 R318 R319 R323 are all by the same obsessive troll I was talking about at R314. He or she is in every Armie thread, don't bother taking any of those replies seriously. Block them and you'll see how much time is dedicated to trying to convince people that Armie is gay. Truly deranged.
He follows the women openly on instagram despite being married because this is the same man who liked rope bondage pics on twitter where everyone can see and who keeps taking off his wedding band and flirting with random women in Saudi Arabia. His wife goes off on the girls who send him pics and who he tries to have affairs with, on his public account, because he's not the brightest and has no social media savvy. She does not follow them for him, she hates it and blocks them.
| by Anonymous | reply 327 | May 6, 2020 4:40 PM |
R326 His PR people would not tell him to follow these girls when he's married, especially not 19 year olds with OnlyFans (who he unfollowed only after people noticed). He started following a bunch of them once IG got rid of the following tab last year. Either he thought people couldn't see it or at least it didn't show up on their activity tabs.
And you really think he does what's good for PR? He's a mess. His publicist commented on the look he gave himself in quarantine with mild exasperation.
| by Anonymous | reply 328 | May 6, 2020 4:51 PM |
I wish the Ignore Thread function actually worked, because I am SICK of seeing this creep's leering face every day.
| by Anonymous | reply 330 | May 6, 2020 5:01 PM |
the unhinged armie troll is chalametgreta on twitter / cudimontage-yeebaby on tumblr, she (he?) is an older timothee stan from uk. go follow them ❤️
| by Anonymous | reply 331 | May 6, 2020 5:08 PM |
R327 = Lizzie? What's up Liz? How are the cupcakes?
| by Anonymous | reply 332 | May 6, 2020 5:16 PM |
Just so you know one of Armie's best and closest friend keeps shading Liz on IG and liking Charmie posts implying Tim and Armie are in a relationship.
| by Anonymous | reply 333 | May 6, 2020 5:18 PM |
Last year, Timmy's AUNT was all over Charmie's IG accounts, liking charmie pics and commenting to wish for Armie and Timmy to be able to be open about their relationship. But yes of course, this is only a couple of demented's fans wishful thinking.
| by Anonymous | reply 334 | May 6, 2020 5:23 PM |
R332 Yes, I'm Elizabeth, on Datalounge telling people my husband cheats on me, is miserable in our marriage and follows teens for porn on instagram. How did you guess?
| by Anonymous | reply 335 | May 6, 2020 5:29 PM |
R335 Wasn't too hard to guess, you've always been pathetic!
| by Anonymous | reply 337 | May 6, 2020 5:51 PM |
Yep, r327 has an agenda. My guess is the worst rumor about Armie that they can’t tolerate and they’ll tolerate anything like: - he’s got a thing for young girls - he’s into rope bondage - he’s on the brink of divorce
The worst, absolutely worst rumor they need to beat down is any revolving his sexuality. For a man with such a inheritance, he would lose everything if his fundie parents thought he was gay. But most importantly he’d lose his ability to operate on the downlow. Bc Armie is probably insatiable. A man with all those minders... so r327 is most likely his PR. They don’t want you to think he’s gay which is why they live on DL and ask you to block anyone suggesting he is.
| by Anonymous | reply 338 | May 6, 2020 5:51 PM |
R327 the reaction to what she wrote has unhinged you so I’ll assume it’s all true.
| by Anonymous | reply 339 | May 6, 2020 5:55 PM |
R338 R339 Of course you will because you're now posting from your other account pretending you didn't write that comment. Are you admitting you're a woman then?
The funny thing is you assume I'm an Armie fan or his wife or his PR when I find him annoying and slightly repulsive now and I'm not saying anything nice about him in my comments. I said he could be bisexual. I have absolutely no interest in proving he's straight, all I'm doing is stating facts but I know those don't matter to you anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 340 | May 6, 2020 6:23 PM |
instagram hasn't taken away the following tag. I can still see it and can now even see the hashtags people are following, not just accounts - Armie is following the 'shibari' hashtag, the 'james baldwin' hashtag, and the 'jane elliot' hashtags. I guess this could be a glitch or only suggested hashtags? But I checked it on my own account (I follow one hashtag) and it listed it there. When I unfollowed the hashtag, it removed it from the list.
He's also still following a bunch of shibari, fetish, and nude/nearly nude model accounts on his instagram. I mean hey - whatever floats your boat! But i'm shocked that his wife/publicist hasn't insisted he use a finsta for that kind of stuff.
| by Anonymous | reply 341 | May 6, 2020 6:54 PM |
[quote] 'jane elliot' hashtags
Who is she?
| by Anonymous | reply 342 | May 6, 2020 7:08 PM |
R341 a man whose wife lurks all over the Internet 247 who has a very manufactured image and a man with an active PR team who follow him everywhere. Also Armie unfollowed those young girls. You think they’d leave anything to chance with his following that people have mentioned before? No way. It’s on purpose. No homo, right?
R340, no you said he was str8 and you think saying he might be bi is a concession. No, darling. I’m saying he takes it up the ass. You’d never allow that rumor, now would you?
| by Anonymous | reply 343 | May 6, 2020 7:09 PM |
R344, there are more than a thousand Jane Elliotts
| by Anonymous | reply 345 | May 6, 2020 7:19 PM |
R341 Not that it means anything, but James Baldwin is one of the preeminent writers of gay-themed literature.
I don’t understand why people can’t agree to disagree about Armie’s sexuality. Maybe he’s gay, maybe he’s bi (my opinion), maybe he’s straight as an arrow. Fuck knows, but why do you care so much?
| by Anonymous | reply 346 | May 6, 2020 7:33 PM |
gREAT R346, so who is Jane Eliott and what is her connection to Armie?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 347 | May 6, 2020 7:36 PM |
Somehow he continues to stay employed in the industry.
| by Anonymous | reply 348 | May 6, 2020 7:36 PM |
when I actually go into the hashtag, the main person who comes up is Jane Elliot, the well-known anti-racism educator. I was taught her 'blue eyes, brown eyes' exercise in school - not by her personally, but by another teacher who adopted it. This seems like it could be a fit as Armie is pretty left in his own political leanings, a far cry from his family members who are staunch MAGA supporters - especially his mother, yikes.
In any case, they're staying in a $4000 a night residential suite in the Caymans for quarantine, which means they've got more liquid cash than I thought they did. They probably got a break on it, but still. That's a pretty penny.
| by Anonymous | reply 349 | May 6, 2020 7:47 PM |
R348: I'm kind of shocked that he's still working. He's not a good actor but he is handsome. Still though he hasn't really shown his ass or done any real nudity. If he's hesitant about nude scenes and with his little acting talent, why are casting directors still hiring him?
| by Anonymous | reply 350 | May 6, 2020 8:07 PM |
[quote]I don’t understand why people can’t agree to disagree about Armie’s sexuality
I think he's probably straight. My annoyance at the ones who claim he's gay is they suck the fun out of the thread. Armie and Liz are almost made for DL. The spoiled dumb actor who can't act, who keeps shoving his foot in both his own and his child's mouth, and the crazed wife obsessed with publicity, dressing her kids as though they're dolls, trying too hard even for Hollywood. The early threads about these two were hilarious in their snark and bitchiness.
But then these people showed up. And they're not here for fun, they're here to convince themselves their fantasy is real. So posts become a tedious examination of their life, looking for any possible evidence they might get divorced. They go so over-the-top in their hatred of Liz that they almost (almost) make her into a sympathetic character. And so the funny and witty posters from the earlier threads are forced out - which is their plan all along, because these people only want to exist in a bubble where everyone agrees with them.
There's other stuff too, of course. The fact they make stuff up and then pretend it's fact - even when their own sources contradict it. And their use of the "it's homophobic to come on a gay site and say someone isn't gay". But even that could be overlooked if they were at least funny or clever.
| by Anonymous | reply 351 | May 6, 2020 11:17 PM |
[quote]In any case, they're staying in a $4000 a night residential suite in the Caymans for quarantine, which means they've got more liquid cash than I thought they did.
