Pam. A natural beauty. AN needed makeup and lots of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 27, 2021 10:09 PM |
Pam. Here's pre-glam Pam pictured in 1993.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 27, 2021 10:18 PM |
1991 on Home Improvement.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 27, 2021 10:20 PM |
Beautiful? These blow up dolls? Honey, check yourself for COVID - you have no taste.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 27, 2021 10:26 PM |
R3 what all do you think was wrong with Anna's face? Just wondering.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 28, 2021 2:41 AM |
Why the sudden Anna Nicole Smith threads? Is her estate trying to hype her again?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 28, 2021 2:51 AM |
They are both "raped-out, drugged out old dyed haired plastic cum dumpster" And the fat, stupid one is dead!!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 28, 2021 2:56 AM |
In their prime?
From what I've observed, this must mean when they were seven.
Let's call it a tie.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 28, 2021 2:58 AM |
Pam, but she destroyed her looks very early on with plastic surgery. She was naturally very beautiful, but had already wrecked her looks by the time she appeared on Baywatch.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 28, 2021 3:49 AM |
Pam... You can fit Canada, Alaska& the Rocky Mountains inside her "stretched-out loose vadge" and still have room for Tommy Lee's dick and the NFL.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 28, 2021 3:54 AM |
These women are similar to Alex Haley - they all have black roots!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 28, 2021 4:31 AM |
Pam was very hot and beautiful before the plastic surgery and tit job. She was still stunning on Baywatch. After getting dicked down by Bret Michaels and Tommy Lee. She seemed to try to the groupie slut look of tons of raccoon makeup and gaudy fashion. By the 2000s, she started looking really old. Too much tanning, too much makeup and constantly going under the knife. Years of fucking deplorable white trash dudes who treated her like shit must have awakened her inner left-wing activist because now she's a Marxist who supports Assange and is into heavy political literature. Which actually makes her much cooler now.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 28, 2021 5:19 AM |
Bobbie Brown would be the winner of the bleach blonde bimbo look.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 28, 2021 5:21 AM |
Bret Michaels. What a dork.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 28, 2021 9:28 AM |
The one who snagged a billionaire.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 28, 2021 9:50 AM |
Pam started getting the worn, hard and whorish look very early in her career. She was very pretty in girl next door way in her first Playboy layout in 1990. Too much sun, drugs, and taste in a long line of questionable men ruined what beauty she had.
Brett Michaels was probably one of the least offensive guys she fucked. He seems like a somewhat decent guy, besides the wig and make-up.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 28, 2021 9:54 AM |
r9 I assume they want Aaron Sorkin to direct the biopic
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 28, 2021 9:59 AM |
Bret Michael's wig, make-up and headband = dork
Tommy Lee = arsewipe
Kid Rock = fucknut
Kelly Slater = really hot back then
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 28, 2021 11:34 AM |
Lovely peasants. Should have been milkmaids.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 28, 2021 11:49 AM |
Anna Nicole hands down. Pam also had waaay too much surgery.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 28, 2021 1:09 PM |
I'm curious about the people who choose Anna, as R3 said, her beauty required makeup, Pam's didn't. Anna was pale with thin lips and a gummy smile.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 28, 2021 1:48 PM |
She always wore makeup even as a teenager.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 28, 2021 1:51 PM |
R26, I agree that Anna wasn't perfect, but Pamela isn't either. She had a big pig nose, chicklet teeth, big forehead, huge cheekbones, and deep eyes, and also her eyebrows were too thin.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 28, 2021 2:28 PM |
On a related note, why does Pamela's makeup always look so off - her eyebrows and lips in particular distract from her face.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 28, 2021 2:38 PM |
I don’t find young, pre surgery, hair dye and makeup free Pamela beautiful at all. She looks like a lot like average pretty girls I grew up with. She was gorgeous in the mid 90’s but never the most beautiful woman I have seen. I think Anna had a better face.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 28, 2021 2:47 PM |
They are both clearly hetero male fantasies along with Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and other busty blondes with tons of eye makeup, childish personalities and baby doll voices. An exaggerated feminine ideal. Iconic to straight girls who want to look like them.
