A Dick Greater Than Any Drug

Met a guy in his 60s the other night: his cock was not only porn star long and immensely thick, and harder than that of many 21 year olds I've known, but he really knew how to use it. More than this he had an intensely sexual hypnotic personality. A nonbearded Rasputin. It struck me that I'd encountered a genuine satyr: someone who never gets profiled because they are so rare.

He said he slept with The Dick in boyfriend every night. "I never have trouble getting sex: young & old they see the cock and beg for it. BEG for it in them! It's ALL about The Dick!" I began to think it actually was, and perhaps nothing else matters: that a dick such as this, on a man such as this, was a key in the doorway of consciouness! (Should I write 50 Shades Of Lavender?)

But seriously: if you were the partner of such a person your reality would be shaped by The Dick: it would be in you for eight or ten or more hours a day and the rest of time you would retain the conscious presence of it. It would be like being on a permanant high. Like obsessional love, but purely sexual.

Has anyone encountered -- not just a massive dick -- but a satyred individual capable of taking you to a deeper level of consciousness -- or simply stupor?

by Anonymousreply 58April 28, 2020 4:56 PM

Yes dear we all have. Sleeping for years with your boyfriends dick in your ass sounds like a mix masturbatory fantasy and extremely rigid s/m. Not interesting in the least. Cookie?

by Anonymousreply 1October 20, 2016 1:21 PM

The first guy to ever fuck me was in his 60s. I was only 17.

He had a rock-hard dick. And this was years before Viagra.

by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2016 1:25 PM

Only sloppy-bottomed whores like gigantic dicks in them.

by Anonymousreply 3October 20, 2016 1:36 PM

A Dick Greater Than Any Drug?

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by Anonymousreply 4October 20, 2016 2:06 PM

I've met two guys who could take you to another state of consciousness with their tongue. The first had a very long and thick but soft spongy tongue. He would slide it down your throat and just keep it there very still: it was a total head trip and all-consuming -- like having sex with some kind of incubus.

The other was a young guy with a very very broad tongue and he employed it in a unique and masterly way. It never moved from side to side: it just entered your mouth and then began an endless series of very slow rolling and lapping motions. It was absolutely hypnotic: like waves rolling into shore. It definitely took you to another place!

by Anonymousreply 5October 20, 2016 2:15 PM

No OP. He sounds boring. And full of STDs. Seriously a life of sex sex sex all the time is just too monotonous.

And a most Rasputin-ish man would get real annoying after a while.

by Anonymousreply 6October 20, 2016 2:16 PM

Can the tedious old queens who've never experienced transformational sex spare us their judgemental replies. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2016 2:20 PM

Not every gay guy is a hungry bottom who loves big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 8October 20, 2016 2:26 PM

"Not every gay guy is a hungry bottom who loves big dicks."

No, not every gay guy.

Just 99% of them.

by Anonymousreply 9October 20, 2016 2:36 PM

R8 Not every gay guy is a "hungry" bottom, but every gay guy loves a fat cock in their face.

I'm sure there's a small cock appreciation group somewhere out in the tundra run by the only gay Eskimo in their tribe.

by Anonymousreply 10October 20, 2016 2:39 PM

R10 - I like looking at big cocks, and giving guys with big ones handies. But I don't particularly like gagging on one or having one split me in half. Porn fantasies aren't real life for most guys. Give me an average size dick any day.

by Anonymousreply 11October 20, 2016 2:44 PM

Small town average, not city average, R11.

by Anonymousreply 12October 20, 2016 3:06 PM

Exactly r11. Yeah I love looking at big dicks in porn or on gogo boys. Sure.

But in real life, not so much. I'm more of a top than a bottom, and if I am going to bottom I can only handle it for normal dicks.

And while big dicks may be fun to look at, trying to go down on one gets annoying., it's a lot more difficult.

In real life it is people who love bottoming that loves big dicks. Like I said, those hungry bottoms that like getting their ass stretched out.

by Anonymousreply 13October 20, 2016 3:06 PM

Oh please r6, if you think an "old queen" does not know about transformational sex go take some more Truvade you judgmental fading moron.

by Anonymousreply 14October 20, 2016 7:34 PM

I like good kissers more than big dicks

by Anonymousreply 15October 20, 2016 8:16 PM

OP sounds deranged, with or without dick.

by Anonymousreply 16October 20, 2016 9:33 PM

Sizemeat (8+ long and 6+ around on the tape measure) has no expiratia date!

by Anonymousreply 17October 20, 2016 9:36 PM

Anyone who has a new guy in his bed each night has got to be shallow and boring.