Remember when Armie gave an interview and said he couldn’t afford to pay off a bet he lost to Luca because he needed to buy diapers the next week? Oh, my sides.
| by Anonymous | reply 352 | May 6, 2020 11:28 PM |
R350: I agree it's really surprising. He needs to either show his ass or taking acting lessons if he wants those rolls to keep coming in.
| by Anonymous | reply 353 | May 6, 2020 11:30 PM |
R352 Did he think saying something like that would make him sound relatable?
| by Anonymous | reply 354 | May 6, 2020 11:35 PM |
I don't think they're paying at all. His family is involved in some shady business and they live like royalty in the Caymans. I'm not saying Armie is broke but there's no way he could afford to spend 4000$/day. He's got daddy to thank for everything he owns.
| by Anonymous | reply 355 | May 6, 2020 11:36 PM |
R351 The fangirls are annoying but you can't deny that the Hammer couple has not been the same for a while now. I personally think Armie is fucking the french twink but even if he wasn't, it's obvious that he can't stand that woman anymore. He used to act like she was a goddess and the whole thing was hilarious to watch. Now, not so much. She's properly unhinged now and it still makes me laugh but there's not much material to laugh at the Hammily. Consider how much time apart they've spent in 2019. He's plain as day that he's avoiding her as much as possible and only sticks around for his kids.
| by Anonymous | reply 356 | May 6, 2020 11:42 PM |
Speaking of Armie's career, there hasn't been any announcement yet but it seems like he'll star in Tomb Raider 2 with Alicia Vikander because imdb lists his stunt double as part of the cast. Which means he has Dreamland, Rebecca, Death on the Nile and Next Goal Wins coming out this year and then that one in 2021. He's doing well.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 357 | May 6, 2020 11:47 PM |
R351 you sound nuts. Still trying to convince us all he’s a heterosexual? lol
| by Anonymous | reply 358 | May 6, 2020 11:54 PM |
R357: He’s not even a good actor. They really are still trying to make him happen.
| by Anonymous | reply 359 | May 6, 2020 11:56 PM |
that's true - Liz posted a story on her instagram of a thank you letter and bottle of champagne she sent to...I think his name was Wilmer? I don't know much about him but he is apparently the manager of the residences at the Ritz where they're staying. So I'm sure they either got it comped or at a discount, or it's his family paying for it. I was definitely surprised that they would be able to afford that! I forgot about that betting incident with Luca - I wonder if that's actually true or if he was just making a joke?
In any case I like Armie but I always get the feeling that he's repressing a ton of shit and therefore overcompensates in ways that feel *really* try-hard. He's got a ton of projects coming out in 2020 though and the academy has now lifted the ban on streaming only films cause of Corona, so maybe he'll get lucky? I think he'd be a lot less try-hard if he could just get one major nom lol.
| by Anonymous | reply 360 | May 7, 2020 12:21 AM |
There you go, R358, proving my point. At which point in my post did I try to convince anyone anything about his sexuality? All I said is you lot were lacking in any wit and behaved tediously - which is exactly what you just did by pretending that someone saying they believe he's straight is somehow trying to convince other people to think the same.
| by Anonymous | reply 361 | May 7, 2020 12:38 AM |
R361 your first statement was you think he’s straight R360 don’t bet money on any nomination. He’ll be lucky not to be a laughingstock
| by Anonymous | reply 362 | May 7, 2020 12:46 AM |
R362 So you think someone expressing their own opinion is the same as trying to change someone else's? Are you an idiot?
| by Anonymous | reply 363 | May 7, 2020 12:55 AM |
I truly don't understand the Armie hysteria on DL. He's so fucking boring. Why all the fuss? There's literally hundreds of other actors more talented, better looking, and more interesting. He's not bad, just kinda meh.
| by Anonymous | reply 364 | May 7, 2020 1:57 AM |
"I personally think Armie is fucking the french twink but even if he wasn't, it's obvious that he can't stand that woman anymore."
R356, thank you for the laugh!!! LOL! I personally think you're insane.
| by Anonymous | reply 365 | May 7, 2020 3:29 AM |
R349, thanks for the info on Jane Elliot. I'm not American and I had never heard of her before today.
I'm glad Armie is conscious of race issues and unlike many actors in HW, has actually bothered to work with black actors and directors. I wonder who has influenced him in this regard. Did he have an interest in James Baldwin before CMBYN? If his environment is your usual conventional gaggle of white/republican racists, what's prompted him to choose that path?
Intriguing.
| by Anonymous | reply 366 | May 7, 2020 7:51 AM |
[quote] I personally think Armie is fucking the french twink
Very likely
| by Anonymous | reply 367 | May 7, 2020 8:50 AM |
R366 Maybe growing up in the Caribbeans made him very conscious of racial inequalities. In any case Armie is always trying to oppose his family. Working woth black directors, playing gay roles,... The only thing he's ever done to please them is marry Elizabeth (who's basically his mother) but I think he had a wake-up call regarding that last year.
| by Anonymous | reply 368 | May 7, 2020 9:28 AM |
R365 "So you think someone expressing their own opinion is the same as trying to change someone else's? Are you an idiot?"
| by Anonymous | reply 369 | May 7, 2020 9:45 AM |
R368, so why didn't mummy get all riled up when he did "Birth of a Nation"? I think the general public (that is people on the DL) are too conventional to see that with Armie there is more than meets the eye — they are just taking things at face value. It is unusual to find someone who looks like Hammer to make out of the ordinary film choices and to be taking an interest in black gay writers.
| by Anonymous | reply 370 | May 7, 2020 9:58 AM |
Basically if your a fan your going to have biases bc you want to believe what you feel about someone is true and try to reinforce it with selective evidence.
Shippers want to believe his relationship is on the rocks. As someone who think he has a commercial arrangement with a beard, I don’t see anything with how he treats his beard as usual. She worked in the industry for E, has many connections and I think maybe acts as is manager. She’s often directing his publicist whenever they’re at events. She basically tells him where to stand, how to hold her like a heterosexual. She tells him what to write on her social media. But shippers notice his interest in men and his lack in women. ESP his wife.
Non shippers think he’s a family man, decent actor with integrity. These are the most delusional. The shippers may have their fantasy but they at least see through the facade of his marriage and sexuality.
The most ridiculous are his PR team who try to make us believe he is what he puts out there. They don’t care about the contradictions of him being a: -Married man who likes girly porn and bondage - a hetero who likes kissing men and flirting with men online -a privileged idiot who tries to pretend he’s woke and intelligent while golfing from his Caribbean estate
They don’t care as long as you know he’s no homo.
| by Anonymous | reply 371 | May 7, 2020 10:09 AM |
Re his parents and his race relations, he’s married to a woman who is very conservative in all her views. She didn’t really attend many of the Sorry to Bother You events but managed to tour with the CMBYN press tour until the very end. Her and the mother have stood next to RBG yet both are MAGA.
These people don’t care about race relations because they don’t have to. The blacks are their servants on Cayman Island. His wife had an Indian woman kneeling at her feet. Armie married and lives with this woman. He is “proud” of her. He’s written it all over social media. But of course when it comes down to it he’s raising an oil heir and heiress who will need to hob knob with the Texan social elite. He’s not raising any liberals.
| by Anonymous | reply 372 | May 7, 2020 10:13 AM |
R370 his parents want him to succeed so they can brag to their friends. He wants fame and celebrity. What else is there when you’re not very gifted in anything but have a decent face? His parents want bragging rights. He wants to impress them. Hence his thirst for awards and Oscars he’s still trying to get. They don’t care if he has to act opposite black people or appear woke.
I think this is why he was so affronted he didn’t get nominated for CMBYN. His parents must have loathed that movie and he put everything into promoting himself for the spotlight yet got undermined by a spunky skinny twink.
| by Anonymous | reply 373 | May 7, 2020 10:26 AM |
R368 Where did I disagree with you? I don't understand your comment. Mummy didn't get riled up when he did Birth of a Nation just like she didn't get riled up when he did Call me By your Name and these other gay films. They keep their relationship mostly private so we can't kow how she reacted for sure. Armie implied that they don't dwell on their differences. She knows there's nothing she can do about his career choices just like he knows he can't change her political views.
| by Anonymous | reply 374 | May 7, 2020 10:43 AM |
R374, there's a bit a misunderstanding. I was not criticizing you in any way. In fact, I agree with what you wrote.
However, I do disagree with what you are stating now that the mother was not riled up about CMBYN. Armie himself has said that his mother had refused to watch it. She also seemed to be happy when Armie decided to do "Straight White Men", the Broadway show, straight after CMBYN, implying that it is more appropriate for him because it reflected 'what he really is'.
| by Anonymous | reply 375 | May 7, 2020 11:35 AM |
R373, and he has succeeded. The fact we are on this board talking about him is a testament to that.
[quote] They don’t care if he has to act opposite black people or appear woke.
Not true; they do care. In their world, they see HW as tacky and acting as vapid and unworthy of their son where he mixes with 'riff-raffs' instead of sticking to his own kind. I'm sure they would have preferred it if he went into finance/investment banking like his brother and became one of the 'masters of the universe'.
| by Anonymous | reply 376 | May 7, 2020 12:20 PM |
I'm sure the wifey is just a concession to his parents', but especially to his mother's desires. Okay go into acting but at least marry someone we will approve of.
| by Anonymous | reply 377 | May 7, 2020 2:04 PM |
R377 Bingo.