Pam was gorgeous before the drugs, constant surgeries and sun damage. Anna was very pretty before the weight gain and drugs.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 28, 2021 2:53 PM |
Anna definitely looked better when she didn't show teeth. She was gorgeous in those black and white Guess ads. She brought voluptuous back. (Before it all went to Hell.)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 28, 2021 3:03 PM |
R33 those Guess ads required shit tons of makeup, it was all about a certain look (painted on ‘50s makeup) as opposed to true beauty. That said, her face, though not beautiful, was more photogenic and a bit more unique than Pam’s generic Barbie face pre-tranny-looking years. ANS’s gummy smile and thin lips added to a goofy prettiness. When she later plumped up her lips she took on a more generic yet cartoonish look.
Pam looked like a tranny even during her “hot” chick days while on Bay Watch. Bad skin, stretched out melon tits, hairpieces, shaved eyebrows, and Tammy Faye Baker level eye makeup. I think the the uber hetero dude bros who lusted after her are also into trannies on the down low.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 28, 2021 4:10 PM |
Pam is naturally the prettiest blonde girl next door on the planet. (Rat faced Lily James has makeup troweled on and doesn’t come close).
Anna Nicole was more glamorous when made up - she was perfect for guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 28, 2021 4:21 PM |
Anna Nicole was far more beautiful than junkie Pam.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 29, 2021 1:59 AM |
Anna Nicole had such a fucked up life. You can't help but feel sorry for her. She wanted to do better but had too many demons. Pam fucked up a lot but always seemed to land back on her feet. She's pretty smart.
What's next? Traci Lords vs Jenna Jameson
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 29, 2021 2:40 AM |
I remember reading an article about the early days of the internet and it said that the 2 most downloaded women on the internet at the time were Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Connelly.
That despite their limited fame that every male from 16 to 60 knew who these two women were. I guess they meant straight men.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 2, 2022 7:10 PM |
I thought a young Anna Nicole Smith was stunning.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 2, 2022 10:53 PM |
I never thought Pamela was that beautiful. Anna was stunning and her rags to riches story is truly fascinating. I’m surprised Hollywood hasn’t made a motion picture.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 2, 2022 10:55 PM |
both legends, ANS wins bc of the tragic story
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 4, 2022 9:15 PM |
Neither of these surgery addled bimbos were beautiful. I feel bad for ANS, but Pam seems to be doing fine these days. Both of them seem/seemed nice enough.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 4, 2022 9:17 PM |
Pam Anderson looked like a young Michelle Phillips back in the day.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 4, 2022 9:21 PM |
I agree with Pamelas animal rights beliefs but Anna Nicole Smith seems much cooler
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 5, 2022 2:11 AM |
Well Pamela is way more iconic. She was the definitive sex symbol of the 90’s. She was the Kim Kardashian of the 90’s, so many women modeled themselves after her.
I prefer Pamela but Anna Nicole was more beautiful and that was the question.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 5, 2022 2:24 AM |
Pam Anderson wishes she looked as good as Michelle Phillips.....EVER! Michelle Phillips is a Goddess. I met Michelle in the early 1990's at a party in Laurel Canyon (I know right). It was one of the few times I was "STARSTRUCK" and at a loss for words. I never forgot I met my mom's favorite singer.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 5, 2022 2:35 AM |
R52, what does that have to do with who's more beautiful?
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 5, 2022 3:04 AM |
On the "cheap" scale, they are both a 10.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 5, 2022 3:09 AM |
I think Anna for face and Pamela for body
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 5, 2022 3:15 AM |
R40 wasn't Cindy Margolis the most downloaded person on the internet around 1999ish?
In her before picture she kind of look like Golden age pron star Christy Canyon
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 5, 2022 5:36 AM |
I remember pictures of a young Pamela Anderson with no or little make-up and she was just lovely. No idea why she had to get all that surgery. The boobs I get, because it is an attention grabber.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 8, 2022 11:16 PM |
Why surgery? Why do ya think, r63? Because road to fame and fortune ran through the Playboy mansion. E.g., Pam's nose wasn't "ideal."