Did he ever develop a personality?

by Anonymousreply 18October 20, 2016 9:43 PM

What a bunch of SAD bitches ! I totally get you OP, the rest probably just dont remember what good dick,really good dick ,feels like ! Ive been with a lot of men in my life , but there was only one who had it like that . He was from Alabama, with cobalt blue eyes,salt and pepper hair and 8 fat uncut inches.He was a liar,a thief and a scoundrel of the highest order,but when he whispered sweet nothings in my ear in that southern accent while sliding that 8 incher deep inside me, NONE of that mattered one iota . He was a true nympho, he wanted to fuck all the time,every day,all day . I used to joke with him I never saw his dick soft! For over 2 years I supported him, lost friends,lost apartments (he'd get drunk and show up and make huge scenes) even lost a few jobs,but I was completely obsessed with that cock . Hands free orgasms with him were the rule rather than the exception, his cock hit that spot just right.

Finally, the crazy just got to be too much so i had to cut him loose,but theres not a week goes by in the 30 years since that I dont think about him.he was truly the greatest lover I ever had.

by Anonymousreply 19October 20, 2016 10:47 PM

Wow R19, you were the true definition of dickmatized! Glad there was some enjoyment at least.

by Anonymousreply 20October 20, 2016 10:53 PM

Thank you R19. That was EXACTLY the kind of story I wanted to hear!

Why are so many of the smoking hot ones fucked up. Oh well. The memories they leave!!!

"This is my friend Gert", said a cute but totally methed out young kid to me the other day. Cut to Gert standing beside him: built like a brick shithouse, obvious big boned dutch extraction, covered in prison tatts, whose ravishingly manly face splits into a wide grin exposing big white teeth with a sexy center gap. He gives me a bone crushing handshake, and appears completely without any guile or barrier that the average person usually has. Oh well: in prison, the mate of a mate is your mate. Oh Gert!!! Mumma's mussy melt down material.

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2016 10:42 AM

[quote]go take some more Truvade

LOL!!!! Would that be Truvadé, as in Fabergé?

by Anonymousreply 22October 21, 2016 10:49 AM

R19 Oh, Scarlett Graham, Go back to sleep- your daydreams always leave you panting on the fainting couch!

by Anonymousreply 23October 21, 2016 11:07 AM

"Dick'll make you SLAP somebody!"

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by Anonymousreply 24October 21, 2016 11:22 AM

Me!! The rest of you are losers in the size department!

by Anonymousreply 25October 21, 2016 11:26 AM

Mary r19 is a lucky lady!

by Anonymousreply 26October 21, 2016 1:01 PM

R23...hate on,sister ! Its all true ,why do you think I supported his sorry ass for 2 years ? One friend of mine said of him " Hes a 5'9 walking dick" ! He had a swagger that oozed sex,it was nothing for us to be out and have men AND women hit on him right in front of me. At first Id get all pissy and jealous about it, but after a while I just resigned myself to it. He tormented me, stole from me, lied to me, cheated on me,once he even broke into my apartment while I was at work and completely trashed it! Not one thing escaped his destructive rampage,and do you know what happened when I walked in? Within 10 minutes,after some screaming and squawking on my part,I was face down on a shredded mattress while he dicked me into a coma. Had he not broken my nose while I was going 65 down the expressway,Id probably still be with him !

by Anonymousreply 27October 21, 2016 4:01 PM

OP - if you need your fix on this sort of thing, and can't get it in bed, or simply want to explore its many possibilities, may I suggest you read Genet, and even better, in French. Especially Our Lady of the Flowers and The Thief's Journal.

by Anonymousreply 29October 21, 2016 4:39 PM

OP, where do you hang out that you meet such vivid characters?

by Anonymousreply 30October 21, 2016 4:43 PM

Marseilles et d'autres villes portuaires, j'imagine.

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by Anonymousreply 31October 21, 2016 5:03 PM

[quote] He was from Alabama, with cobalt blue eyes,salt and pepper hair and 8 fat uncut inches. He was a liar, a thief and a scoundrel of the highest order, but when he whispered sweet nothings in my ear in that southern accent while sliding that 8 incher deep inside me, NONE of that mattered one iota.

Excuse me, are you actually Miss Lindsey Graham, or are you just trying to sound like her?

by Anonymousreply 33October 21, 2016 7:36 PM

R29 I read Genet when a SCHOOLBOY!!!!

( I discovered him through a review that referred to his "sperm-spattered pages". Mmm, that sounds perfect 14 year old me thought.) My absolute fave is Funeral Rites. Then Querelle. HATE the others. But there's other stuff that that is his equal.

One has to feel sorry for the sneerers on the thread, because it shows they have never been lucky enough to experience genuinely transformational sex. Because if you have, you respect it for what it is -- not always something entwined with Love, but certainly something elemental, to recall throughout your life and on your death bed with deep gratitude.

Where do I meet such characters? Generally in places which draw the sexually driven and society's rejects. Bourgeois life, including what supposedly constitutes mainstream gay life and enthusiasms, bores the tits off me, and I'm sane and secure enough to navigate through the world of the lost, without it sucking me down.