The fact that someone with his looks and money took himself off the market at age 23 continues to astound me.
| by Anonymous | reply 378 | May 7, 2020 2:17 PM |
R378, because he's gay/bi...There's no other explanation. His family didn't want him to go wild in HW.
My guess is Armie wasn't so sure of it himself, when you are young you never are, but the mother could see it. Mothers always know.
| by Anonymous | reply 379 | May 7, 2020 2:47 PM |
Armie hasn't been accepting all these gay roles for no reason. I think he was repressed all these years and found relief playing these roles. Recently he had a supporting role in a short movie about two men questioning their heterosexuality.
| by Anonymous | reply 380 | May 7, 2020 2:51 PM |
R378 for me it’s always been obvious that Liz is a beard. Doesn’t mean she’s not livid if he falls openly in love with someone else (like a twink) because it embarrasses her. She is very high maintenance, class A personality. She wants the world and now and thinks she’s a queen. This is why her social media presence is so aggressive. She wants all her associates, friends, colleagues everyone to know she’s superior to them and everyone because she’s wife to Armand Hammer. I bet her favorite activity is the hammer gala. She can be truly the queen looking down.
So when the riff raff Go onto her instagram account and insult her or her husband gives all his attention to a twink for over a year, she is pissed! She hates, Timothée Chalamet with a fiery passion, I’m sure.
Because although she’s a beard, she has an image to uphold and the contract is very clear that Armie is to maintain the pretence of being married and in love. Otherwise it’s very embarrassing and insulting.
My biggest confusion is why shippers all seem convinced this is a real relationship. They are looking for a divorce and baffled when Armie tows the line because now she is not only his cover but the mother of his kids, who I’ve no doubt he adores.
| by Anonymous | reply 381 | May 7, 2020 2:51 PM |
R380 very true. And what straight man is painting their toe nails pink and getting facial hair and a makeover to look like a member of the Village People?
He was in a gay bar with Taika and Alicia in Hawaii and he was also very close friends with Branagh’s personal assistant, who by the way resembles another actor who Armie flirted with for a few months while filming Rebecca.
| by Anonymous | reply 382 | May 7, 2020 2:56 PM |
I don’t like Armie because I have a real problem with how he lets his wife treat Timothée. I’m sure he knows about her blind items or at least suspects. I also hate fakery. But, saying all that, if the man came out, I would be first in line to start stanning him, if not for his acting, which sadly I don’t rate, but for his growth as a human.
| by Anonymous | reply 383 | May 7, 2020 3:01 PM |
Unfortunately "growth as a human" doesn't pay the bills.
| by Anonymous | reply 384 | May 7, 2020 3:20 PM |
R383, we don't know what's really the T. I would question how Timothee treats the wife too.
It's a natural reaction, if someone wanted my partner, I would have annihilated them. I think what should be questioned here is Armie's behaviour; he seems to sit be about whilst his twink and missus scratch each other's eyes out over him. Not on, really
| by Anonymous | reply 385 | May 7, 2020 3:26 PM |
Growth as a human? I like Armie fine, but he’s as spoiled, thirsty and tone-deaf as ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 387 | May 7, 2020 3:33 PM |
women line up at hammer's dressing room to suk his hammer.
he is known for his fucking skills. gotta be a big shot if ur a male honey
| by Anonymous | reply 390 | May 7, 2020 5:05 PM |
Its his huge cumwads that are infamous. and his wet hairy asshole
| by Anonymous | reply 391 | May 7, 2020 5:06 PM |
R390 those big flipper hands. He looked very awkward in Cmbyn. I doubt he’s good at fuking. Probably as average as he is an actor. Nobody that repressed is a good lay.
R385 Timmy T didn’t want Armie. They’ve spend maximum 2 days in each other’s company in the last few years. Besides, the wife is still liking his shit and at one point was told off by his fans for being so obsessed with T. If she wanted revenge she wouldn’t bother sucking up to him. No she’s just a jealous B bc he stole the limelight from her meal ticket. They were meant to be the royal couple and Armie was meant to be the star. Instead Timmy shone. She is so jealous. For clout not for him stealing her husband. She’s also strangely obsessed with being like him down to some fashion choices she’s made.
| by Anonymous | reply 392 | May 7, 2020 6:52 PM |
Again...all this Armie hysteria. Get a life, guys. I mean girls. I mean gurls. Can't afford to offend anyone on here. Or I'll get the hysterical hates.
| by Anonymous | reply 393 | May 7, 2020 7:35 PM |
^You are so glib and ignorant! We are not "guys" as you call us. We are not "girls" or "gurls" We are hysteria positive sexually fluid negative heteronoramative non binary flexocurious nerf herders! We relate primarily to micas, ,quartz, feldspar. You can keep you pyroxenes, magnetites and coarse-grained plutonics as far as we're concerned.
| by Anonymous | reply 394 | May 7, 2020 7:53 PM |
R369 Why are you quoting my post in response to a post I didn't write? Are you one of those people who thinks everyone who doesn't agree with you must be the same person?
[quote]Non shippers think he’s a family man, decent actor with integrity. These are the most delusional. The shippers may have their fantasy but they at least see through the facade of his marriage and sexuality.
See, another example of the tediousness of you people. It's perfectly possible to believe he's straight whilst also thinking he's a shitty actor and a moron, and certainly lacking in integrity. The absolute stupidity of trying to act like everyone who thinks he's straight must have the same opinions about him in everything else.
| by Anonymous | reply 395 | May 7, 2020 8:36 PM |
Armie being his usual self and drawing attention to an important issue...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 396 | May 7, 2020 8:56 PM |
He is not allowed to have humor. He must comport himself with dignity and possibly sex with soft fruit.
| by Anonymous | reply 397 | May 7, 2020 9:01 PM |
Ugh that folow up tweet
[quote]The fact this tweet got 1/5th of the likes of my last tweet talking about how silly spelling is shows what’s wrong with the world
Or maybe it's because those actually interested in injustice don't need to wait around for a celebrity to tweet about it to get involved. Him whining about the amount of likes he gets is really pathetic.
| by Anonymous | reply 398 | May 7, 2020 9:02 PM |
He’s upset that he isn’t scoring brownie points for acting like he cares about social injustice. There really is no bottom with him. I bet he and his wife treats the black Caymanian staff like shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 399 | May 7, 2020 9:12 PM |
R399, I'd rather have some whitey that pretends to care and at least spreads the word making other ppl conscious of what's happening than the useless idiots of any race that sit on their backsides and do fuckall.
| by Anonymous | reply 400 | May 7, 2020 9:20 PM |
[quote]The fact this tweet got 1/5th of the likes of my last tweet talking about how silly spelling is shows what’s wrong with the world
It seems unseemly to even "like" a tweet discussing someone's murder. Bitch is late. Just because he wakes up from his rum stupor two days after everyone else has tweeted about this, doesn't mean people do not care.
| by Anonymous | reply 402 | May 8, 2020 12:58 AM |
Remarkable to find that the guy who gladly took money from Saudi Arabia has a problem with extrajudicial killings.
| by Anonymous | reply 403 | May 8, 2020 1:10 AM |
R403 Armie is fine with murder as long as there's booze involved.
Otherwise? Revolting!
| by Anonymous | reply 404 | May 8, 2020 1:29 AM |
I stopped caring whether he thinks something is right or not around the time he criticized people for posting pics from their moments meeting Stan Lee as a memorial to him.
I don't really have a strong opinion one way or the other about his sexuality. I'm just quite sure he's a freak with zero understanding of how to relate to normal people and their lives.
| by Anonymous | reply 405 | May 8, 2020 2:28 AM |
Armie has a very bizarre personal issue with black people and black issues. He said that he thought the Academy offered him a membership because they did not give him a nomination for “Birth of a Nation.” He also criticized a black artist for use slave-era paraphernalia satirically on an album cover, and said that he “had acted in a slavery movie” so he knew more about the issue than the black artist (paraphrasing.)
I can only imagine growing up rich and white in the Caribbean must have given him an immense sense of racial superiority.
| by Anonymous | reply 406 | May 8, 2020 11:29 AM |
R403
[quote] An extrajudicial killing (also known as extrajudicial execution) is the killing of a person by governmental authorities or individuals without the sanction of any judicial proceeding or legal process.