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 8, 2022 11:39 PM |
ANS all day, Pam is no slouch but ANS was on another level
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 10, 2022 1:49 AM |
ANS - always go with the tits
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 10, 2022 1:51 AM |
They were both naturally beautiful but turned themselves into ridiculous blow up dolls. Same with Jenna Jameson. Hard to imagine the thought process behind wanting to turn something so naturally lovely into something hard and cheap looking.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 10, 2022 12:44 PM |
Tommy gave Pam hepatitis, despite denying it and Anna Nicole is dead.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 10, 2022 12:57 PM |
I have a theory that the gold diggers have to go with the giant lips, tits and drag Queen makeup- because the old rich men have lost their eyesight and can only make the broad strokes of beauty ... or, if you will, these broads' strokes.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 10, 2022 1:27 PM |
Neither...Beauty equals Ann-Margaret or Sophia Loren.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 10, 2022 5:52 PM |
This thread reminds me of the most hilarious entry ever on the "Dialing a Phone with a Pencil" thread from years ago when a poster revealed that in the early 1970s at age six, with a notepad and pencil in his hands, he approached his father and his beer buddies drinking out on the patio, and said, "I'm taking a poll. Who would you say is more beautiful: Florence Henderson or Shirley Jones?"
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 10, 2022 5:58 PM |
I'd say about equal. I'm sure Anna did a lot of work on her teeth, but that was probably her weak spot.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 10, 2022 6:06 PM |
Anna’s chin was too big and pointy. Pam had/has a great figure independent of the implants, but a body like hers isn’t as rare as a body like slim Anna Nicole because her height. She was rarely slim, though. I’d say it’s a tie.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 10, 2022 6:12 PM |
To me it depends what you want. Pam was the more natural beauty, the hot girl-next door. Then she started with the surgeries and it wasn't as great and she started looking trashy. Anna, though, was much better able to pull off glamourous sexy. She was white trash, most of the time, but if she was styled right she was perfection.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 10, 2022 6:16 PM |
Fun fact: Supposedly Anna’s modeling agency (Casablanca?) was pissed when she did that New York magazine cover with Cheetos. They were trying to obscure her white trash aspects. Linked article says it was Anna herself who objected, but I was told otherwise at the time.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 10, 2022 6:40 PM |
Definitely Pamela. I remember looking through this really old Playboy magazine once when I was bored and this one woman stood out to me as the best looking of all the models. I looked at the name and was shocked it was Pamela Anderson. I did not recognise her. She had a huge bush too (they all did then).
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 10, 2022 6:44 PM |
I think straight guys would choose Pam. She embodied the hetero male fantasy of a busty blonde siren with just enough sass and humor to not be a bore. She was just hot and sexy rock groupie chick that struck a chord and made the most of it. Had a fun ride and rode many dicks.
Gays love Anna because she's like Marilyn Monroe. Came from a trashy home and while pretty, she was not out of the ordinary for a Southern small town girl. She did a lot to improve herself and manufactured this goddess persona that was an imitation what she perceived as Hollywood glamour. But sadly was mentally ill and it fell apart.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 10, 2022 6:45 PM |
Personality-wise, Anna was probably a nicer person. I was / am into metal music and used to read "Metal Sludge." I also read "The Dirt," a joint autobiography of the Motley Crue band. Pam sounded really full of herself. Look how she's turned out, too. As mentioned above, marrying deplorable Kid Rock. She's had about 3 marriages that each lasted maybe one year. Sounds pretty insecure and desperate.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 10, 2022 6:46 PM |
She looks so different in pics like this (nudity trigger warning for delicate gays).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 10, 2022 6:54 PM |
Pam's whole face looked different in the 80s and early 90s. She was so fresh-faced on Home Improvement. By Baywatch, she got the raccoon eyeliner and overdone makeup that became her trademark. Her Canadian accent is cute.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 10, 2022 6:59 PM |
R80, what does that have to do with their beauty?