Now, back to the business at hand: has anyone besides R19 and myself hit the sexual jackpot?

by Anonymousreply 34October 23, 2016 4:39 PM

Yes R36 HIV: over the years I've had sex with dozens of men and boys who were poz, including a few so close to death they were mere sacks of bones. I've also had sex with spastics, stars, jailbirds, musclemen, ordinary boys, and the dazzlingly handsome. And while I have a passion for sex and experience I'm still HIV Neg because I follow the basic rules. So ram that up your tight little judgemental afraid-of-life twat.

by Anonymousreply 36October 23, 2016 5:10 PM

[quote]including a few so close to death they were mere sacks of bones.

Stay classy, OP.

by Anonymousreply 37October 23, 2016 5:14 PM

[quote] More than this he had an intensely sexual hypnotic personality. A nonbearded Rasputin. It struck me that I'd encountered a genuine satyr: someone who never gets profiled because they are so rare.

OP, I am moved by your intensely erotic, yet sensitive and lyrical missive. Sometimes I feel like only you and I understand the grace of the male form and the power of a soulmate.

I would love to photograph you.

by Anonymousreply 38October 23, 2016 5:20 PM

OP - absolutely. ive been there, like you and r19 have described. dick becomes god.

by Anonymousreply 39October 23, 2016 6:17 PM

This whole thread is another reason why I hate us and are embarrassed by us sometimes. So many gay men let their libidos rule them and lack any form of self-control when it comes to sex. And before you go on to straight being the same way, that is true, but to a point. Many straight men in their '20s definitely are on a leash held by their sex drive. However, they mature and realize that there is more to life than sex. Many gay men don't mature in this way, and go through life as perpetual Peter Pans constantly in search of the next big sexual thrill. It's pitiful.

by Anonymousreply 40October 23, 2016 6:30 PM

Cary Leeds had the same kind of dick. You just wanted it, no matter what.

by Anonymousreply 41October 23, 2016 6:31 PM

[quote]Give me an average size dick any day.

I like a dick that can actually fit in my ass and mouth.

by Anonymousreply 42October 23, 2016 6:34 PM

^^ So, it would have to be pretty girthy

by Anonymousreply 43October 23, 2016 6:36 PM

Even tops don't like tinymeat

by Anonymousreply 44October 23, 2016 6:37 PM

R40 = cannot understand this thread. Cannot see that adulthood can include transformative sex, among many other things. R40 = very tight ass and sour set to the mouth.

by Anonymousreply 45October 23, 2016 6:40 PM

Now, having said that, I will put on opaque stockings so that perverts don't lust after me, smooth my skirts and make my way to the Piggly Wiggly, where respectable people shop for day old donuts.

by Anonymousreply 46October 23, 2016 6:47 PM

[Quote]Many straight men in their '20s definitely are on a leash held by their sex drive. However, they mature and realize that there is more to life than sex.

Hear, hear r40!

by Anonymousreply 47October 23, 2016 6:48 PM

R40: What do you expect when they've put every roadblock in place to discourage gay men from forming lasting relationships? They bend over backwards to demonize us, vilify us, say we're incapable of commitment and fidelity; at what point does that merely become a self-fulfilling prophesy? We need marriage equality worldwide and we need it now.

by Anonymousreply 48October 23, 2016 6:50 PM

Quick! Get R40's smelling salts!

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by Anonymousreply 49October 23, 2016 7:52 PM

I intend to keep myself tidy, never be led astray be passing fancy -- heaven knows where it might lead. I shall die in my bed stainless. Regrets? What are they compared to one's reputation, and the comfort of warm milk and the polyester arms of one's teddy.

by Anonymousreply 50October 25, 2016 3:17 AM

R40 It's seriously shallow as hell and grosses me out. Huge turnoff. How do you form a deeper connection with somebody?

by Anonymousreply 51March 5, 2020 2:57 AM

OK, OP, but spare the flowery talk and tell us exactly what the experience is like. The guy was big and hard. You had a hands free O? OK, tell us a little more, that’s not THAT special.

Transformational for me would be somebody who is in sync with me, gets me, is a soulmate, and believes in me. I would love to feel equal love. Sexual chemistry is great, but I still think love would be the missing element. I’ll admit, it’s hard to get both in one package.

by Anonymousreply 52March 5, 2020 3:17 AM

I rolled my eyes so hard, that I broke eye vessels. I look like I have pink eye & a shiner all at the sane time, just from your fucking stupid post.

by Anonymousreply 53March 5, 2020 3:17 AM

I rolled my eyes so hard, that I broke eye vessels. I look like I have pink eye & a shiner all at the sane time, just from your fucking stupid post.

by Anonymousreply 54March 5, 2020 3:17 AM

Are you dead yet, r40?

If you hate 'us' so much, you should do the responsible thing....

by Anonymousreply 55March 5, 2020 3:29 AM

OP needs to provide sizes: length, girth, cut/uncut status.

by Anonymousreply 56March 5, 2020 5:05 AM

Mr. Pence, we know you have to work out those energies somehow, but stories like this are just unbecoming in someone your age.

by Anonymousreply 57March 5, 2020 5:28 AM

R5 is sexier to me than OP.

by Anonymousreply 58April 28, 2020 4:56 PM

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