Get your facts right. One of the assailants was a retired police officer and the other his son. They were NOT government officials in any way, but white supremacists on the loose.
| by Anonymous | reply 407 | May 8, 2020 11:50 AM |
Mrs Hammer also sent a message of support for Ahmaud on IG
I wonder if she will bake his face onto a cookie.
| by Anonymous | reply 408 | May 8, 2020 11:55 AM |
[quote]I'm just quite sure he's a freak with zero understanding of how to relate to normal people and their lives.
Armie has spent his entire life without bothering to venture outside his bubble of wealth and privilege, and it shows.
| by Anonymous | reply 409 | May 8, 2020 12:36 PM |
R407 You're really going to absolve the police department which "investigated" the case and decided not to charge anyone?
And none of which changes the fact that Mr 'What's Wrong with the World' took money from a regime which tortures and murders and helped promote that regime.
| by Anonymous | reply 410 | May 8, 2020 12:52 PM |
[quote] took money from a regime which tortures and murders
And the US doesn't torture and murder? Why do you think the US has made so many enemies around the world?
| by Anonymous | reply 411 | May 8, 2020 1:12 PM |
R409, you are describing 95% of HW. Why pick on Armie?
| by Anonymous | reply 412 | May 8, 2020 1:13 PM |
R412 Um, because this is his thread?
| by Anonymous | reply 413 | May 8, 2020 1:15 PM |
[quote]Mrs Hammer also sent a message of support for Ahmaud on IG
The irony. This is a woman who gives money to the California Republican Party. Woke is a ridiculous look on her.
R411, is the US government paying Armie to help rehabilitate its image on social media? He can't help being American, but he can refrain from lining his already wealthy pockets with blood money from a foreign regime.
| by Anonymous | reply 414 | May 8, 2020 1:33 PM |
[quote] This is a woman who gives money to the California Republican Party.
I don't see what does supporting a particular political ideology has to do with supporting the gratuitous murder of a human being.
It shows she understands that and so got her priorities straight.
| by Anonymous | reply 415 | May 8, 2020 1:56 PM |
Then you don't see much. The party she financially contributes to has played a MASSIVE role in the demonizing of minorities in this country and the devaluing of our lives, more than ever in the last three and a half years, with the GOP now fully embodying and normalizing the white supremacy that cost Ahmaud his life.
| by Anonymous | reply 416 | May 8, 2020 2:24 PM |
You know Mrs Hammer would put up a lawn jockey statue if she could.
| by Anonymous | reply 417 | May 8, 2020 2:54 PM |
R416, white supremacy has always been at the essence of the creation of the US as a nation. The covert and insidious discrimination that minorities have been suffering even before Trump came into office over the decades and over the centuries has now come back to bite you. Because you have been doing nothing but consuming, consuming, consuming , filling you belly with the lies of the capitalist system. The system that keeps white supremacy in place.
And now Liz Hammer is guilty? Why?
| by Anonymous | reply 418 | May 8, 2020 4:55 PM |
You clearly weren't here when she got caught making that Indian lady bow to her.
| by Anonymous | reply 419 | May 8, 2020 5:13 PM |
Thank you, R414 and R416 (the same person, I think), for incisively explaining what is so irritating about the Hammers. As long as they persist in sharing their hypocrisy and phoniness (on many levels) with the public via social media, there will be criticism and mockery, R412. There would be far fewer threads about them if they just maintained a lower profile, but for some reason they (particularly Mrs. Hammer) can't do it. It's as though she needs the world to know how wonderful she is at all times and has no clue that she is not perceived that way.
| by Anonymous | reply 420 | May 8, 2020 5:20 PM |
[quote]It's as though she needs the world to know how wonderful she is at all times and has no clue that she is not perceived that way.
Exactly this. The Hammers both seem to be genuinely taken aback when people don’t adore them and their social media antics. Look at they way they lash out at negative commenters. It’s a bit pathetic really.
| by Anonymous | reply 421 | May 8, 2020 5:49 PM |
[quote]Look at they way they lash out at negative commenters
We really need a second article by that Buzzfeed writer.
| by Anonymous | reply 422 | May 8, 2020 5:54 PM |
R422= her envy getting the better of her
| by Anonymous | reply 423 | May 8, 2020 6:00 PM |
If ever you needed proof that money doesn’t buy class, the Hammers are Exhibit A.
| by Anonymous | reply 424 | May 8, 2020 6:06 PM |
R423 it is weird to think that some people think people envy the Hammers. Both have second rate careers, both are average looking, both intellectually inferior, she has a shitty personality and he seems certifiable. Both are extremely insecure.
What’s to envy? Their money. They aren’t even rich by actors’ standards. Why not hate on Chris Evans or Scarjo and her hot boyfriend?
| by Anonymous | reply 425 | May 8, 2020 8:24 PM |
I agree with R425. They may have money and shiny toys but I sure as hell don’t want their life.
| by Anonymous | reply 426 | May 8, 2020 8:37 PM |
R415 doesn't know a lot about the world.
| by Anonymous | reply 427 | May 8, 2020 9:20 PM |
[quote]What’s to envy? Their money. They aren’t even rich by actors’ standards. Why not hate on Chris Evans or Scarjo and her hot boyfriend?
Oh, I've made a few comments at ScarJo's expense as she's given herself a pedicure by mouth on a number of occasions. But I also sort of like her and wish her well despite the flubs.
Chris Evans is a benevolent god among men and I'll hear nothing said against him!
| by Anonymous | reply 429 | May 9, 2020 2:34 AM |
ScarJo, Chris Evans? Who are these people?
| by Anonymous | reply 430 | May 9, 2020 11:19 AM |
R430 Jesus Christ, don't you bitches know how to use Google?!
| by Anonymous | reply 431 | May 9, 2020 11:56 AM |
So, yes, I would say, totally gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 432 | May 9, 2020 2:36 PM |
His feet are hideous. I saw him up close once. He looks better on print. Not pretty at all in person. Kind of gangly and unattractive actually. Too tall and plain.
| by Anonymous | reply 433 | May 9, 2020 2:38 PM |
R433, you mean Armie's or Tim's?
| by Anonymous | reply 434 | May 9, 2020 2:53 PM |
Like Trump would say, R431 doesn't get sarcasm.
It's my way of saying that tarty Johansson and the other fella have no place on an Armie Hammer thread. Different kettle of fish
| by Anonymous | reply 435 | May 9, 2020 2:58 PM |
Armie, dreamy, tall and sexy!
| by Anonymous | reply 436 | May 9, 2020 3:29 PM |
Armie is a Virgo Sun with Gemini Moon and Gemini Rising. He is very Mercurial.
| by Anonymous | reply 438 | May 9, 2020 3:59 PM |
Didn’t one of his old girlfriends say he was awful in bed?
| by Anonymous | reply 439 | May 9, 2020 4:14 PM |
(R438) Thank you Miss Cleo for your intellectual wisdom. Did the chicken bones tell you that?
| by Anonymous | reply 443 | May 9, 2020 4:41 PM |
r443 The internet told me! Also, Timothee is a Capricorn Sun with Pisces Moon and Virgo Rising. He and Armie are not a good match!
| by Anonymous | reply 444 | May 9, 2020 4:50 PM |
The internet doesn't lie! It uses chicken bones!
| by Anonymous | reply 445 | May 9, 2020 4:56 PM |
R444, I thought Tim had Pisces rising too.
But if you look at their numerological profile, it's very different, they do match.
| by Anonymous | reply 446 | May 9, 2020 4:57 PM |
Mmmm ... Armie's chicken bones...
| by Anonymous | reply 453 | May 9, 2020 5:15 PM |
R452, thank you! Armie's chart is more interesting than Tim's. He's a fire tiger — wow
| by Anonymous | reply 454 | May 9, 2020 5:53 PM |
Howe khan yu all teenk dis taled ees fuhunnee abouta di Ammi Hammi aktore whena ee shol bee abouta de cheecken boneas! I cuss yu all!
| by Anonymous | reply 455 | May 9, 2020 6:34 PM |
The astrological charts are interesting because both actors (T & A) against the stereotype that is usually held, especially about Armie, the chart emphasises that he's cerebral, highly analytical and tends to over intellectualise things rather than guide himself by his feelings. To many who call him dumb on the DL (no idea why because they don't know him personally and have never met him) it may come as a surprise.
| by Anonymous | reply 456 | May 9, 2020 8:51 PM |
The Charmies believing in astrology really does explain so much.
| by Anonymous | reply 457 | May 9, 2020 9:04 PM |
R457, I'd rather believe in astrology than in organised religion
| by Anonymous | reply 458 | May 9, 2020 9:25 PM |
R414 How do you know she donated to the CA Republican Party?
| by Anonymous | reply 459 | May 9, 2020 10:55 PM |
Armie can still be dumb and analytical. That’s just a more unfortunate combination.
| by Anonymous | reply 460 | May 9, 2020 10:55 PM |
[quote]To many who call him dumb on the DL (no idea why because they don't know him personally
Do you?
| by Anonymous | reply 461 | May 9, 2020 11:04 PM |
R458 Or you can take the sane option and not believe in either
| by Anonymous | reply 462 | May 9, 2020 11:14 PM |
alright well I don't know jack shit about star charts but Armie just seems like the kind of guy who suffers from SEVERE dunning-Kruger effect.
| by Anonymous | reply 463 | May 9, 2020 11:16 PM |
R463 lol. He really does. I chalk it up to his yes men telling him he’s great, good looking, interesting and intelligent all his life. Lying straight to his face to win favor with the oil heir. His delusions of grandeur are why he’s still trying to get awards. Someone has convinced him he’s a good actor. The buffoonery.
| by Anonymous | reply 464 | May 10, 2020 8:54 AM |
[quote]How do you know she donated to the CA Republican Party?