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 10, 2022 8:06 PM |
Pam had a sweet face and the girl next door look. Soft features but nothing striking. I think Anna’s features were more beautiful. The gummy smile could easily be fixed these days with Botox. Either way they were clearly both beauties.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 10, 2022 8:17 PM |
Anna had hard beady features, Pamela was much more feminine looking
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 10, 2022 9:05 PM |
I am surprised no one has mentioned Pamela's nose. I've always thought she would have been prettier if she would have had it fixed. She was pretty don't get me wrong, I just think she would have been even more so if her nose looked better.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 10, 2022 9:35 PM |
I heard Pam did get her nose slightly tweaked. But maybe not enough.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 10, 2022 10:00 PM |
There is nothing the least bit likable or interesting about Pamela Anderson. At least Anna had the decency to die before getting boring and old.
ANS was an angel on this earth. The way the media treated her wasn’t horrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 14, 2022 1:14 AM |
Anna was more beautiful. She had glamour. Pam was more plastic barbie doll, even though she is beautiful too, Anna just had "it."
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 14, 2022 1:24 AM |
R91, yeah a real angel the way she took advantage of that old man
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 14, 2022 1:39 AM |
"That old man" = vicious oil tycoon who fought a billion dollar stock war with the Koch brothers, fucked around on his disabled wife, and claimed the gifts he gave to his dead stripper mistress were "consulting fees" when the IRS went after him for tax evasion. Yeah, sure, "that old man" was taken advantage of by a functional illiterate.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 14, 2022 1:48 AM |
How many people did JHoward Marshall take advantage of in his life? Probably a lot more than Anna Nicole did. She deserved to get her money.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 14, 2022 2:23 AM |
To the commenter who said ANS deserves a biopic, there was one, if not two. I liked her reality show it was so unflattering but real.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 25, 2022 4:44 PM |
Pam was the prettier natural beauty pre-plastic surgeries and drugs, while Anna became a bombshell the moment she wore makeup, had her hair styled professionally, and had the right wardrobe.
I’m professional photography, ANS beat Pamela hands down.
IRL, before disfiguring herself, Pamela beat ANS.
Both were attractive women for different and some similar reasons.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 14, 2022 8:17 AM |
Pam by far. I'm actually stunned by how many people are claiming Anna Nicole wad more attractive.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 14, 2022 7:49 PM |
R105, why don't you think Anna Nicole was attractive?
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 14, 2022 9:09 PM |
R107 not necessarily unattractive but ans looked like a typical pretty texas girl you would see in a shopping mall in Dallas. Look at the high school photos of Smith vs the high school photos of Anderson. This is before they had any work done. I don't think either of them are The Most Beautiful Women Ever but Anderson's natural features are more striking then Smiths natural features. I also think Pam was prettier as a brunette but I guess the blonde got her her career
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 14, 2022 9:19 PM |
I really couldn’t say, I’m not a connoisseur of tacky whores.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 14, 2022 9:43 PM |
I LOVE these threads with a bunch of gay men arguing about and judging the beauty, or not, of female celebrities.
Few celebrities, women or men, especially in this age of out-of-control plastic surgery, fillers, supplemental hair (for women and men) etc etc, are truly naturally beautiful women or naturally attractive men. Even Marilyn Monroe had a nose job or two. Don't forget Photoshop.
We'd have to see these celebs high school photos (unless they were from money and started with the surgeries back in high school) to judge these celebs true level of attractiveness.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 25, 2022 1:49 AM |
Pam all day every day. She didn’t have receding gum line or speak incoherently.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 25, 2022 2:53 AM |
Who had more plastic surgery?
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 29, 2022 7:15 AM |
Even Hugh Hefner said the only person he saw more beautiful than Anna was Marilyn.
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 29, 2022 8:04 PM |
R121, that is cool he said that. Where and when did he say that? Just wondering.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 29, 2022 10:11 PM |
What does it matter? Superficial beauty is only a facade.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 30, 2022 5:14 AM |
Carmen Electra or Jenny McCarthy?
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 30, 2022 6:35 PM |
I want to see some pictures of those 2 together.
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 5, 2023 6:09 PM |
Was Pam a heavy drug user and drinker? I know she’s a vegan so hee diet is healthy but she started looking rough exceptionally early.
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | January 24, 2023 1:42 AM |
R140, when do you think her looks first started to go downhill? Just wondering
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | January 24, 2023 2:01 AM |
Anna Nicole hands down. Pam wasn't that good looking.
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 30, 2023 10:06 PM |