Political donations are a matter of public record in the US. She also donated to John McCain's and Mitt Romney's presidential campaigns.
| by Anonymous | reply 465 | May 10, 2020 10:17 AM |
R465 eww so effectively Armie donated. Is he a registered Republican still? I read that somewhere.
| by Anonymous | reply 466 | May 10, 2020 11:39 AM |
R465 It's hilarious how Armie wants to act woke when he's married to someone like that. I'm sorry but no self-respecting liberal would get married to someone who donated to these people.
| by Anonymous | reply 467 | May 10, 2020 12:37 PM |
R459, this is the DL, they don't know they just make shit up.
| by Anonymous | reply 468 | May 10, 2020 4:17 PM |
R462, why? Does it bother you?
| by Anonymous | reply 469 | May 10, 2020 4:17 PM |
R465, this is so disturbing. Why is this woman taking that much of your brain space? You sound like a bunny boiler, only that Armie doesn't even know you exist.
| by Anonymous | reply 470 | May 10, 2020 4:22 PM |
Armie is gay according to twine of the Dlers because they determined that their fantasy is a real truth hardcore fact.
| by Anonymous | reply 471 | May 10, 2020 4:29 PM |
R472 The fact that she's calling herself an actress and a tv host is just as pathetic as her donating to Republicans.
| by Anonymous | reply 473 | May 10, 2020 6:58 PM |
I guess they didn’t have the option for ‘Humanitarian’.
| by Anonymous | reply 474 | May 10, 2020 7:07 PM |
Who took the photo at r475? Jesus how thirsty.
| by Anonymous | reply 476 | May 10, 2020 7:08 PM |
Young Armie looked so sweet and would have been the perfect fict for Oliver. It's sad to see a young man so infatuated with an older manipulative woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 479 | May 10, 2020 7:27 PM |
Young Armie looked so sweet and would have been the perfect fict for Oliver. It's sad to see a young man so infatuated with an older manipulative woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 480 | May 10, 2020 7:27 PM |
R479, R480 = bunny boiler
| by Anonymous | reply 482 | May 10, 2020 7:40 PM |
[quote]His feet are hideous.
I noticed that too. Is barefoot rock climbing a popular pastime among trust fund babies, or is that genetic?
| by Anonymous | reply 485 | May 10, 2020 8:19 PM |
R475 nothing says romance like having a professional photographer record your love. They love to get this sort of stuff on print otherwise someone might suspect their arrangements aren’t so real.
Anyway, poor Armie is literally desperate for attention. He’s not stopped communicating with his 10 fans on Twitter since the quarantine happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 486 | May 10, 2020 9:40 PM |
Was this his only appearance on the Steppenwolf "gala"?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 487 | May 10, 2020 9:51 PM |
Liz definitely wears the pants in the family. Armie is one domesticated princess. His posture with the servicing tray is almost as fem as the pink toes.
| by Anonymous | reply 488 | May 10, 2020 10:00 PM |
R487 He didn't even think about shaving that off before trying to give advice to people?
| by Anonymous | reply 489 | May 10, 2020 10:06 PM |
R489 He said "Fuck 'em, I'm not shaving it off!" Did he look a bit sad at the end to anyone else? This plus the wild haircut and stache makes me think he's having another mental breakdown.
| by Anonymous | reply 490 | May 10, 2020 10:36 PM |
R489 He said "Fuck 'em, I'm not shaving it off!" Did he look a bit sad at the end to anyone else? This plus the wild haircut and stache makes me think he's having another mental breakdown.
| by Anonymous | reply 491 | May 10, 2020 10:36 PM |
Are they still in the Caymans or are they back in LA?
| by Anonymous | reply 492 | May 11, 2020 2:32 AM |
I dislike Liz as much as the next sane person, but quit with this "older woman" bullshit. She is 4 years older than him. They are in the same general age group. This isn't some middle aged cougar with a teenager or a Macron situation.
| by Anonymous | reply 493 | May 11, 2020 3:48 AM |
Careful, R493, your entirely rational point will get you labelled as a PR shill.
It's truly a puzzlement why some insist on making up things like the older woman stuff when there's SO much actual stuff to mock her with.
| by Anonymous | reply 494 | May 11, 2020 3:58 AM |
I guess 4 years is A LOT to the tween Charmies. There is a world of difference between 11 and 15.
When you are in your 30's 4 years is nothing.
| by Anonymous | reply 495 | May 11, 2020 4:38 AM |
Woman mature faster than men so she is a more MATURE 4 years older than he
| by Anonymous | reply 496 | May 11, 2020 4:45 AM |
Yes, because whenever I think of Elizabeth Chambers I think of maturity. Christ, she dresses her kids like dolls, think it through.
| by Anonymous | reply 497 | May 11, 2020 4:51 AM |
Old ladies like to dress up dolls too
| by Anonymous | reply 498 | May 11, 2020 4:53 AM |
So we're back to her being an old woman now?
| by Anonymous | reply 499 | May 11, 2020 5:09 AM |
[quote]R465, this is so disturbing. Why is this woman taking that much of your brain space? You sound like a bunny boiler, only that Armie doesn't even know you exist.
You know what's disturbing? Being either so breathtakingly stupid or so utterly enthralled by Liz that you claim to see no link between her political ideology and the hypocrisy of someone like her even breathing Ahmaud's name.
It took 2 minutes to plug her name into the government database to come up with the info about her donations. You're the one posting all these IG pics of her and defending her all over the thread. I promise you that she takes up far more of your brain space than she does mine. And she doesn't know you exist, either.
| by Anonymous | reply 500 | May 11, 2020 5:39 AM |
4 years is like 10 for a woman compared with a man. Particularly marrying a 23 year old. They should and would have been light years apart in terms of maturity. But she was starting to brood and he was a meal ticket to an inheritance in exchange for permanent beard duties. Why not marry your BFF and secure you and your children’s future. Normal exchanges are rife with uncertainty and problems, who cares if your Hubbie is gay. You get to live the glamorous life.
As for his possible depression, he seems massively depressed. Always has. His reaction to any disappointments is to explode. So he’s holding back anguish on a daily basis. But to be fair, The hair, was probably hoping to get the part of Joe Exotic, kind of like the PR where he wanted to be Christian Grey so started following BDSM shit.
Notice he hasn’t given his mother any Mother’s Day wishes. Maybe he really resents her. She’s on social media, he’s not against publicly announcing things like this so the fact he ignores a chance to celebrate the woman who birthed him, says a lot. Mum looks like the wife though so undoubtedly a handful.
Laughing at Liz also ignoring her overweight and unsightly mother and choosing to celebrate Herself. Such narcissism.
| by Anonymous | reply 501 | May 11, 2020 9:19 AM |
omg imagine how kinky he gets after a few lines.....naked and with toys in him, he asks for more, and gets ev hole stuffed hell yesss
| by Anonymous | reply 502 | May 11, 2020 9:57 AM |
I didn't know Armie wanted to be Christian Grey. I don't think Liz would be cool with that.
| by Anonymous | reply 503 | May 11, 2020 10:23 AM |
She looks like a shrunken head.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 504 | May 11, 2020 10:33 AM |
Timothee has spoken.
It's official: Armie & Tim are together.
Now, how they are going to manoeuvre all of this after lockdown, I don't know
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 505 | May 11, 2020 10:39 AM |
Timothée has been making the H'wood rounds. He has no room for Armie and his baggage.
| by Anonymous | reply 506 | May 11, 2020 10:44 AM |
There won't be anything going on between them until the need to drum up buzz for the CMBYN sequel.
| by Anonymous | reply 507 | May 11, 2020 10:53 AM |
R505 is Tim staking his claim on social media. It was posted by him on IG and then deleted afterwards. We know who he is directing it to...
| by Anonymous | reply 508 | May 11, 2020 11:03 AM |
This is why everyone hates charmies. They actually think that Tim posting a clip from Bridesmaids to his IG stories is him sending messages about Armie.
R505 The same way they did before lockdown, by never seeing each other. Last time they were seen together was 15 months ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 509 | May 11, 2020 3:11 PM |
"hates charmies"??? Easy tiger....
Hate? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
And it is not a message about Armie, but about the wife who is getting on everyone's nerves with her 'husband' posts, like a 1950s wife. It seems to me that Tim for obvious reasons may have info on the actual state of their marriage.
| by Anonymous | reply 510 | May 11, 2020 10:37 PM |
[quote]This is why everyone hates charmies. They actually think that Tim posting a clip from Bridesmaids to his IG stories is him sending messages about Armie.
Of course they do, because that's what all the tragic shippers end up believing.
And that's assuming it even happened. A quick look at the obsessive Instagram accounts which log everything TC says and does doesn't show anything about that clip. And we know the Charmies here routinely make stuff up.
Also having looked at those accounts, I notice there seems to be an overlap between Chalamet fans and Harry Styles fans, which just seems offensive really. No doubt many former Larries just became Charmies.
| by Anonymous | reply 511 | May 11, 2020 10:56 PM |
Doing damage control, I see? Pressed to discredit any rumours about Armie and Tim?
LOL!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 512 | May 11, 2020 11:13 PM |
So I was wrong. As for these 'rumours' - like I said, I looked at those fan accounts which usually log everything and they didn't have it, so there obviously isn't that much interest in it. But you get points for proving what I said in R494 is true about you people labelling others as PR shills.
The funniest part is the PR people actually probably want to encourage that stuff, especially from Armie's side, since it's the most publicity he ever had. But you Charmies keep pretending there's some big evil overlords trying to keep them closeted and so they're sending you secret messages. Oh, and the astrology of course. The colour coding is surely only a few weeks away.
| by Anonymous | reply 513 | May 11, 2020 11:51 PM |
R513 = intern working overtime
| by Anonymous | reply 514 | May 12, 2020 12:01 AM |
R514 I'm genuinely curious - who do you think I'm an intern for? Who, exactly, do you think is forcing them into the closet?
| by Anonymous | reply 515 | May 12, 2020 12:07 AM |
r510 NOT EXTREAM. I HATE CHARMIES. THEY ARE DISGUSTING.
| by Anonymous | reply 516 | May 12, 2020 1:19 AM |
R515 very clever, another means of trying to discredit Tim and Armie rumours,
| by Anonymous | reply 517 | May 12, 2020 1:20 AM |
R513 Hi Lizzie! So sorry Armie completely forgot to celebrate you on Mother's Day! I know you live for those IG posts.
| by Anonymous | reply 518 | May 12, 2020 1:21 AM |
[quote] there's some big evil overlords trying to keep them closeted.
I think you got it wrong. There's no all seeing/powerful overlord that keeps them closeted, but their own ambition. If they both really wanted they could get a press release coming out tomorrow, but they will not because their respective careers would suffer. It's that simple, not rocket science.
However, this does not stop either of them — mostly Tim — from feeling guilty or trying to appease fans that are not so easily fooled.
| by Anonymous | reply 519 | May 12, 2020 1:30 AM |
Tim and Armie are not secret lovers. At this point I'm not even sure how active their friendship is at this time, beyond liking each others posts, but I'm sure they'll reconnect for CMBYN2.
The ridiculous Hammer marriage is a whole other story, but Armie being secretly in love with Tim is not a factor in that.
| by Anonymous | reply 520 | May 12, 2020 1:44 AM |
R520 It's very active. Armie knew Timmy's whereabouts as of February.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 521 | May 12, 2020 1:45 AM |
[quote] Tim and Armie are not secret lovers.
You seem very sure. And you know this how?
| by Anonymous | reply 522 | May 12, 2020 1:47 AM |
November 2019. Timothée explains that Armie's growing mustache started as a joke and then became a real thing. Why would he be aware of a private joke if they didn't at least keep in touch very regularly?
Why are Charmie haters so against facts? Do you really think you're any better than the Charmies when you act like that?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 523 | May 12, 2020 1:49 AM |
November 2019. Timothée explains that Armie's growing mustache started as a joke and then became a real thing. Why would he be aware of a private joke if they didn't at least keep in touch very regularly?
Why are Charmie haters so against facts? Do you really think you're any better than the Charmies when you act like that?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 524 | May 12, 2020 1:49 AM |
[quote]However, this does not stop either of them — mostly Tim — from feeling guilty or trying to appease fans that are not so easily fooled.
Because you're just oh-so-special, right?
You still haven't answered who I'm meant to be working for? Presumably you think I'm being paid by Timothee, right? And yet he then undermines his own chosen PR story because he feels "guilty" so he has to pay me more money in overtime? You really think you're that important?
It's hilarious how much you lot match conspiracy theorists. The secrets only the special few are educated enough to know. The contempt for people who don't share your view. The secret messages being sent. Even down to thinking you're so important that you yourself have been targeted for special attention.
How many other ships have you been a part of, where you've claimed all the same shit only to see those ships smash on the rocks? And don't lie, you use far too many of the tropes of this stuff for this to have been your first time.
| by Anonymous | reply 525 | May 12, 2020 2:24 AM |
R522 Asks the person who's been unable to show any evidence they are.
| by Anonymous | reply 526 | May 12, 2020 2:25 AM |
R526 I literally just showed that they are still in contact. Not my fault you lack basic cognitive skills.
| by Anonymous | reply 527 | May 12, 2020 2:31 AM |
R526 I literally just showed that they are still in contact. Not my fault you lack basic cognitive skills.
| by Anonymous | reply 528 | May 12, 2020 2:31 AM |
R526 I literally just showed that they are still in contact. Not my fault you lack basic cognitive skills.
| by Anonymous | reply 529 | May 12, 2020 2:31 AM |
R527 But that wasn't the question, was it? The question you asked was how that poster knew they were not secret lovers. So my response was clearly pointing out you've given no evidence showing they are secret lovers.
You probably shouldn't comment on cognitive skills when you can't even follow simple context.
| by Anonymous | reply 530 | May 12, 2020 2:34 AM |
R530 That was a rhetorical question, as you would know if you had half a brain. No one knows if they are secret lovers or not. What we do know for sure is that they are still in contact. Enough to have private jokes and enough to be aware that the other just left town.
Debate this all you want, that won't change anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 531 | May 12, 2020 2:46 AM |
[quote]What we do know for sure is that they are still in contact
But I never asked that, so it's irrelevant. More goalpost moving.
| by Anonymous | reply 532 | May 12, 2020 2:50 AM |
R532 This might blow your mind but you're not the only person in this thread and the discussion doesn't in fact entirely revolve around you.
| by Anonymous | reply 533 | May 12, 2020 3:00 AM |
R533 You replied to my comment
| by Anonymous | reply 534 | May 12, 2020 3:01 AM |
Seems like old times with this age-old debate, which neither side will ever win. It's making me nostalgic for relatively blissful 2019, but seriously you should both just agree to disagree. The Charmies know what they know, and the Angry People can continue to stew in their hate and anger for reasons known only to them. A good outcome all around.
| by Anonymous | reply 535 | May 12, 2020 3:03 AM |
R535 Yes, the people accepting others for what they publicly say they are are the ones stewing in hate and anger. Not the ones suggesting an "older woman" trapped a closeted guy in a sham marriage to further her own aims. Those people aren't angry or hateful at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 536 | May 12, 2020 3:13 AM |
R536 Isn't it time for you to clock out? You're really slaving away, aren't you.
| by Anonymous | reply 537 | May 12, 2020 3:20 AM |
R536 Isn't it time for you to clock out? You're really slaving away, aren't you.
| by Anonymous | reply 538 | May 12, 2020 3:20 AM |
R537 Does that make you feel important? Fine, if you want to imagine I'm taking Timothee's money, go right ahead. All it does is show everyone else you have no real counter-argument.
| by Anonymous | reply 539 | May 12, 2020 3:23 AM |
Proof that people talk Isn’t love. These are people who are planning to work together again, who have no hard feelings (although Armie standing Timmy up at his premiere and never liking any of his pictures, ignoring his emoji thirst doesn’t suggest Armie is still cool with Timmy), who are supposedly friends. Sharing clothes is something Timmy seems to do with loads of people. He looks more in love with Abel tbh.
But Charmie have Tyler, Armie’s friend who openly on social media gives them clues by liking random Charmie posts and following fans. Sounds like fan service to keep Armie relevant and a pathetic one at that. Clue, if it’s on social media, it’s not a secret, kiddos.
| by Anonymous | reply 540 | May 12, 2020 10:41 AM |
R539 the Charmie story has so many holes.
If Timmy pays PR why is he liking Armie posts and posting thirst emojis. If Timmy pays PR to make him straight why did he invite Armie to his premiere in London? If they are hiding for PR, why does Timmy like Armie pics and comment but Armie doesn’t? If they are secretly fucking, why aren’t they ever in the same country? If they are secretly meeting up, why no sightings. No one on the planet catches them, ever? Why wasn’t Armie spotted in Budapest at least once when he was in Europe. We saw everyone under the sun including obscure friends with Timmy, where was Armie. He’s 6’5”. Hard to hide.
| by Anonymous | reply 541 | May 12, 2020 10:46 AM |
R541 I agree with you, but if you see their bad logic you must realize that you do the exact same thing with your arguments about Armie being gay. In this thread you were using the same reasoning charmies do: whatever doesn't support Armie being gay (being married to a woman, following naked girls) is bearding/PR to make him look straight, but the stuff that does fit your ideas (leaving comments on his friends' posts, going to a gay bar, painting his nails) is legitimate and taken as proof. If he pays PR and is in the closet, why is he doing things that make him look gay? It's on social media, kiddo.
And I wouldn't say he looks more in love with Abel but it's funny that he took a picture like this at his house, meaning he actually saw him this year in February, and charmies insist it means absolutely nothing. But then he comments on Armie's post, even though the last time they were seen together was LAST year in February, and they think it means he's declaring his love and question how anyone can think they aren’t sleeping together lol
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 542 | May 12, 2020 2:19 PM |
Can someone list the movies where Armie played a non-straight character? Thanks
| by Anonymous | reply 543 | May 12, 2020 2:44 PM |
[quote] J. Edgar [quote] Final Portrait [quote] Call me by your name [quote] Billy: The early years (not really a gay character but many people have mentioned the homoerotic undertones
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 544 | May 12, 2020 2:56 PM |
Armie with his hair down figuratively
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 545 | May 12, 2020 8:49 PM |
R542 How desperately they clearly wish Abel or Cudi don't exist is endlessly hilarious
| by Anonymous | reply 547 | May 12, 2020 9:15 PM |
R546 Extra points for using schmatta in a sentence. A gem of a word.
| by Anonymous | reply 548 | May 12, 2020 9:24 PM |
R542 My feelings about Armie being gay are totally consistent and don’t contradict. As a closeted man, of course marriage is an option. Many famous gay men have chosen this route so being married with children in HW is meaningless. As a closeted man, liking porn And following naked women when your allegedly married Is perfectly consistent to being something a closeted man would do. No straight married man would do so knowing his wife could see. Painting your toe nails and cutting your hair under the ruse of going nuts during a quarantine is also consistent behavior a gay man who is stressed might undertake. He’s got to do something when he’s being so repressed.
So no, I’m not being illogical. All my reasons support closet cases.
| by Anonymous | reply 549 | May 12, 2020 9:26 PM |
[quote]Seems like old times with this age-old debate, which neither side will ever win.
Charmie or non-Charmie, I don’t give a shit, but why can’t these know-it-alls on both sides get it through their heads that what they see on social media and in public is just one small piece of Armie and Timmy’s lives? If you’re in their respective beds and know exactly who, when and where they’re fucking, congratulations. If not, shut up.
| by Anonymous | reply 550 | May 12, 2020 10:41 PM |
[quote]Seems like old times with this age-old debate, which neither side will ever win.
Charmie or non-Charmie, I don’t give a shit, but why can’t these know-it-alls on both sides get it through their heads that what they see on social media and in public is just one small piece of Armie and Timmy’s lives? If you’re in their respective beds and know exactly who, when and where they’re fucking, congratulations. If not, shut up.
| by Anonymous | reply 551 | May 12, 2020 10:41 PM |
seconding the excellent usage of schmatta.
| by Anonymous | reply 553 | May 12, 2020 10:58 PM |
R549 Painted nails? That's your proof? Are you posting from the 50s?
R550 And yet earlier in this thread you yourself pronounced in R149:
[quote]But they definitely threw each other a fuck along the way.
| by Anonymous | reply 554 | May 12, 2020 11:01 PM |
The intern is working overtime two days in a row! Liz is ruthless with her employees!
| by Anonymous | reply 555 | May 12, 2020 11:03 PM |
R555 The sooner you learn how to check post histories, the less foolish you'll make yourself look.
| by Anonymous | reply 556 | May 12, 2020 11:12 PM |
R556, there could be different interns working at the same time...
| by Anonymous | reply 557 | May 12, 2020 11:26 PM |
R551, calling him "Timmy" seems to undercut your argument that the public really doesn't know them intimately, but apparently you do...
| by Anonymous | reply 558 | May 12, 2020 11:48 PM |
Oh, go fuck yourself, R558. He’s been Timmy for the last zillion DL threads.
| by Anonymous | reply 559 | May 12, 2020 11:56 PM |
Still, you sound like a bit of a fool to tell us that we don't know anything about him, yet you have the insight to call him Timmy
| by Anonymous | reply 560 | May 13, 2020 12:05 AM |
[quote]And yet earlier in this thread you yourself pronounced in R149: [quote]But they definitely threw each other a fuck along the way.
You dug through my post history just to point that out? Yep, I said it. Never denied it. It was all in good fun until this thread, as usual, devolved.
| by Anonymous | reply 561 | May 13, 2020 12:14 AM |
r546 He looks like a caftan-clad eldergay.
| by Anonymous | reply 562 | May 13, 2020 3:54 AM |
[quote] And following naked women when your allegedly married Is perfectly consistent to being something a closeted man would do. No straight married man would do so knowing his wife could see.
Bullshit, R549. Of course there are straight men who follow "naked women" on social media (and elsewhere). There are straight men who don't care what their wife or gf thinks or feels about it, and conversely, there are wives and gf who don't care either.
Look, we all have our stereotypes. I obviously have some about straight men. But your stereotypes of gay men, closeted or otherwise, are awe inducingly retrograde.
| by Anonymous | reply 563 | May 13, 2020 4:38 AM |
R563 there are str8 men who do that but not Armie. This is a man who didn’t show his dick out of fear his daughter would be bullied, a man who’s wife curates the perfect image of a loving family, a man who celebrates his wife on social media (the saccharine posts are still there for you to see), a man who looked so repressed during the CMBYN sex scenes I could feel his anguish, a man who takes gay role, after gay role, a man who is planning to revisit a gay role where people have called him a pedophile, a man who has painted his toe nails pink for days/weeks (I’m not saying this is something all gay men would do but it’s something some gay men would do), a man who got hard kissing a male co star.
So yes, I think his social media likes and follows are to cover up that he likes taking it up the ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 564 | May 13, 2020 8:26 AM |
r546 Dorothy Zbornak would rock that.
| by Anonymous | reply 565 | May 13, 2020 8:30 AM |
R564 You don't know that. You don't know anything about Armie Hammer. I understand that you feel you know who he is, what he feels, what he thinks, and the reasons he behaves the way he does. Let me remind you that feelings are not facts.
| by Anonymous | reply 566 | May 13, 2020 6:52 PM |
R564 Jesus Christ, he did not get hard when he kissed Leonardo DiCaprio, it was a very obvious joke he made on a talk show. Even if that were true, based on all the things you listed he would not have disclosed that information. Can't you see how you're contradicting yourself here? (And I'm not the Elizabeth's intern btw, I do think Armie and Timothée are lovers)
| by Anonymous | reply 567 | May 13, 2020 8:58 PM |
It's almost like the story about not wanting his daughter to be bullied was a cover for him being too cowardly to get naked.
That's without even getting into the stupidity of thinking someone so deeply closeted that they get married but then take gay roles, and actually (borderline offensively) play up the gay aspect with your co-star for promotional reasons.
Also, interesting that I've gone from being Timothee's intern to being Elizabeth's intern. I'm apparently making so much money.
| by Anonymous | reply 568 | May 13, 2020 11:04 PM |
R567 if you watch the Andy Cohen interview, when he tells the boner story, Chelsea Handler is shocked at the end that he’s not gay. If he was joking, he did a terrible job because she’s a comedian and she bought his Boner story and so did I.
Lots of actors are in the closet while living openly gay lives. People like Cary Grant was in the closet while blatantly living with his lover. Gay men in the closet are discreet but they’re still gay men who flirt, pick up other gay men. Marriage is used as their protection. If Armie is gay, he has the marriage as his protection so he can feel more relaxed to slip up and be himself.
but, I don’t really care either way. Sincerely don’t get why you’re so adamant about disproving this when you don’t know him and if you did, being considered gay isn’t an insult, but it is homophobic to think it is.
| by Anonymous | reply 569 | May 14, 2020 3:29 AM |
[quote]People like Cary Grant
Gee, what a topical reference
[quote]Sincerely don’t get why you’re so adamant about disproving this when you don’t know him
Only works one way, eh? The Charmies adamant to "prove" he's gay - they're perfectly fine, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 570 | May 14, 2020 3:34 AM |
I’m always suspicious when someone is so adamant about disproving something on a forum. Armie being gay is the least boring thing about him because if he’s straight the man is basically a tool. A sloppy, misogynistic, gay baiter married to a ultra conservative, backwards woman who is more masculine than him. He really has problems if he’s just straight.
| by Anonymous | reply 571 | May 14, 2020 3:34 AM |
R570 you’ve lost me because although I don’t believe the Charmies are right that there’s a secret love affair, those 2 men never see each other and don’t think Armie cares to see Timmy. I 100% believe they fucked at some point.
| by Anonymous | reply 572 | May 14, 2020 3:38 AM |
Exactly, R571! Instead of facing up to his absolute shittiness, people like you try and make believe he's gay to hand-wave away all of that as being part of his closeting act.
For fuck's sake, he took money from Saudi Arabia. Do you actually need more proof that he's a fundamentally shitty despicable person?
| by Anonymous | reply 573 | May 14, 2020 3:40 AM |
R573 he’s shitty either way. Just more interesting if he’s gay. If he thinks he’s straight but even spends his downtime gay baiting I’d argue he’s got repressing his true homosexual nature. Instead of spending time with his family every image he’s shown the public from feminizing a tee shirt to wearing a kaftan to the porn stache have had gay undertones. All unprompted, all his own idea. Why would a straight man be consumed with presenting himself like this to the world? Not to mention his need to take every gay role available. Sometimes if it looks like a duck it’s a duck.
| by Anonymous | reply 574 | May 14, 2020 3:51 AM |
Why does someone feel the need to police this board?
| by Anonymous | reply 575 | May 14, 2020 3:54 AM |
[quote]Instead of spending time with his family every image he’s shown the public from feminizing a tee shirt to wearing a kaftan to the porn stache have had gay undertones. All unprompted, all his own idea. Why would a straight man be consumed with presenting himself like this to the world? Not to mention his need to take every gay role available. Sometimes if it looks like a duck it’s a duck.
You say this kind of stupid shit and then accuse other people of being homophobic? And how exactly would him being gay make him more interesting?
[quote]Why does someone feel the need to police this board?
Grow the fuck up. No-one's policing. You're just used to some kind of shitty Tumblr bubble where everyone agrees with your outdated stereotyping. The fact that you come here, to a gay site, repeat that same shit then get surprised when actual gay people take offence is staggering.
| by Anonymous | reply 576 | May 14, 2020 3:57 AM |
R576 now you’re turning nasty. lol, relax, it’s not that deep.
| by Anonymous | reply 577 | May 14, 2020 3:58 AM |
Girls .. you are getting nasty. Change your tampons and relax
| by Anonymous | reply 578 | May 14, 2020 4:00 AM |
Nasty? Christ, you really can tell you lot aren't DLers.
| by Anonymous | reply 579 | May 14, 2020 4:01 AM |
R578 now you’re getting misogynistic in order to discredit what I’m saying. If you kept a cooler head people might believe you more. But you’re out of arguments so now just resorting to insults. Why is this so personal with you? Why is your goal to prove this man is heterosexual, on a gay forum?
| by Anonymous | reply 580 | May 14, 2020 4:04 AM |
R580 Well there's a shipper 2 for 1 post. Both thinking that there's only one other poster (I'm not R578) AND the golden argument of the shippers - trying to somehow make out it's offensive - even homophobic - to suggest someone isn't gay on a gay site. Just ignore the fact that in all likelihood the ones making that argument aren't gay themselves (witness the way they talk about gay men as though we're a different species).
Nope. What's actually offensive is using massively outdated stereotypes as 'proof' someone is gay. Plus I'd argue suggesting that Armie Hammer is part of the gay community is extremely offensive to the gay community.
As for being out of arguments - you're the one who hasn't responded to any of mine. Just claiming I'm being nasty and now pretending someone else was me so you can avoid answering.
| by Anonymous | reply 581 | May 14, 2020 4:26 AM |
Don’t feed the Persistent Debate Trolls, people.
| by Anonymous | reply 582 | May 14, 2020 5:30 AM |
Seriously, it's like you guys are going through a checklist of Shit Shippers Say - now we're up to anyone who disagrees is a troll; much easier than actually trying to defend your argument, isn't it?
Let's see, what's next? Claiming to have a secret source within their management? Claim that they're sending messages via their clothing choices? Are any of you crazed enough to buy those lifelike dolls? Come on, come up with something new.
| by Anonymous | reply 583 | May 14, 2020 6:20 AM |
No homo Hammer gets too much attention for being as mediocre as he is. It’s as if the only thing keeping him remotely relevant is his link to Timmy Chalamet and or his potential dubious sexuality. The man doesn’t have much else going for him.
| by Anonymous | reply 584 | May 14, 2020 11:29 AM |
The troll is trying really hard to silence everyone who thinks that Armie is gay or that Charmie is real. Just block him and keep going as you see fit.
| by Anonymous | reply 585 | May 14, 2020 12:43 PM |
Mission Attention Whore accomplished. Seriously, who’d Armie fuck at People Magazine to get them to cover his and Liz’s every move?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 586 | May 14, 2020 1:36 PM |
R587 ENews and the Daily Mail too. His PR team are very aggressive. I wonder if they are behind these stunts or if it’s his bad idea. His wife has connections with E and I wonder if he uses his dad’s media contacts for his constant coverage with DM and other British publications like British GQ.
They seem to think more is more when he’s been doing the same thing for ages and it still hasn’t gotten him anywhere.
| by Anonymous | reply 587 | May 14, 2020 1:49 PM |
R585 In what way am I trying to silence people? I'm literally asking you shippers questions, that's the exact opposite. It's just you lot can't answer. And, by the way, accusing someone else of trying to silence people and then telling people to block that person is hilariously hypocritical. I'm going to guess R575 is suddenly okay with this attempt to police the thread?
You really should ask yourselves why you're all so threatened by someone not believing your little ship. It's almost like you don't believe it either, and find it hard to keep the act up.
| by Anonymous | reply 588 | May 14, 2020 9:38 PM |
R588 Charmies are extremely delusional. The boys probably fucked or fooled around but they don’t even seem to be friends anymore. They say they are but they also plan to work together again so are motivated to keep the myth going.
Right now, timothee is in LA maybe with a new girlfriend, more likely single and fucking whatever girls are currently hanging around the Weeknd’s pad. If Armie was in love with timothee no way would they be separated during a global pandemic.
| by Anonymous | reply 589 | May 14, 2020 10:10 PM |
R589 The funny thing is I have a feeling few of them actually really care about the idea of Armie being gay itself - they just need him to be to back up their ideas about Timothee being gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 590 | May 14, 2020 10:15 PM |
R590 Prancing ponies, all of them.
| by Anonymous | reply 591 | May 14, 2020 10:21 PM |
R590 Charmies think Armie is legitimately married and only gay for timothee. They are all mostly in love with Armie, Timothee is the expendable one. The one they tear apart when he doesn’t tow the line. Because in the Charmie scenario timothee is the girl and being classic misogynists they demand timothee play the subservient role. None of them conceive of timothee being the top bc he’s smaller, prettier. So armie gets away with his general stupidity while they spend hours hating on timothee.
In their scenario armie is just gay for timothee bc to think of armie being actually gay detracts from his appeal to them as they are also fundamentally homophobes.
I know too much about this. lol
| by Anonymous | reply 592 | May 14, 2020 10:36 PM |
The Charmies are also discovering that timothee has spent quarantine miles away from armie who has been with his wife and kids while timothee has been either living with or staying in The Weeknd’s house. They will as a result of this disappointing situation turn against timothee like they did when he started dating lrd which I think most of them suspected was a genuine relationship bc they never let up talking about it and stressing about it until even months after they broke up. Whether or not that was really PR they resented timothee doing it.
The loathe the Weeknd. This will get ugly. They have been trying and hoping the weeknd and timothee aren’t really friends for ages even after all their get togethers. But it’s too real for them. He’s their biggest threat.
| by Anonymous | reply 593 | May 14, 2020 10:45 PM |
